Your pap dies off-screen, leaves you his whole damn job in Soul Society, and you’re still basically a horny newbie who barely remembers which captain hates which. That’s the vibe here. You’re thrown in as the new commander, everyone calls you “taicho” with that fake respect, and half the time you’re trying to decide if you should fix the political mess or just fuck your way through it. First scene already tells you how it goes: one minute you’re at a funeral, the next you’re staring at Rukia’s legs way too long and thinking “yeah this is not how a responsible leader behaves” while the game kinda smiles and says, “good, keep going.” It doesn’t pretend to be epic and serious, even when it tries. You talk to captains, you mess with schedules, send squads on missions, but every choice has that “ok but how does this help me get into her pants” feeling. Sometimes it’s soft stuff, like walking Hinata-style shy girls out of their shell with dumb little compliments, sometimes it’s straight up “I’m your commander, get on your knees” and the game doesn’t flinch at all.

What really hooked me was how dirty it gets once you stop being polite. At first I was like “I’ll play the good boy,” trying to keep everyone friendly, but you run into Rangiku and her tits are basically their own cutscene, spilling out of the uniform every time she bends forward. You can tease her, get teased back, or just push it into rough territory if you set your dominance high enough. Same with Yoruichi. One route she’s trolling you, laughing in your face, making you jerk off like a dog while she watches. Different route, you’ve got her on all fours, collar biting into her neck, ass up and dripping while you decide if it’s going to be slow pussy worship or full-on choke-and-cream. The game doesn’t hide the nasty stuff: sleep sex scenes, voyeurism when you spy on captains bathing, lesbian side events with girls grinding on each other while you’re just there stroking, ahegao faces that would get you banned on Instagram in one second. It’ll let you titfuck Orihime on your office chair, footjob from some smug captain who pretends she hates you, sex toys stuffed into subordinates while they’re trying to keep a straight face in meetings. One moment you’re holding a sweet romance flag with someone like Inoue, later you’re watching her gag on your cock while her eyes roll up, drool everywhere, and then you still go to a “respectful” briefing like nothing happened. The AI CG actually surprised me a bit, sometimes it looks weird on fingers but then you get a midnight creampie scene with Nel or a rough blowjob with Tsunade-tier milf and suddenly you forget everything you wanted to complain about. I still hate that tiny menu button that’s slightly off-center and my brain screams every time I tap it, but yeah, this is one of those games where you say “ok, just one more scene” and then your dick hurts but you still click.

There is this messy, horny little college story where you play a girl who is absolutely not ready for “serious study” and only kind of pretending she is. It feels like someone grabbed a regular school-life dating sim, spilled a bottle of gay all over it, and just left it there to dry. You are this thirsty heroine on campus, surrounded by girls who look sweet and soft at first and then suddenly you are pressed against a locker with a hand sliding under your shirt and you realize this game is lying to you when it calls itself “cute” and “simple”. It is cute, yeah, until your roommate crawls onto your bed at night whispering she “can’t sleep” and then her fingers are under your panties, and you are stuck choosing between moaning into her mouth or pushing her away and pretending you are not soaked. Those are the choices that matter here, not grades.

What I like is how the school setting actually works as a horny playground. Empty classrooms after club hours, the dark little corner of the library between boring history shelves, that outdoor bench where you are supposed to “discuss homework” but instead you have a girl sitting in your lap, skirt hitched up, grinding on your thigh while trying not to make a sound because there is a teacher walking past the window. The game lets you be shameless if you want. You can lean into the groping, reach under another girl’s blazer right in the hallway, feel her tits through the bra, fingers digging into soft flesh while she gasps and looks around to see if anyone is watching. Or you can play the slow-burn type, all hand brushes and stolen kisses behind the gym, until she finally pushes you against the wall and forces your legs open with her knee. The 3D style has that slightly plastic look sometimes, like someone used too much smoothing in Blender, but the way the girls shift their weight when you touch them, the little hip movements when you grab their ass, that actually sells the lewd part more than any fancy filter. Her thighs jiggle just a bit when she rides your face on her dorm bed, and yeah, that made me stare way longer than I want to admit.

What surprised me is how the game quietly tracks how much of a slut you decide to be. You can aim to kiss half the campus, loading your phone with thirsty messages that feel like they came straight out of a chaotic Discord server at midnight, or you can focus on just one girl and watch her get clingy as hell. There was this one scene where I skipped hanging out with a flirty art major to study with the shy bookworm instead, and she ended up straddling my lap in the library, grinding down on me while hiding her face in my neck, and I actually felt guilty for ghosting the other girl on the in-game chat. The notification sound is weirdly loud though, like Telegram on full volume, and it kept pulling me out of the moment in the least sexy way. Anyway. The lesbian stuff is not shy at all. Tongues, wet sounds, panties pulled to the side in a cramped bathroom stall, your own hand buried between another girl’s legs while she bites your shoulder to keep from screaming. The game pretends to be all fluffy romance, but every “accidental” touch is just a setup for you to shove her against a desk later and finger her until she begs. It is clumsy in places, some lines feel like they came from Google Translate, but honestly that just makes it match my own brain when I am staring at a girl’s tits instead of listening to the story. The heroine is “so so thirsty”, the dev wrote that like a joke, but after a few scenes you realize you are the same, clicking the filthiest choice every time just to see how many girls you can make cum before midterms.

You start as this kinda clueless guy dumped into a “totally not official” region, phone in one hand, half a chub in the other, and suddenly you’re supposed to be both monster trainer and professional horndog. The game plays it like a classic monster RPG, turn based fights and all, but every win feels more like you’re grinding Tinder than grinding levels. You throw balls at monsters, then five minutes later you’re throwing something else at Misty in a changing room. I was half expecting it to be all tease, but nope, it goes hard on the porn side. Big asses, big tits, tiny shorts, way too much bending over. Cynthia shows up with that smug “I know you’re staring at my boobs” energy, and the game absolutely rewards you for being a thirsty idiot. You can wander around like a sandbox, poke into houses you clearly shouldn’t, get sidetracked by some milf asking for “help with her Pokémon” who definitely does not mean her Pokémon. At one point I was supposed to go beat a gym and instead spent 30 minutes trying to trigger a specific sex scene with Nessa because someone on a Reddit thread said it was animated differently on the second try. They were right, by the way. Worth it.

The pickup line stuff hit me harder than I expected. You actually choose dialogue in some scenes, and it feels like speed dating with cheat codes turned off. One option is polite, one is horny, one is just straight up degenerate. I tested them like a weirdo doing field research. On Telegram I even sent screenshots to a language exchange buddy asking “does this line sound like a real fuckboy?” He said yes and I felt strangely proud. Sometimes being bold pays off and Misty basically jumps your dick in the locker after a battle. Other times you try something dirty on Dawn, and she goes “wow, creepy” and the scene turns colder, you still get sex later, but the vibe is different, more rough, less cuddly. It actually teaches you something weird about tone, even if the game itself is mostly about shoving your cock into every trainer with a pulse. The monsters are just there like foreplay excuses, beat one, unlock a new way to rail someone. I wish there was an option to mute the moaning without muting sound effects, but the game doesn’t care what I want and honestly that fits. At one point I forgot the main quest completely and just walked in circles trying new lines on Cynthia to see which one made her blush the most. Felt like using OkCupid in a fantasy world where every match wants to fuck you five minutes after small talk. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

Kasumi Rebirth feels like catching someone’s private mod folder that accidentally got pushed live and nobody had the heart to stop it. It’s just Kasumi, chained up, not doing the “cool ninja” thing at all, and the whole game is basically you seeing how far you can push her body before you get bored or feel weird about yourself. She hangs there in those metal restraints, soft skin, big tits squeezed by the outfit that you immediately start ripping off, because of course you do. There is no fake romance, no “story” pretending this isn’t what it is. You poke her, grab her, slide hands over her tits, pinch her nipples a bit too hard, then harder, just to see if the reaction changes. It turns into this quiet little lab experiment: what if I put fingers in her pussy first, then in her ass, then both, then ignore both and just use her tits like they are toys made of warm jelly. The game doesn’t judge. It just lets you be a freak in peace.

The main loop of Kasumi Rebirth is strangely hypnotic: click, drag, spread her legs, tilt her hips, line her up for doggystyle, then get distracted and go back to playing with her mouth. You pull her head back, slide a dildo between her lips, watch those eyes say everything without a single line of dialog. Deepthroat her with plastic, then switch holes like a bored god with too much free time. Pussy, ass, mouth, back to pussy, then push it in her asshole again just because you like the way she tightens around it. You can masturbate her slowly, tease her clit until she twitches, then ram something inside and go straight for a rough creampie like the concept of foreplay never existed. Cumshots on her face, on her breasts, slipping down her body, and at some point I tried to see if I could cover both tits perfectly and got annoyed because one drop kept sliding off the side in a stupid way that distracted me more than it should. There is also this breast expansion thing going on that feels like someone’s late-night fever dream: you start tweaking and pumping and suddenly her big tits are not just big, they are ridiculous, heavy, almost comical, but somehow it works because this game stopped pretending to be “normal” a long time ago. It is rough, it is ***-y, it is torture dressed up as “gentle play”, and yet the whole thing has this old-school Internet porn game energy that makes you keep testing one more position, one more angle, one more messy facial, just to see how far Kasumi’s body can be turned into a toy before you finally close the tab and swear you’re done with Dead or Alive girls forever.