This thing feels like someone smashed cheap cosplay panties together with old-school monster catching and said “ok, now fuck it.” In a good way. I’m a lingerie designer, so my brain keeps turning every girl in this game into a bra set in my head. Half the “pussymon” look like they should be printed on a limited run of lace thongs for horny nerds, the kind that sell out on Etsy in one day and then everyone lies they bought for “irony”. The art is rough, yeah, a bit like those bootleg anime t-shirts you find on AliExpress, but that’s kind of what makes it hot. It doesn’t try to be luxury. It’s more like that cheap lace that scratches your skin and you still wear it because it makes your ass look amazing.

The mix of catching these sexy creatures and then basically turning them into your personal porn catalogue is wild. One moment you’re doing this basic quest, pick stuff, move around, chat with some half-dressed girl who looks like she escaped from a cursed Final Fantasy knockoff. Next moment, the game is like: “ok, now here’s a full-on fuck scene with the thing you just caught.” That first time I got the option to actually bang one of them, I was low-key laughing and also… yeah, clicking as fast as my mouse let me. I love that the game doesn’t pretend to be deep. It’s honest: you’re here to collect girls and fuck them. Simple. Messy. The way some of the girls are designed, they look like Pokemon that got lost in a hentai convention, drank something weird, and woke up with tits and bedroom eyes. One of them gave me this vibe of a bra with way too many straps, like those designs that look amazing in photos but take 15 minutes to untangle when you’re drunk.

My brain keeps thinking: “ok, what if this was a capsule lingerie collection?” I’d do a line where each pussymon gets her own panty cut. The softer, cuter ones get sheer mesh and pastel bows. The more aggressive sluts get patent leather trims and chokers attached to the bra. There’s this scene where you basically grind affection or points or whatever to unlock more explicit stuff with them, and it felt exactly like trying to upsell a customer from normal panties to crotchless ones. You know they want it, they know they want it, but you still make them work a bit. The game’s dirty in a very teenager-brain way, but I mean that as praise and insult at same time. Some dialogues feel like they were written on a phone during a boring class. The proportions on some girls are crazy, like “no real spine could survive this” crazy, but that’s also the charm. It’s wish-fulfillment trash, and I say that lovingly, like when I design a bra that is absolutely useless for support but makes nipples look like weapons. Half the time I was thinking “this is so stupid” while still clicking through to the next scene just to see what the next monster girl’s boobs look like. Also the tiny detail of names in the bag got stuck in my head for no reason at all, like a little clothing tag inside your panties that keeps scratching but you never cut it off. I forgot what point I wanted to make. Whatever. It’s horny, it’s clumsy, it’s totally the “Best Use Of Fake Pokemon To Justify Drawing Pussy” award winner in my book.