Summer with this game feels like getting stuck in the horniest slice-of-life cartoon that never aired because every censor on the planet had a stroke reading the script. You play this clueless but very not innocent dude in a house packed with sisters who are way too hot, way too comfortable walking around half naked, and way too into teasing the hell out of you for it to feel like just “family fun”. It starts kind of goofy, like a parody of that loud, chaotic cartoon family everyone knows, with people shouting, slamming doors, random dumb jokes, and the MC just trying to survive. Then slowly it shifts, like, “oh, she’s not just bending over to get something from the fridge, she’s absolutely doing that on purpose and checking your reaction”. There’s a lot of point and click poking around the house, checking rooms, catching someone in the shower, walking in at the worst possible time and then pretending you “didn’t see anything” while the game holds the camera there long enough that yeah, you saw everything.

The pace is weird in a good way. Some scenes feel like chilling on Discord and half paying attention, then suddenly you’re staring at a huge ass on your screen and your brain forgets there was a story. The older sisters are basically walking porn setups. Big thighs, big butts, that smug face like “I know you’re looking, perv, keep looking”. One of them throws out this fake wholesome vibe, acting like a second mom, but her clothes are always a bit too tight, her boobs “accidentally” pressed into your arm while she “needs your help” with something totally basic. Another one is just loud, rude and constantly picking fights, but then she sits on the couch in tiny shorts, legs wide, and the MC is just doomed. The voyeur side of the game hits hard, too. Peeking through doors, spying through cracks, catching them changing, playing with themselves, showering. The game kind of encourages you to be a little bastard. You feel guilty for about three seconds, then the camera zooms in on a wet nipple and guilt takes a backseat.

What I liked is how every sister feels like a slightly different flavor of wrong. The MILF energy one, thick body, soft belly, giant tits hanging in a tank top, talking to you like a kid one minute and giving you a look that would make Pornhub crash the next. The more bratty ones throw out insults, sit on your lap “as a joke”, grind a little too much, pretend they don’t notice your hard dick pressing against them. The humor is actually decent, too. It doesn’t treat itself too serious, it knows it’s a parody, it knows it’s about you trying to fuck your entire household during a “normal” summer vacation. Sandbox format means you’re clicking around, playing little events, unlocking more pervy angles, more risky teasing, slowly crossing the line from accidental nudity to “you’re touching her and she doesn’t tell you to stop”. The incest part is never shy. The writing leans into it with lines that make you pause and go “ok, that’s fucked up” while your hand is already in your pants. It’s messy, horny, loud, and it absolutely feels like it was built for that fantasy where every door you open at home leads to another chance to see a big ass in your face and a sister pretending she doesn’t know exactly what she’s doing.

You wake up in this therapy center with your brain feeling like someone hit “delete” on half your save files, and the person in charge of fixing you is a woman who definitely should not be allowed to call what she does “therapy”. Miss Lust looks at your trauma like it’s a puzzle she’s horny to solve, and every “session” is basically her asking “what if we push you just a bit further?” then shoving you off the cliff instead. One moment she’s talking gently about memory blocks, the next she’s got you on your knees, collar around your neck, making you shuffle a deck of cards that decides if you’re going to get your ass stretched, your clothes taken away, or your dignity ripped apart in front of people who should not be watching but totally are. The whole card thing sounds simple until you realize it’s not about winning, it’s about how badly you’re willing to lose. You draw a card, suddenly you owe her worship, or your body gets put on display to some stranger behind a glass wall, or she turns your “normal” male protagonist into this confused pretty sissy who starts to like the high heels way too fast. And you tell yourself “this is fucked up, I’m being corrupted”, while at the same time moving the mouse to pick the filthier option because curiosity is a worse dom than Miss Lust.

The game loves to tease that maybe there is romance, maybe she actually cares, then five minutes later she’s auctioning you off for a “special session” with a futa client who treats your ass like it’s public property while Miss Lust just watches, taking notes like it’s a science project. There is this one scene where you stand naked in a corridor with nothing but a card in your hand, and the rule is that you can’t cover yourself at all while strangers pass by and comment, and one woman stops just to step on your cock with her heel, then smiles like she is tipping a waiter. Then later, Miss Lust offers you a “soft” option with cuddles and vaginal sex that almost feels tender, and the game has the nerve to make that feel more humiliating than the gangbang because suddenly you care what she thinks. There are branching paths that turn you into her obedient slave, her little toy prostituted to other patients, the secret lover she hides behind professional talk, or the broken thing that gets off on being called pathetic while licking her feet. The voyeur stuff gets wild too, like that card that forces you to watch another patient being transformed, stripped, and used by two women and one guy while you jerk under the table, trying not to get caught, and if you fail the check she drags you out by the hair and makes you finish in front of them. It is messy, horny, occasionally weirdly sweet, and then it slaps you with NTR flavor just when you start to feel safe. Honestly I wish there was one path where you just say “nope” and go to normal therapy, but also, I’d never click it.

High School Hobby Harlots feels like someone mashed together a horny comic, an old-school hentai dating sim and a messy sandbox life sim, then laughed and said “good enough” and hit upload. You play Amara, this spoiled rich troublemaker dumped into a “reform school” that is about as holy as a Pornhub comment section. The whole vibe is super tongue in cheek: nuns with dirty thoughts, students who look like they’re one bad decision away from starting an OnlyFans, and teachers that definitely should not be left alone with anyone. The art is 2D comic panels, kind of fanzine style, sometimes clean, sometimes rough, but it fits the “I’m not supposed to be doing this” mood perfectly. It feels like reading a dirty webcomic where you keep clicking for the next punchline and suddenly you’re knee deep in anal, voyeurism, and girls showing way too much skin in the chapel.

The fun part for me was how the game quietly turns you into a little sex manager. You’re not just clicking through scenes. You’re juggling stats like Fun, Energy, Allure, Sexperience and Money, and they actually matter. You wanna drag a classmate into your corruption spiral, you better have enough Allure and the right timing, because some events only trigger when Amara is in a certain mood or you pushed a girl just far enough. One moment I was in the dorm teasing a shy girl with a toy, just casual masturbation training, and a bit later she’s sucking dick on camera for Amara’s iFap channel like it’s no big deal. The pacing of that fall is nice and dirty. Corruption here isn’t just a label. You can feel it when a girl that refused to flash her tits earlier suddenly agrees to public exhibition in the showers while other students “pretend” they’re not watching. The camming storyline is hilarious and sleazy at the same time: you push them into doing oral, playing with themselves, trying anal plugs on stream, and the game keeps throwing in those quips that make you grin like an idiot. Then you level them up even more and suddenly escorting on iFuq is on the table, with group sex events and weird little interracial scenes that pop up like “oh ok, we’re doing this now.” Some of the sandbox routine gets a bit grindy, like you’re repeating similar actions hoping for the next random sexy event, and sometimes the timing feels like Ren’Py rolled a nat 1 on your libido. But then you get a new event with Amara taking two girls to a “study session” that somehow turns into lesbian foreplay, a spanking lesson and finally everyone stuffed and covered, and you kinda forgive the jank. It’s messy, it’s horny, it’s funny in a dumb way, and the game doesn’t pretend to be classy. It just hands you a reform school full of difficult girls and asks, very politely, how filthy you feel like making them today.