Undertail (v0.65) 18+ Parody
Undertail: Toriel is basically that one horny AU fanfic you read on your phone while pretending to “check emails” at work, except now it’s kind of a game and kind of a shitpost and somehow still hotter than it has any right to be. You wander around this janky little Underground knockoff where literally only Toriel exists, and yeah, that’s the whole point. No huge cast, no epic journey, just you and goat mom in a small world that feels like someone ripped out the first slice of Undertale and then said: “ok but what if we fuck it up. Literally.” It starts pretty innocent, like the original vibe, her leading you around, being caring, talking too much, all that. Then the dialogs slowly stop pretending this is wholesome. She “worries” about you in that clingy, possessive way, touches your sprite for too long, says things that sound like they came from a horny Discord RP at 4 in the afternoon when everybody pretends they’re normal.
The core hook is simple: those classic Undertale battle boxes, except now every turn feels like you’re edging through a weird roleplay. You still pick actions, but they’re all pushing the line: flirting, teasing, letting her “teach” you, or playing innocent and watching her get more frustrated. You pick “Flirt” and instead of the cutesy response you remember, she gives you something way more loaded, like she’s trying to be your mom and your dom and completely failing at choosing one. You dodge attacks while the game throws text at you about her body, her scent, her soft fur, her tits pressing against your character when she tries to “protect” you. The art is rough, not all angles are sexy, some of it feels like early DeviantArt energy, but that almost makes it better. It feels like watching someone’s fetish grow in real time. There are moments where you’re half jerking off and half going “wow, this is actually kind of depressing” because she is obviously lonely as hell, clinging to you like you’re the last bit of warmth in the Ruins. The game doesn’t really go anywhere bigger than that, and it doesn’t need to. No meta twist, no clever morality system, just a slow slide from motherly care to possessive lust, trapped in a little loop where the only exit is either her letting you go or you giving in and wanting to stay. It’s messy, horny, unfinished, emotionally weird, and yeah, that’s pretty much the charm.
The core hook is simple: those classic Undertale battle boxes, except now every turn feels like you’re edging through a weird roleplay. You still pick actions, but they’re all pushing the line: flirting, teasing, letting her “teach” you, or playing innocent and watching her get more frustrated. You pick “Flirt” and instead of the cutesy response you remember, she gives you something way more loaded, like she’s trying to be your mom and your dom and completely failing at choosing one. You dodge attacks while the game throws text at you about her body, her scent, her soft fur, her tits pressing against your character when she tries to “protect” you. The art is rough, not all angles are sexy, some of it feels like early DeviantArt energy, but that almost makes it better. It feels like watching someone’s fetish grow in real time. There are moments where you’re half jerking off and half going “wow, this is actually kind of depressing” because she is obviously lonely as hell, clinging to you like you’re the last bit of warmth in the Ruins. The game doesn’t really go anywhere bigger than that, and it doesn’t need to. No meta twist, no clever morality system, just a slow slide from motherly care to possessive lust, trapped in a little loop where the only exit is either her letting you go or you giving in and wanting to stay. It’s messy, horny, unfinished, emotionally weird, and yeah, that’s pretty much the charm.
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👁 22.8K
💬 3
★★★☆☆
Samus hentai touch and fuck
This Metroid parody throws all that space bounty hunter dignity right out the airlock. Samus gets herself captured and tied up, which honestly feels like terrible tactical planning for someone who usually blows up entire planets. But hey, that's where the fun starts because now she's completely at your mercy in this interactive playground of debauchery.
The soundtrack? Pretty basic electronic stuff that tries to sound futuristic but mostly just loops in the background while you're busy exploring all the different ways to mess with our helpless heroine. Speaking of exploring, there's actually a decent variety of toys and tools at your disposal - vibrators, tentacles, the works. You can strip her down piece by piece or keep some of that iconic orange suit on if that's your thing. The customization options are surprisingly thorough, letting you decide whether you want her shaved or natural, and there's even a pissing mechanic that's... well, it exists. Some people are into that water sports action, though the animation quality is pretty rough around the edges. The whole thing feels like it was made by someone who had big ideas but maybe not the biggest budget to execute them properly.
What really gets me is how they managed to make Samus look both vulnerable and still recognizably badass even while she's completely helpless. The facial expressions change based on what you're doing to her, which adds some nice reactive elements to the experience. You can work your way up from gentle teasing to full-on hardcore penetration, and everything culminates in some pretty explosive creampie scenes that'll definitely satisfy if you're into that finishing move. The physics on her chest bounce around more than they probably should, but honestly that just adds to the whole over-the-top hentai vibe they're going for here.
The soundtrack? Pretty basic electronic stuff that tries to sound futuristic but mostly just loops in the background while you're busy exploring all the different ways to mess with our helpless heroine. Speaking of exploring, there's actually a decent variety of toys and tools at your disposal - vibrators, tentacles, the works. You can strip her down piece by piece or keep some of that iconic orange suit on if that's your thing. The customization options are surprisingly thorough, letting you decide whether you want her shaved or natural, and there's even a pissing mechanic that's... well, it exists. Some people are into that water sports action, though the animation quality is pretty rough around the edges. The whole thing feels like it was made by someone who had big ideas but maybe not the biggest budget to execute them properly.
What really gets me is how they managed to make Samus look both vulnerable and still recognizably badass even while she's completely helpless. The facial expressions change based on what you're doing to her, which adds some nice reactive elements to the experience. You can work your way up from gentle teasing to full-on hardcore penetration, and everything culminates in some pretty explosive creampie scenes that'll definitely satisfy if you're into that finishing move. The physics on her chest bounce around more than they probably should, but honestly that just adds to the whole over-the-top hentai vibe they're going for here.
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👁 1.8M
💬 26
★★★☆☆
Aeon’s Echo
Feast your eyes on Hentai artwork in the form of amazing 2D animations! With a wide diversity, going from MILFs to naughty students to offer, Heavy Metal Babes is sure to sate all of your most kinky desires. Get to know your companions inside and out by talking with them via the story. What finer thing to do than sexting and fucking?
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★★★★★
Arkham ASSylum
Harley in this game feels like somebody ripped her right out of a horny Tumblr blog and dropped her straight into a very fucked up Arkham nightshift. It is technically “hospital”, but nobody is curing anything here, except maybe frustration. Whole thing plays like a POV porn where you are the only sane person in the building and she is absolutely not helping your mental health. She leans into the camera, tongue out, that mocking smile, like she did three lines of chaos before clocking in. From my gender studies brain I keep thinking “okay, here we go again, messy fetish of the bad girl in chains,” but then she wraps her lips around the cock and suddenly my theory turns into background noise and I am just staring at the way her eyes roll a bit when she takes it deeper. It is almost rude how effective it is.
The blowjob scenes are the real anchor. She starts playful, lots of spit, kind of teasing, rubbing you along her cheek like she is comparing your size with some invisible chart only she can see. You control the pace a bit, but honestly it feels like she is the one steering. There is this moment where she chokes slightly, wipes her mouth with her thumb, giggles, and then just goes back down with more determination like it is a personal challenge. From feminist lens, it is that classic porn contradiction: she is “submissive” in position, but the whole vibe screams “I decide how this goes.” She stares up, eyebrows raised, almost like she asks, is this what you wanted, bats? Sometimes I hate how good that kind of gaze works on me. Also, small complaint: the sound of the sucking sometimes goes a bit too wet, like someone close to their mic on Telegram voice note. Not a big thing, but once I noticed it, my brain did a little side-eye and then never came back to fix that thought.
Then the switch to riding is where the power flips again, even if the script pretends it is the same. She climbs on, front first, ass tight, bouncing in this rhythm that is not exactly realistic, but it matches the dirty cartoon logic of her character. She uses your chest as some kind of balance bar, grinding and lifting, cock disappearing inside her, and every time she drops all the way down there is this tiny pause at the bottom, like her body is saying, “yeah, keep me there.” Later when she turns around and you get that full ass view, it slides from playful to almost mean. She arches her back like she knows this angle will short-circuit half the audience, then lets you push into her ass, very deliberate, no fake shyness. Anal here is not framed as something forbidden or punished; it is more like two freaks in Arkham finally admitting what they wanted from the start. She groans when you go deeper, not high-pitched porn princess noise, but rougher, more like she is annoyed at how good it feels. Then the creampie hits and she barely reacts at first, just that slight shiver and lazy smirk, as if getting filled is the most normal thing that happens in this asylum. From gender politics side, it is messy, objectifying, full of clichés, and at the same time she keeps stealing control back with every smirk and hip roll. I opened it thinking I will just “analyze representation,” and instead ended up quietly watching her ride my perspective like it owes her rent.
The blowjob scenes are the real anchor. She starts playful, lots of spit, kind of teasing, rubbing you along her cheek like she is comparing your size with some invisible chart only she can see. You control the pace a bit, but honestly it feels like she is the one steering. There is this moment where she chokes slightly, wipes her mouth with her thumb, giggles, and then just goes back down with more determination like it is a personal challenge. From feminist lens, it is that classic porn contradiction: she is “submissive” in position, but the whole vibe screams “I decide how this goes.” She stares up, eyebrows raised, almost like she asks, is this what you wanted, bats? Sometimes I hate how good that kind of gaze works on me. Also, small complaint: the sound of the sucking sometimes goes a bit too wet, like someone close to their mic on Telegram voice note. Not a big thing, but once I noticed it, my brain did a little side-eye and then never came back to fix that thought.
Then the switch to riding is where the power flips again, even if the script pretends it is the same. She climbs on, front first, ass tight, bouncing in this rhythm that is not exactly realistic, but it matches the dirty cartoon logic of her character. She uses your chest as some kind of balance bar, grinding and lifting, cock disappearing inside her, and every time she drops all the way down there is this tiny pause at the bottom, like her body is saying, “yeah, keep me there.” Later when she turns around and you get that full ass view, it slides from playful to almost mean. She arches her back like she knows this angle will short-circuit half the audience, then lets you push into her ass, very deliberate, no fake shyness. Anal here is not framed as something forbidden or punished; it is more like two freaks in Arkham finally admitting what they wanted from the start. She groans when you go deeper, not high-pitched porn princess noise, but rougher, more like she is annoyed at how good it feels. Then the creampie hits and she barely reacts at first, just that slight shiver and lazy smirk, as if getting filled is the most normal thing that happens in this asylum. From gender politics side, it is messy, objectifying, full of clichés, and at the same time she keeps stealing control back with every smirk and hip roll. I opened it thinking I will just “analyze representation,” and instead ended up quietly watching her ride my perspective like it owes her rent.
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👁 487.6K
💬 2
★★★☆☆
Overfuck
The game throws you straight into an intense challenge featuring iconic characters Mercy, D.VA, and Widowmaker where your goal is to replicate erotic scenes that get more heated with every level. Each round tests how well you can recall and reenact fiery moments between these unforgettable females.
Unlocking characters like Mercy, the angelic yet seductive medic, or Widowmaker, the cold and deadly sniper, adds layers of excitement to gameplay.
The gameplay cleverly blends memory exercise with adult themes, forcing you to focus on explicit scenes that involve teasing oral play, enticing dildo moments, and intense anal encounters.
D.VA’s playful innocence clashes deliciously with Widowmaker’s cold dominance, while Mercy’s tender yet commanding presence pushes boundaries, creating scenarios both intense and intoxicating.
Every correct repetition rewards you with more intimate details of each interaction - close-ups of flushed skin, the slick shine of moisture, and the struggle of giving in to pleasure.
This game dares you to test not only your memory but your appetite for forbidden pleasures, unlocking a slideshow of risqué tableaux where Mercy, Widowmaker, and D.VA explore every kink imaginable.
Are you sharp enough to keep up with the sultry shifts in each scene? To unlock all three powerful women and revel in scenes dripping with oral teasing, dildo play, and anal exploration?.
Unlocking characters like Mercy, the angelic yet seductive medic, or Widowmaker, the cold and deadly sniper, adds layers of excitement to gameplay.
The gameplay cleverly blends memory exercise with adult themes, forcing you to focus on explicit scenes that involve teasing oral play, enticing dildo moments, and intense anal encounters.
D.VA’s playful innocence clashes deliciously with Widowmaker’s cold dominance, while Mercy’s tender yet commanding presence pushes boundaries, creating scenarios both intense and intoxicating.
Every correct repetition rewards you with more intimate details of each interaction - close-ups of flushed skin, the slick shine of moisture, and the struggle of giving in to pleasure.
This game dares you to test not only your memory but your appetite for forbidden pleasures, unlocking a slideshow of risqué tableaux where Mercy, Widowmaker, and D.VA explore every kink imaginable.
Are you sharp enough to keep up with the sultry shifts in each scene? To unlock all three powerful women and revel in scenes dripping with oral teasing, dildo play, and anal exploration?.
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★★★☆☆
Bulma sex pound sayan
This DBZ hentai thing caught me completely off guard when I was browsing through some anime stuff last week. Like, I knew there was tons of Dragon Ball porn out there but this one's different - it's specifically about Bulma and Vegeta's first time together and holy shit does it go hard on the "painful first experience" angle. The whole setup is basically Vegeta being this massive Saiyan prince with zero experience in being gentle, and Bulma trying to handle his ridiculous alien strength without getting completely wrecked.
What really gets me is how they animated Bulma's facial expressions during the whole thing. You can see her struggling not to scream while Vegeta's just going at it like he's training for another power level boost or something. The contrast between his complete lack of awareness and her trying to tough it out is weirdly compelling? Like yeah it's porn but there's this underlying character dynamic that actually makes sense if you think about their personalities from the show. Vegeta would absolutely approach sex the same way he approaches everything else - with maximum intensity and zero consideration for collateral damage. Meanwhile Bulma's stubborn enough to endure it because she's not gonna let some alien prince think she's weak, even if his dick is apparently the size of a power pole.
The cumshot finale is pretty standard hentai fare but the buildup actually works because of all that tension. You're genuinely wondering if Bulma's gonna tap out or if Vegeta's gonna accidentally break her in half before he finishes. It's not the most polished animation I've seen but the voice acting sells it - especially Bulma's little gasps and the way she's clearly fighting to stay quiet. Definitely scratches that specific itch if you're into the whole "powerful alien vs fragile human" dynamic that DBZ accidentally created with these two characters.
What really gets me is how they animated Bulma's facial expressions during the whole thing. You can see her struggling not to scream while Vegeta's just going at it like he's training for another power level boost or something. The contrast between his complete lack of awareness and her trying to tough it out is weirdly compelling? Like yeah it's porn but there's this underlying character dynamic that actually makes sense if you think about their personalities from the show. Vegeta would absolutely approach sex the same way he approaches everything else - with maximum intensity and zero consideration for collateral damage. Meanwhile Bulma's stubborn enough to endure it because she's not gonna let some alien prince think she's weak, even if his dick is apparently the size of a power pole.
The cumshot finale is pretty standard hentai fare but the buildup actually works because of all that tension. You're genuinely wondering if Bulma's gonna tap out or if Vegeta's gonna accidentally break her in half before he finishes. It's not the most polished animation I've seen but the voice acting sells it - especially Bulma's little gasps and the way she's clearly fighting to stay quiet. Definitely scratches that specific itch if you're into the whole "powerful alien vs fragile human" dynamic that DBZ accidentally created with these two characters.
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👁 447.7K
💬 10
★★★☆☆
Chichi hentai sex
Goku is supposed to be this universe-saving hero, right? Here he’s just a horny idiot with his dick out while Chi-Chi is basically doing family planning with her legs spread. The whole thing feels like someone watched Dragon Ball Z, paused in the middle of a serious scene and said, “yeah but what if we actually see what happens when Goku gets home.” It doesn’t try to be deep. It’s literally Goku, Chi-Chi, a bed, soft anime colors, and a lot of pussy-focused camera work. Everything circles around Chi-Chi wanting that big cock buried in her so hard that she actually gets pregnant before Goku goes off to die again. It’s kind of funny how casual she is about it. Like, she’s breastfeeding future plot armor and also begging for cum in the next breath.
The game makes you actually work a bit for the creampie, which is nice and also kind of annoying. You can’t just slam-click your way through; you have to tease her, play with rhythm a bit, figure out where the pleasure meter likes to hover. I kept thinking “ok, just let me fuck her already, I know what I’m doing,” and then I’d rush it, push too fast, and she’d stay just under that sweet spot. The animations lock you into this slow build that’s weirdly intimate. You see Chi-Chi’s expression go from annoyed “Goku, focus” to proper horny, cheeks flushed, eyes half-lidded like she’s in heat. Then when you finally time it right and Goku unloads inside, there’s this thick cumshot dripping out of her pussy that hits way harder than it should. I closed the tab after finishing, then opened Chrome again five minutes later just to replay the creampie. And yeah, I was supposed to be answering Slack messages.
What I really liked is how small and focused it is. No pointless menus, no “pick your route” bullshit, no giant harem. Just one brunette wife, one dumb strong husband, and one goal: fill her up. At the same time, it gets almost too soft sometimes. Goku is fucking her, but the mood is so tender that you kinda want him to grab her harder, pull her hair, go full Super Saiyan on that pussy while she screams his name. Instead he feels like a very polite guy with a huge cock who’s trying not to break the bed. Still, when the camera zooms in and her pussy tightens around him, and that last thrust hits, all the little details click together. The slight jiggle of her tits, that needy sound she makes right before he cums, the white spill leaking past her lips like proof of “mission complete.” It’s not perfect, but I ended up replaying the same short scene more times than I want to admit, like looping a favorite dirty clip on Pornhub because it scratches a very specific, very horny itch.
The game makes you actually work a bit for the creampie, which is nice and also kind of annoying. You can’t just slam-click your way through; you have to tease her, play with rhythm a bit, figure out where the pleasure meter likes to hover. I kept thinking “ok, just let me fuck her already, I know what I’m doing,” and then I’d rush it, push too fast, and she’d stay just under that sweet spot. The animations lock you into this slow build that’s weirdly intimate. You see Chi-Chi’s expression go from annoyed “Goku, focus” to proper horny, cheeks flushed, eyes half-lidded like she’s in heat. Then when you finally time it right and Goku unloads inside, there’s this thick cumshot dripping out of her pussy that hits way harder than it should. I closed the tab after finishing, then opened Chrome again five minutes later just to replay the creampie. And yeah, I was supposed to be answering Slack messages.
What I really liked is how small and focused it is. No pointless menus, no “pick your route” bullshit, no giant harem. Just one brunette wife, one dumb strong husband, and one goal: fill her up. At the same time, it gets almost too soft sometimes. Goku is fucking her, but the mood is so tender that you kinda want him to grab her harder, pull her hair, go full Super Saiyan on that pussy while she screams his name. Instead he feels like a very polite guy with a huge cock who’s trying not to break the bed. Still, when the camera zooms in and her pussy tightens around him, and that last thrust hits, all the little details click together. The slight jiggle of her tits, that needy sound she makes right before he cums, the white spill leaking past her lips like proof of “mission complete.” It’s not perfect, but I ended up replaying the same short scene more times than I want to admit, like looping a favorite dirty clip on Pornhub because it scratches a very specific, very horny itch.
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👁 478.4K
💬 7
★★★☆☆
Judy Hopps
This thing hits like somebody ripped a horny loop straight off Newgrounds in 2010, slapped a better render on it and said “yeah ok, that’s enough”. And honestly, it kinda is. You jump in, there’s no foreplay, no story dump, no fake moral lesson about predator prey harmony or any of that Disney crap. It’s just Judy already in position, Nick already hard as fuck, like you pressed play on the exact moment the porn parody starts after you skipped the cheesy acting. It feels dirty in a fun way because your brain still remembers them chasing bad guys and now she’s bracing herself, ears twitching, ass up, tail out of the way, taking him deep from behind while they both pretend the rest of Zootopia doesn’t exist. And yeah, it rides that line. You’re not supposed to see them like this, which is exactly why it works.
Sound-wise, it made the chiptune nerd in me grumpy for a second. I kept thinking, “Imagine if this had some crunchy 16‑bit style loop, like an oversexed SNES boss fight theme, filtered and pounding quietly in the back.” Instead it goes for something more safe, more generic, and that’s a shame, because the rhythm of his thrusts is already kind of musical. There’s this little moment where his pace stutters, like a drummer missing a beat then catching up, and if you’re into timing your strokes with the motion, you feel it immediately. It’s not some epic interactive game, but you still start syncing your breathing with the loop without meaning to. I had Spotify open in another tab playing some low‑fi chiptune remix and it actually matched better than what the scene gave me by default. Accidentally made it hotter than it had any right to be. Also, Judy’s expression shifts just enough as he goes deeper, but I swear her eyes feel like they’re staring slightly past the camera, like the animator was in a rush and said “good enough” and never touched it again, which kinda fits the whole rough vibe anyway.
Anyway, the main act is exactly what you expect with those two. Nick behind her, no condom, no hesitation, like he’s been doing this for a while and this is just their after‑work routine. There’s this one frame in the buildup where his hips slam forward and her back arches a little more than before, and if you blink you miss it, but that’s when it stops feeling like some stiff fan render and starts feeling filthy. The cum scene is simple but satisfying, no acrobatics, just that thick flood pumping into her while she clenches around him, and the camera stays right where your dick wants it to stay. No weird artsy angles, just raw, in your face, Nick buried to the base and twitching. I do wish there was a tiny bit more messy aftermath, like a slow pullout with everything leaking, but I also know they probably won’t change it and I’ve already replayed that finish too many times, so whatever. It’s quick, focused, and a bit unpolished in that “one animator grinding in their bedroom with too many reference tabs open” way. Dirty, direct, and it leaves your browser history just a little bit more cursed than it was before.
Sound-wise, it made the chiptune nerd in me grumpy for a second. I kept thinking, “Imagine if this had some crunchy 16‑bit style loop, like an oversexed SNES boss fight theme, filtered and pounding quietly in the back.” Instead it goes for something more safe, more generic, and that’s a shame, because the rhythm of his thrusts is already kind of musical. There’s this little moment where his pace stutters, like a drummer missing a beat then catching up, and if you’re into timing your strokes with the motion, you feel it immediately. It’s not some epic interactive game, but you still start syncing your breathing with the loop without meaning to. I had Spotify open in another tab playing some low‑fi chiptune remix and it actually matched better than what the scene gave me by default. Accidentally made it hotter than it had any right to be. Also, Judy’s expression shifts just enough as he goes deeper, but I swear her eyes feel like they’re staring slightly past the camera, like the animator was in a rush and said “good enough” and never touched it again, which kinda fits the whole rough vibe anyway.
Anyway, the main act is exactly what you expect with those two. Nick behind her, no condom, no hesitation, like he’s been doing this for a while and this is just their after‑work routine. There’s this one frame in the buildup where his hips slam forward and her back arches a little more than before, and if you blink you miss it, but that’s when it stops feeling like some stiff fan render and starts feeling filthy. The cum scene is simple but satisfying, no acrobatics, just that thick flood pumping into her while she clenches around him, and the camera stays right where your dick wants it to stay. No weird artsy angles, just raw, in your face, Nick buried to the base and twitching. I do wish there was a tiny bit more messy aftermath, like a slow pullout with everything leaking, but I also know they probably won’t change it and I’ve already replayed that finish too many times, so whatever. It’s quick, focused, and a bit unpolished in that “one animator grinding in their bedroom with too many reference tabs open” way. Dirty, direct, and it leaves your browser history just a little bit more cursed than it was before.
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👁 506.6K
💬 12
★★★☆☆
Free AI Clothes Remover
Instantly create free AI clothing removal videos. Use our undress AI tool to transform images. Free, unlimited, and no sign up required.
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★★★★★
Gwen Show
It’s a weird kind of wrong that feels almost too confident about itself. The game just throws you right into this hotel-room-styled tension between Ben and Gwen, like there’s no excuse, no build-up, just quiet breathing and the kind of slow curiosity that only gets worse the more you watch. The control scheme is barely there - you think you’re just clicking around to peek, but then you’re moving hands and lips like you’re trying to pass off an accident as an experiment. The pacing makes it feel like time stretches sideways. There’s that one moment where Gwen turns, half-asleep, and it’s not clear if she knows what’s happening, and you catch yourself leaning closer like a total creep. God help me, I think that’s intentional.
Half the time the audio feels too loud, but maybe that’s the point - it’s not polished, like it’s meant to break the “cartoon world” with uncomfortable realism. The blowjob scene looks like it was stitched together by someone who didn’t care about pretty, just raw motion, the way her throat tightens around him while he mutters things that sound more like apologies than dirty talk. And then when you switch to doggystyle, yeah it’s cliché, but the way the lighting flickers - it’s distracting as hell and, weirdly, kind of hypnotic. The game’s rhythm keeps screwing with you: it slows down on the heavy stuff like missionary creampie and then speeds up when you least expect, like the code itself is embarrassed about what it’s showing. I got annoyed at that. Then again, maybe that’s why I didn’t stop.
You can tell whoever made this knew exactly what nostalgia they were playing with, too. There’s this sick mix of childhood memory and adult hunger that no one wants to admit enjoying. Kind of like watching something too close to a secret. The handjob bit feels almost shy, then the facial lands out of nowhere, breaking the build-up in the most abrupt, stupidly real way. I hate that it worked. I hate that my mouse hand twitched even after the final loop restarted. If that’s not the most human reaction, I don’t know what is.
Half the time the audio feels too loud, but maybe that’s the point - it’s not polished, like it’s meant to break the “cartoon world” with uncomfortable realism. The blowjob scene looks like it was stitched together by someone who didn’t care about pretty, just raw motion, the way her throat tightens around him while he mutters things that sound more like apologies than dirty talk. And then when you switch to doggystyle, yeah it’s cliché, but the way the lighting flickers - it’s distracting as hell and, weirdly, kind of hypnotic. The game’s rhythm keeps screwing with you: it slows down on the heavy stuff like missionary creampie and then speeds up when you least expect, like the code itself is embarrassed about what it’s showing. I got annoyed at that. Then again, maybe that’s why I didn’t stop.
You can tell whoever made this knew exactly what nostalgia they were playing with, too. There’s this sick mix of childhood memory and adult hunger that no one wants to admit enjoying. Kind of like watching something too close to a secret. The handjob bit feels almost shy, then the facial lands out of nowhere, breaking the build-up in the most abrupt, stupidly real way. I hate that it worked. I hate that my mouse hand twitched even after the final loop restarted. If that’s not the most human reaction, I don’t know what is.
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👁 3.4M
💬 59
★★★☆☆
EVA7- Rebirth
Shinji and Asuka stuck on a lonely rock in space, bored out of their horny minds, forced to play strip blackjack while Rei just stands there like the most fed up dealer in history, is already the kind of cursed energy I like. The game doesn’t pretend to be deep, it just throws you right into this petty little war of ego, tits and underwear. First hand I played, I hit “Shuffle and Go” on reflex like I was on my phone opening Tinder, and suddenly I’m staring at Shinji trying to look brave while clearly one bad card away from crying again. Asuka, of course, is talking shit every time the numbers swing her way, and that smug face when you bust is so punchable it actually made me double down and keep playing. I lost the first round on purpose, totally not because I miscounted like an idiot. Watching them peel off clothes one piece at a time while still nagging each other felt like someone mixed a casino, a fanfic, and a shitpost Discord call.
What I really like is that the blackjack itself actually works. It’s not some fake “press button to win” thing. You hit, you stay, you panic when your hand is at 19 and you’re staring at Shinji’s total like it personally insulted your mother. Score 21 with two cards and suddenly you’re the sexy genius at the table and you even get a piece of clothing back, which is the most toxic mechanic possible because it makes you greedy. You start thinking “ok one more round, I’ll get that top back” and then Rei’s cold little dealer routine ruins your life again. She barely talks, but the vibe is “I’m only here because you two won’t shut the fuck up” and honestly I felt judged by a cartoon girl while half naked sprites were flashing on my monitor between Chrome tabs with Twitter and Pornhub open. Also, there is this stupid tiny detail with the eyeball that I clicked by accident and I’m not spoiling it, but I swear it made me snort water out of my nose. The humor is stupid in a good way, like an old Newgrounds relic you find at three browser tabs deep after searching for “eva strip something maybe” and then suddenly you’re three hands in, half hard, laughing at Shinji, and forgetting what you were even supposed to be doing with your life.
What I really like is that the blackjack itself actually works. It’s not some fake “press button to win” thing. You hit, you stay, you panic when your hand is at 19 and you’re staring at Shinji’s total like it personally insulted your mother. Score 21 with two cards and suddenly you’re the sexy genius at the table and you even get a piece of clothing back, which is the most toxic mechanic possible because it makes you greedy. You start thinking “ok one more round, I’ll get that top back” and then Rei’s cold little dealer routine ruins your life again. She barely talks, but the vibe is “I’m only here because you two won’t shut the fuck up” and honestly I felt judged by a cartoon girl while half naked sprites were flashing on my monitor between Chrome tabs with Twitter and Pornhub open. Also, there is this stupid tiny detail with the eyeball that I clicked by accident and I’m not spoiling it, but I swear it made me snort water out of my nose. The humor is stupid in a good way, like an old Newgrounds relic you find at three browser tabs deep after searching for “eva strip something maybe” and then suddenly you’re three hands in, half hard, laughing at Shinji, and forgetting what you were even supposed to be doing with your life.
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👁 18K
💬 5
★★☆☆☆
Meet Katt
This one feels like someone took Fallout, poured out all the survival and half the radiation, then stuffed the empty space with tits and awkward flirting. You play this wandering nobody merc type, bouncing around the wasteland with a half-broken sense of morality and a full, very alive dick. It is not subtle. The girl you’re trying to seduce looks like she walked out of some old hentai torrent from the LimeWire era: huge tits that don’t obey gravity, waist too small to support anything, gear that’s “tactical” in the same way a thong is “winter clothing”. Every time she leans forward, the camera kind of pauses, like the game is winking at you and whispering, “Yeah, this is why you clicked.”
The structure is simple, but it does something nice with the Fallout parody. Instead of a huge map, it’s more like a sequence of dirty little scenes. You chat her up in this busted caravan camp, negotiate a job, pick dialogue options that swing between “smooth wasteland veteran” and “horny idiot who never learned social cues”. Sometimes you try to be a tough merc, sometimes you just compliment her tits. She reacts more than I expected, to be honest. If you try to act like a stoic badass, she tests you, throws these little jabs about your skills, your gear, even your past contracts. If you choose the more pervy lines, she rolls her eyes but still plays along, and that tiny smirk on her face feels like, yeah, she knows exactly what she’s doing with that bra that barely covers anything. At one point I picked this half-joke line where you brag about being able to “handle any load”, expecting some generic reaction, and she shot back with a really sharp answer about “then carry my ammo, big guy” that legit made me laugh. And then two clicks later you’re talking about how much cum she wants. The vibe jumps fast like that.
Sex scenes start to unlock as you keep pushing the right mood. There is a nice rhythm to it when you’re in the zone. You flirt, she teases, you pick something a bit bold, she pushes your buttons back, and it slowly turns from joking to “oh, she’s actually horny”. The first time she strips in that improvised wasteland tent, it feels earned, even if the logic is thin as paper. Tits are front and center, of course. The camera loves them, the writing loves them, and the physics kind of tries to love them but gets a bit confused sometimes. There was this one moment where she’s riding you and her boobs just keep bouncing in this weirdly hypnotic loop that looks a bit like a GIF stuck on repeat, and I still stared at it way too long, so I guess it worked anyway. I wish there was more variety in positions, but also, her boobs pressed against the dirty mattress while she moans about how she hasn’t had a “real man” in the wastes for ages, that alone carries more weight than I want to admit. Not realistic dialogue, but who cares, it scratches that fantasy of being the dangerous drifter who solves problems with bullets and cock, not necessarily in that order.
What I liked most is how it actually leans into the mercenary angle, even if lightly. She’s not just some random bimbo. She’s armed, has her own missions, talks about caps, complains about shitty employers. At one point she outright says she could just shoot you and take your stuff, then follows it with this sultry line about “but you might still be useful in other ways”. That mix of threat and lust, very Fallout, but dirtier. They never go deep on the worldbuilding, it’s more like flavor text, but it’s enough. I pulled out my phone during a loading pause and almost reflex-checked Discord, like my brain forgot this is just a browser game, not a full RPG on Steam. There are small annoyances, like the way some dialogue branches loop back and you see the same line twice in a row, and there was one expression on her face that looked like she smelled something rotten right in the middle of a blowjob, which killed the mood for a second. Also the sound levels are a bit weird; the moans are hot, but one of them has this slight echo, like she’s fucking in a bathroom, and it messed with my head. But then she’s spreading her legs on a filthy makeshift bed, calling you “merc boy” and begging for you to fill her up, and my brain politely stops caring about audio engineering or facial rigging. It’s rough, horny, a bit stupid in that good way, like a late-night Pornhub rabbit hole where you accidentally click something tagged “parody” and suddenly you’re way more into this big-titted wasteland girl than you planned.
The structure is simple, but it does something nice with the Fallout parody. Instead of a huge map, it’s more like a sequence of dirty little scenes. You chat her up in this busted caravan camp, negotiate a job, pick dialogue options that swing between “smooth wasteland veteran” and “horny idiot who never learned social cues”. Sometimes you try to be a tough merc, sometimes you just compliment her tits. She reacts more than I expected, to be honest. If you try to act like a stoic badass, she tests you, throws these little jabs about your skills, your gear, even your past contracts. If you choose the more pervy lines, she rolls her eyes but still plays along, and that tiny smirk on her face feels like, yeah, she knows exactly what she’s doing with that bra that barely covers anything. At one point I picked this half-joke line where you brag about being able to “handle any load”, expecting some generic reaction, and she shot back with a really sharp answer about “then carry my ammo, big guy” that legit made me laugh. And then two clicks later you’re talking about how much cum she wants. The vibe jumps fast like that.
Sex scenes start to unlock as you keep pushing the right mood. There is a nice rhythm to it when you’re in the zone. You flirt, she teases, you pick something a bit bold, she pushes your buttons back, and it slowly turns from joking to “oh, she’s actually horny”. The first time she strips in that improvised wasteland tent, it feels earned, even if the logic is thin as paper. Tits are front and center, of course. The camera loves them, the writing loves them, and the physics kind of tries to love them but gets a bit confused sometimes. There was this one moment where she’s riding you and her boobs just keep bouncing in this weirdly hypnotic loop that looks a bit like a GIF stuck on repeat, and I still stared at it way too long, so I guess it worked anyway. I wish there was more variety in positions, but also, her boobs pressed against the dirty mattress while she moans about how she hasn’t had a “real man” in the wastes for ages, that alone carries more weight than I want to admit. Not realistic dialogue, but who cares, it scratches that fantasy of being the dangerous drifter who solves problems with bullets and cock, not necessarily in that order.
What I liked most is how it actually leans into the mercenary angle, even if lightly. She’s not just some random bimbo. She’s armed, has her own missions, talks about caps, complains about shitty employers. At one point she outright says she could just shoot you and take your stuff, then follows it with this sultry line about “but you might still be useful in other ways”. That mix of threat and lust, very Fallout, but dirtier. They never go deep on the worldbuilding, it’s more like flavor text, but it’s enough. I pulled out my phone during a loading pause and almost reflex-checked Discord, like my brain forgot this is just a browser game, not a full RPG on Steam. There are small annoyances, like the way some dialogue branches loop back and you see the same line twice in a row, and there was one expression on her face that looked like she smelled something rotten right in the middle of a blowjob, which killed the mood for a second. Also the sound levels are a bit weird; the moans are hot, but one of them has this slight echo, like she’s fucking in a bathroom, and it messed with my head. But then she’s spreading her legs on a filthy makeshift bed, calling you “merc boy” and begging for you to fill her up, and my brain politely stops caring about audio engineering or facial rigging. It’s rough, horny, a bit stupid in that good way, like a late-night Pornhub rabbit hole where you accidentally click something tagged “parody” and suddenly you’re way more into this big-titted wasteland girl than you planned.
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👁 19.7K
💬 4
★★★★☆