The corruption mechanics in this Lincoln parody hit different than most harem games I've played lately. You're basically mind-controlling your way through Royal Wood, and honestly? The progression system feels more organic than those clunky visual novels where you click through endless dialogue trees. Each sister has their own corruption path - some respond to teasing, others need more direct approaches with handjobs or oral before they'll spread their legs. The MILF content with the mom character is surprisingly well-developed too, though I kept getting distracted by how they aged up the younger sisters for this "future" setting. Smart move legally, but it's weird seeing characters you remember as kids now sporting big asses and getting creampied.

What really caught me off guard was the mobile optimization. Usually these browser games run like garbage on phones, but the touch controls for the sex scenes actually work better than clicking with a mouse. The anal scenes especially benefit from the gesture controls - there's something satisfying about the tactile feedback when you're working up to penetration. Though I have to complain about the panty collection system because it's never properly explained. You just... find panties? And they unlock scenes somehow? I'm still figuring out if there's strategy involved or if it's just random encounters.

The school setting adds some variety beyond the house scenes, introducing more characters to corrupt and fuck. The art style stays true to the source material while making everyone fuckable, which is exactly what you want from a parody game. My biggest gripe is probably the teasing mechanics - sometimes the buildup drags when you just want to get to the vaginal sex already. But when the corruption finally pays off and you're balls deep in a character you've been working on for hours, it's worth the wait. The harem ending possibilities keep me coming back to try different corruption routes.

Kid with no powers, in a school where everyone throws fireballs and mind blasts like it is gym class, already sounds like one of those loser-to-god anime plots, right? Here it leans into that fantasy, but horny and kind of mean in a fun way. You start as this regular guy who gets treated like trash, and slowly your hidden “gift” wakes up. First moments are pretty slow: walking around school corridors, poking at menus, talking with classmates that think they are hot shit because they can melt walls. Then the game starts slipping in the lewd stuff, first really soft. A hand resting too long on your shoulder, a button too low on a girl’s uniform, the teacher bending over the desk in skirt that should be illegal, voice acting just a bit too sultry for normal class. I liked that it doesn’t instantly throw twelve naked monster girls on your face, and at the same time I hated it, because I am an impatient animal and wanted to see someone get filled right away.

The whole school is a sandbox where you wander, bump into events, get in stupid fights and occasionally end up with a schoolgirl in stockings on your crotch. Combat is turn based, like some cheap JRPG clone, but with funny details: one moment you are choosing skills to punch a tentacle beast in the face, next moment the same tentacle beast is pinning a girl to the ground and you are deciding if you finish the fight or leave it a bit longer just to watch the animation. There is this one scene in the training yard with a monster girl “sparring partner” that pretends she is just testing your breaking point, and it escalates to her wrapping around you, riding you slow while barking orders, making you cum inside her as part of the “exam”. The way her voice cracks when she demands another round feels way more honest than most porn games that try to sound all perfect. And then later you see her in class, totally normal, hair up, reading notes, like she didn’t milk you dry next to the lockers. That stupid disconnect is what sold me. Also the MC’s superpower, when it finally pops, is actually busted as hell in both combat and sex, but I will not spoil it, only that multiple penetration stops being a group activity and becomes almost like a skill in your hotbar. Watching the animations where he has one girl on his cock, another on his fingers, a third licking his balls while he still throws energy blasts at some monster in the background is ridiculous, kind of goofy, and honestly exactly what this genre needs. It is messy, horny, and sometimes the pacing is fucked, but I kept checking it on my phone on the toilet, so that probably says more than any “serious review”.

Arcadia looks cute for like two seconds, then the game grabs you by the dick and just doesn’t let go. You open it on your phone “just to check it” while scrolling Twitter or Telegram, and suddenly you’re in this twisted fantasy version of pony land where everyone forgot what clothes are and what “subtle” means. It’s that kind of parody where you can tell the dev actually watched way too much My Little Pony, then asked “ok but what if all of them just wanted to fuck the human guy nonstop”. The male protagonist drops into this fantasy world, pretending to be confused, but honestly he adapts to the constant tits and wet thighs faster than I do when switching from Reddit to Pornhub. The tone is weirdly playful: one scene you’re joking with a smug unicorn, the next you’ve got her pressed against a crystal wall with your cock in her mouth while she still tries to cast spells and fails because you keep making her gag. The writing sometimes feels like horny fanfic you read on some shady Discord, and that kinda works.

At first you just think “ok, pony girls with big tits, I get it”, but the game keeps layering more on top. Some are more human with pony vibes, others are clearly monster girls with hooves, tails, ears, that whole furry tempt-you thing. One unicorn girl starts shy, blushing while you tease her nipples, and three scenes later she’s begging you to fill her up and whining when you pull out instead of creampying her. There’s one milk-obsessed mare that had me laughing because her whole personality is basically “touch my tits or leave”, and she literally floods your chest with warm milk during a titfuck while she grinds on your thigh. The harem vibe sneaks in slowly; you realize you’re not picking one waifu, you’re just collecting them like horny Pokémon. You end up with a room full of horny mares, some fully human-looking with just ears and tail, some very much monster girls, and they all decide group sex is the natural way to “strengthen harmony”. You know, harmony by putting your dick in three mouths and a tight ass in the same evening. There’s a scene where two girls argue which hole you should use first, and the “solution” becomes you fucking one from behind, anal, while the other sits on your face and moans into the pillow. Somewhere in there they talk about friendship but honestly I wasn’t reading the text at that point.

What really got me is how casual the lesbian stuff is. The girls don’t wait for you; they lick each other, share your cum like it’s a game, suck off your shaft together and then make out with your load still in their mouths. One pegasus girl pins the unicorn down, spreads her legs, starts licking her pussy, then looks back at you like “well, are you joining or just watching like a creep?” You slide in behind and suddenly it’s this three-way where you’re slamming into the pegasus while she eats the unicorn out, and you can see her tongue still moving even when she’s whining from how hard you’re pounding her. Anal happens almost too fast, like you blink and a pony girl that was shy in the previous scene is now begging for you to “use her back door” while her friend plays with the cum dripping from her pussy. Some of the transformations are lowkey freaky in a hot way: a sweet mare gets corrupted into something darker, more monster-like, and the next time you see her she rides you hard with glowing eyes and lactation going crazy, milk splashing on your stomach while she grinds your dick into her soaked slit. It’s messy, over the top, sometimes stupid, and honestly that’s the charm. The game doesn’t pretend to be classy. It just drops you into a horny pony fantasy world, shoves huge tits in your face, and lets you fuck everything that moves, usually twice, sometimes while it’s changing shape around your cock.

Ryunosuke is that kind of uni grad who feels like he skipped the part where life gives you a main quest. No job, no passion, just this blank “ok, now what?” screen. So he screws off to this fake-Italy place, Stivale, thinking it’s going to be wine, pasta, maybe a summer fling. Instead the first real thing he runs into is a fox-eared swordswoman who looks like she walked out of some horny doujin circle: Serena. Big ass, big tits, armor that protects nothing important, voice that’s way too sweet for the shit she drags you into. She’s basically on a holy mission to punch the country’s corrupt government in the balls, and you, with your totally useless degree, end up as her “strategist” or something. In practice that means one second you’re picking dialog lines to sound cool, the next second you’re watching a monster girl pin him against a ruined fountain and grind on his thigh while he tries to pretend he’s still a virgin gentleman. It doesn’t last long. Obviously.

The funny part is how the game pretends to be a serious fantasy RPG half the time. You’ve got turn based combat with little details that actually matter, like whether you blow your mana on a fire spell or save it because you just know the next fight is going to be some corrupted priestess who spends the first two turns teasing and stripping instead of attacking. Fights are basically foreplay with health bars. A lot of enemies are monster girls, some fully beastly, some just ears and tails, and they do not care about your moral purity. You mess up choices, suddenly Ryunosuke is on his back, armor pieces scattered, getting titfucked by a slime girl who reshapes her chest to wrap around him, all while she milks him so hard he ends up creampying her core. Then in another path, if you play it “heroic”, he holds out, turns the fight around, and you get this slow, romantic vaginal scene with Serena later, where she tries to stay in control and then completely loses it the moment he starts actually moving his hips. The game loves that shift from “I’m teasing you” to “ok fuck me properly right now” and it uses it everywhere: oral scenes where he’s awkwardly licking at first, then she’s grabbing his hair and groping her own tits, begging; anal sex that starts with her acting like it’s just some kinky experiment and ends with her panting like a beast as she leaks and shakes. Sometimes there’s groping in public, under a tavern table, sometimes it’s full group sex in a camp after a hard quest, with everyone swapping positions and someone getting a messy creampie while another girl is busy with masturbation in the corner. There’s cheating too, not spelled out like a moral lesson, just choices where you go “ok, I really shouldn’t” and then do it anyway, and the game quietly remembers for later endings. Some routes end with pregnancy, some with you basically a horny legend surrounded by monster wives, some not so nice. The peeing stuff and the light bdsm show up more as flavor than core, like a fox girl sitting on your face and letting go a bit while she rides, or Serena tying your hands before oral and then totally forgetting you’re supposed to be the one in control. Voice acting is all over the place, in a good way: sometimes cute, sometimes way too raw, those little gasps when the tip slips from pussy to ass by accident and she half-squeals, half-laughs. To get the best out of it, don’t rush scenes, let the teasing play out, actually lose a couple battles on purpose, and when a choice looks like it might ruin the “wholesome” romance, click it anyway and see how much of a mess Stivale can turn into.