This Metroid parody throws all that space bounty hunter dignity right out the airlock. Samus gets herself captured and tied up, which honestly feels like terrible tactical planning for someone who usually blows up entire planets. But hey, that's where the fun starts because now she's completely at your mercy in this interactive playground of debauchery.

The soundtrack? Pretty basic electronic stuff that tries to sound futuristic but mostly just loops in the background while you're busy exploring all the different ways to mess with our helpless heroine. Speaking of exploring, there's actually a decent variety of toys and tools at your disposal - vibrators, tentacles, the works. You can strip her down piece by piece or keep some of that iconic orange suit on if that's your thing. The customization options are surprisingly thorough, letting you decide whether you want her shaved or natural, and there's even a pissing mechanic that's... well, it exists. Some people are into that water sports action, though the animation quality is pretty rough around the edges. The whole thing feels like it was made by someone who had big ideas but maybe not the biggest budget to execute them properly.

What really gets me is how they managed to make Samus look both vulnerable and still recognizably badass even while she's completely helpless. The facial expressions change based on what you're doing to her, which adds some nice reactive elements to the experience. You can work your way up from gentle teasing to full-on hardcore penetration, and everything culminates in some pretty explosive creampie scenes that'll definitely satisfy if you're into that finishing move. The physics on her chest bounce around more than they probably should, but honestly that just adds to the whole over-the-top hentai vibe they're going for here.

Gwen looks like she just logged out of some normal episode and then suddenly landed in the wrong tab of your browser. She is there on the bed, that trademark red hair everywhere, green eyes already kinda annoyed but also clearly needy, and it hits you that this thing is not trying to be classy at all. It’s like someone took a horny Tumblr mashup, an old Flash game, and those cursed Ben 10 memes, tossed them into a blender, then forgot to put the lid on. You’re handed control of not one but two cocks, like some degenerate puppeteer. One is lined up with her mouth, the other swapping between pussy and ass, and she just has to deal with it while you click around like a maniac. No romance, no build up, no fake “plot twist”. One second she’s scowling at you, next second you’re pushing her head down and watching her lips stretch around Ben’s dick while grandpa Max is busy absolutely ruining the other side of her. Yes, grandpa. Yes, it’s every bit as unholy as that sounds.

What actually hooked me was how interactive the smut feels even though it’s super simple. You drag, you click, you spam the same motion way too long because you want to see her expression change. Throat bulging while you force that blowjob angle, then you swap to anal and there’s this little hitch in her eyes like “oh fuck, it’s in.” You can line up a full-on spitroast, dick in her mouth, dick in her ass, hands on her hips, and her tits bouncing in that stupid cartoon way that should not be this hot but here we are. The game lets you push her way past “nice gentle cousin fun” straight into hardcore family disaster territory: ass fingering while you keep her stuffed, creampie her ass, then instantly shove back in and smear it all over, pull out and finish on her face, then go right back to her pussy and pump another load into her like you’re trying to see how many places on one girl you can fill at the same time. Sometimes I’d waste a full minute just timing the cumshots so her mouth is open when the other dick explodes, facial mixing with the cream dripping from her fucked raw holes. There’s a weird rhythm to it, like trying to sync beats in a DJ app, except your “track” is Gwen getting used like a toy while Ben just keeps hammering and grandpa Max is quietly the most cursed MVP in hentai history.

House of Morecock: Ocean Cruise feels like someone took every horny idea about sailors and put it into a single, filthy cartoon, then gave it just enough structure to pretend it has a plot. You’re on this ship full of thick, stupidly hot guys in tight uniforms that clearly fail at their job, because every scene is just one excuse after another for them to end up naked or half naked, grinding against each other. It starts almost casual, like, “oh, just a normal cruise,” and two minutes later you’re watching a beefy officer pin some muscleboy to a railing while the voice acting is moaning in your ear harder than your porn tabs on Chrome. The voicing is surprisingly good, by the way. Not Hollywood good, but porn good, which is better for this kind of thing. Characters actually sound like dudes about to lose control, not like some bored guy reading lines on a Blue Yeti. Sometimes the timing is weird, like the moan kicks in half a second before the thrust animation, which made me laugh, then I replayed the scene anyway because I’m weak.

The whole thing has this stupid, fun, campy vibe. It pretends to be serious for one second, like “we’re on a dangerous mission on the ocean,” and then you click once and suddenly uniforms are open, dicks are out, and you’re watching a sweaty, muscular stack of guys rutting like they forgot anyone else exists on that ship. I like how the camera sometimes stays too long on some detail that absolutely doesn’t need that much attention, like one dude’s flexing forearm while he’s pounding the other guy. As someone who spends way too many hours inside Unreal, my brain is going “man, they really focused on this loop,” and at the same time my other brain is like “shut up and zoom in more.” Animations are not perfect, hips clip a bit, bodies slide a tiny bit over each other, but then you get that one moment where a huge sailor slams the smaller but still ripped guy into the cabin door, the voice cracks, and it suddenly hits really hard. It feels messy and raw and kind of honest in a horny, unserious way. I wish they let you walk freely around the deck or something, but they don’t and I will complain about that forever.

What sells it for me is that stupid humor they sneak in. A serious line, then an over-the-top groan, or some ridiculous situation like two officers “disciplining” a recruit in a completely empty hallway on a crowded cruise ship, and nobody questions anything. At one point I accidentally clicked too fast and skipped a line, and I actually went back just to hear how the guy would deliver that cheesy dirty talk. The game keeps acting like it’s a “series opener” with this big world, but it really just wants to show brawny guys rearranging each other’s insides anywhere on that boat: behind lifeboats, in cramped cabins, in places where in real life someone from housekeeping would walk in with a bucket. There’s this one uniform that keeps showing up, white pants, tight shirt, chest basically spilling out, and every time I saw it I knew, ok, this scene will not stay safe for work even 10 seconds. It’s horny, loud, kind of dumb in the best way, like a porn comic that learned how to move and talk, and also somehow forgot what subtlety even means.

It’s weird how this game starts like it’s pretending to care about plot. You think it’s about Tsunade gambling again, being her usual chaotic self, but nah - two minutes in and it just throws you into the mess. There’s this sense of shameless humor I kinda liked; it doesn’t even try to justify anything. She owes money, her solution involves clones, and everyone’s naked before you can blink. The sound effects are ridiculous - like someone mixed old arcade bleeps with wet noises, and somehow it works. I laughed, then got turned on, then laughed again. The rhythm feels accidental, like a loop someone forgot to trim, but that’s part of the charm. You can almost imagine some guy in 2008 coding it while blasting Eurobeat in the background.

What I didn’t expect was how expressive the faces are. Not polished, but raw in that flash‑era way where every exaggerated blink feels hand‑made. Tsunade’s boobs take up half the screen, sure, but her grin sells it more than the physics. I caught myself clicking too fast just to see if the clones would glitch out - and they did, kind of melting together mid‑animation. It’s oddly beautiful, like a broken GIF that refuses to die. The Raikage scene hits different - too fast, too much flexing, but there’s this energy, like two powerhouses trying to out‑moan each other. I remember thinking, “this shouldn’t be hot,” and yet.

Story? Barely there. But the pacing keeps you hooked, because it’s never just sex - it’s comedy wrapped around sweat. I like that it doesn’t moralize; it just exists, messy and loud. The cumshot ending lands with a splat that feels almost celebratory. Would I call it art? Maybe not. But it’s got that same rough soul as old chiptunes - imperfect loops, dirty fun, no pretense. You finish it and kinda want to replay, even though you know every beat. Maybe that’s nostalgia, or maybe I’m just into stupidly honest smut. Either way, it lingers.

This one hits like the weird porn fanfic you forgot you wrote in high school, except now you can click everything and it actually reacts. It throws you right into this messed up crossover world where Sonic and Tails are not just “a bit hot if you squint”, they are flat out fuck toys with personalities, and somehow that feels more honest than half the stuff on Pornhub. You jump between scenes where Sonic’s turned female and knows exactly how to use that body, and Tails is right there in the mix, swapping roles, swapping gender, swapping who’s on top, like the dev just asked “why not?” and never stopped. One second you’re watching Sonic riding like she’s trying to break the bed, the next you’ve got a threesome where you’re not even sure whose cum is dripping on whose fur anymore and it kinda doesn’t matter. The game just shrugs and says “yeah, it all goes on the same floor”.

I really like how there’s this casual attitude about the whole gender stuff. Sonic shows up in a full female form, thick thighs, ass that actually jiggles a bit, tits smooshed together while she’s bouncing on a cock, but she still talks and acts like Sonic. Cocky, kind of smug, rushing through foreplay like it’s Green Hill Zone. Then you switch scene and Tails shows up in a body that’s softer and more feminine, and you can flip who penetrates who, watching that cute fox face twist when he gets pushed too deep. Sometimes it turns into this total mess where you’re fucking Sonic while Tails is licking the cum that’s leaking out, and the camera just zooms in on the knot of bodies without trying to be tasteful at all. I opened it “just to check it out” on my phone while pretending to answer Slack, and five minutes later I’m literally counting how many cumshots I’ve stacked on Sonic’s face, like it’s some cursed speedrun. Those shots hit hard too, long sticky ropes pumping over her nose, dripping from her tongue, and it keeps going even when you’re like “ok, that’s enough, she’s drenched”. It almost feels like the dev got horny mid-animation and refused to cut anything.

There’s no big romance arc or fake emotional buildup and I actually respect that. You pick a scene, you pick who fucks who, and the game just goes straight for the obscene part, no chitchat. At one point I tried replaying the same threesome three times in a row just to see if the positions line up clean, and they kind of don’t, and that’s the charm. Sonic’s hand clips a bit, Tails’ tails do whatever they want, but the rhythm of the thrusts still made me stop scrolling Twitter. I kept wishing there was a little more slow teasing before the penetration, some edging, but whatever, I still ended up glued to the screen watching huge sticky loads paint blue fur white. The funniest part is how the game quietly encourages you to be greedy: stacking penetrations, swapping holes, filling both characters back to back, squeezing every last drop out of them. Treat it like a playground, not a museum. Click aggressively, replay scenes, push every threesome angle you can, and don’t rush the last cumshot. Let it build, edge yourself stupid, then use the mess you create on Sonic and Tails as your personal scoreboard.

This thing feels like someone ripped open the horny part of a Wii-era kid brain and just poured it straight into a browser window. No story, no "context", just that raw, silly, kind of guilty fantasy of Nintendo icons getting railed, and the game doesn’t pretend to be anything else. You load it up, and bam: there’s Samus, there’s Peach, Daisy, Shantae, a random blonde or two with ridiculous boobs and a cock that looks like it escaped from a hentai lab. It’s like that moment when you’re scrolling through Pixiv on your phone in the bathroom and suddenly all your search history stands in front of you and says: "Pick one." There’s no menu fluff, no lore, no foreplay. You just poke around with number keys and arrows like you’re trying secret cheats, and every wrong press turns out to be another sex pose. Honestly I kinda liked that, it feels a bit like button-mashing in Smash, but instead of a combo you accidentally trigger Peach choking on a monster dick from a POV angle that’s so close it feels like she’s breathing into your face.

The camera is always hungry. POV in this thing doesn’t try to be realistic, it’s more like a porn director glued to the crotch. You hop to Samus and the first thought is "oh, they really didn’t care about canon armor sizes, huh." Her tits are huge, shiny, fake in a very porn-y way, and that’s exactly why it works. Then you click around a bit and suddenly you’re behind her, watching that big cock slam into her ass while her ponytail swings like it’s got its own physics engine, and the only thing going through your head is: "Nintendo would set this on fire." Same with Shantae, they went full curvy idol with her, hips like she’s smuggling pillows, bouncing in a rhythm that doesn’t quite match the thrusts but somehow that off-beat wobble is the hottest part. It’s messy, like an amateur remix on SoundCloud where some guy looped a moan and forgot to line up the tempo, yet that weirdness makes it feel more alive. You know how in Pornhub comments people complain about stupid shit like "the bed squeak killed my vibe"? Here I had the opposite thing: one tiny clipping issue with a cock going through Peach’s thigh and I couldn’t stop watching it, like my brain turned it into some mutant kink. You’re cycling poses, sometimes they repeat, sometimes they’re almost the same angle but with a little extra bounce or a different way the boobs slump, and you get this cheap, trashy variety that’s weirdly addictive. It’s not polished, half of it feels tossed together, some transitions are awkward as fuck, but the whole time you’re basically doing what everyone secretly wants from a crossover anyway: swap between princesses, stare at their ridiculous curves, and keep pressing keys until you land on the exact frame where that oversized cock hits just right and your brain shuts up.

It’s a weird kind of wrong that feels almost too confident about itself. The game just throws you right into this hotel-room-styled tension between Ben and Gwen, like there’s no excuse, no build-up, just quiet breathing and the kind of slow curiosity that only gets worse the more you watch. The control scheme is barely there - you think you’re just clicking around to peek, but then you’re moving hands and lips like you’re trying to pass off an accident as an experiment. The pacing makes it feel like time stretches sideways. There’s that one moment where Gwen turns, half-asleep, and it’s not clear if she knows what’s happening, and you catch yourself leaning closer like a total creep. God help me, I think that’s intentional.

Half the time the audio feels too loud, but maybe that’s the point - it’s not polished, like it’s meant to break the “cartoon world” with uncomfortable realism. The blowjob scene looks like it was stitched together by someone who didn’t care about pretty, just raw motion, the way her throat tightens around him while he mutters things that sound more like apologies than dirty talk. And then when you switch to doggystyle, yeah it’s cliché, but the way the lighting flickers - it’s distracting as hell and, weirdly, kind of hypnotic. The game’s rhythm keeps screwing with you: it slows down on the heavy stuff like missionary creampie and then speeds up when you least expect, like the code itself is embarrassed about what it’s showing. I got annoyed at that. Then again, maybe that’s why I didn’t stop.

You can tell whoever made this knew exactly what nostalgia they were playing with, too. There’s this sick mix of childhood memory and adult hunger that no one wants to admit enjoying. Kind of like watching something too close to a secret. The handjob bit feels almost shy, then the facial lands out of nowhere, breaking the build-up in the most abrupt, stupidly real way. I hate that it worked. I hate that my mouse hand twitched even after the final loop restarted. If that’s not the most human reaction, I don’t know what is.

Dawn wakes up on this quiet orange-pink beach, sky still cold, water flat like it is waiting for something dirty to happen. She is tired, backpack half empty, pokeballs rattling, stomach making more noise than the wild mons. No cute sponsor, no friendly professor sending cash on the phone app, only some shady quest marker glowing over this fat guy near the broken pier. Typical hentai setup, we know, but the writing actually leans into it. He doesn’t even pretend to help her. He just looks at her clothes, that short skirt and tight top, and says it straight: “You want money, you bend over.” It’s trashy, it’s blunt, and it hits hard because the game never cuts away to something heroic. There is no pretend romance. Just a trainer girl who hunted all night and now has to pay for breakfast with her ass.

The walk from the dialog box to that broken fence in the sand is way hotter than it should be. Nothing really “happens” yet, just these little pixel animations of Dawn fidgeting, pulling her skirt down, then giving up. You move her, you can cancel and run back, but you don’t. We didn’t. She reaches that ruined bit of rail, the camera shifts, and suddenly her knees are in the sand and you get that side view of her ass pushed out. Her panties go down in one rough pull, no soft romance, and there is this short frame where her pussy is just there in pixelart, little white shine where wetness should be. Then he grabs her hips from behind and rams in without warm up. It looks painful. It looks fucking good. I liked how they show her trying to stay quiet because there are wild mons in the grass behind them. It’s silly and it aroused the hell out of us. Doggystyle in the open, with the sea just a few steps away, her fingers clawing the sand each time he thrusts in. Sometimes her head lifts, eyes wide, like she wants to protest, then the next frame she’s blushing and biting her lip. The rhythm of the animation is weird. Sometimes too fast, then slow for like five loops, which made it feel less like a porn template and more like some guy actually messing up his pace while fucking her.

Sex for cash can be boring when games try to be “dark” and then show nothing. Here they show everything, but somehow it still feels a bit pathetic. After enough thrust cycles, you can choose if he pulls out or not. We went for creampie first, because of course. When he finishes, there is this thick cumshot that stays inside, then slowly leaks out between her lips, making little white drops in the sand while she still breathes hard. It’s cheap pixel goo, but it hits. Second time we tried the outside option. He jerks half out of her, sprays all over her ass and lower back, and the game lets you keep staring while it drips down between her cheeks. There is a tiny janky detail that drove me crazy: one white pixel stays stuck at the edge of her skirt, like the dev forgot to clean it. I kept looking at that damn pixel instead of the rest. The humiliation angle works, mostly because she pulls her panties back up with cum still on her skin, stands there with her legs shaking, then walks to the town vendor like this is just another quest reward. No big drama, no slow piano music, no fake redemption. She gets her money. She buys food. She goes back to looking for monsters in the grass with a used pussy and sand still stuck on her knees. Honestly, it’s filthy and kind of hot and also kind of sad, and it made us want a longer game while at the same time I’m not sure I’d handle more of it without needing a cold shower.

This one feels like someone took a ten–minute horny fantasy scrawled in a notebook in high school, slapped it into a browser game and somehow it works better than half the overproduced “cinematic” porn out there. You load it up and it’s just her right away, Android 18, all smug and bored and looking like she already knows you’re about to lose. Big tits, stupidly round ass, that cold “I’m above this but I’m gonna use you anyway” face that she never had enough of in the actual show. They cranked her body up from “cyborg milf” to “porn mod in Skyrim” levels. She’s got that thick, heavy chest that bounces way too much to be realistic, but honestly, who came for realism here. The game doesn’t waste time pretending to be deep: no long intro, no weird lore, just you, her, and her idea that her ass needs more practice.

The main thing is the assjob, obviously. Everything revolves around those cheeks hugging a big dick that’s just there, like some faceless dude strapped into her personal training machine. You’re basically timing and controlling how she grinds, how fast she slams down, watching how her butt swallows the shaft while her boobs shake on top like they’re trying to escape. It feels more like playing with a short looping animation than a “full game”, but the little bits of control you have make it weirdly addictive. You nudge the speed up, her movements get sharper, the jiggle gets more chaotic, her expression shifts from smug to slightly fucked-out. At slow speed it almost looks teasing, like she’s just warming up her ass for later. At max, it’s like she forgot he’s a person and just uses his cock like gym equipment. There’s this one moment if you keep the rhythm steady where her whole body hits a sweet sync: ass, boobs, hair, all moving in one stupidly hypnotic pattern. I literally forgot to blink watching that, then got annoyed because there’s no tiny sweat details on her back. Yes, I know that’s dumb, I still want it.

Story is basically fanfiction brainrot stripped of excuses. You don’t get a name on the guy, but any Dragon Ball nerd will start arguing in their head “this has to be Goku, no it’s Vegeta, shut up, look at the build.” I kinda like that they never confirm it, like you’re stuck in horny Schrödinger’s Saiyan. There’s this trashy charm in how the whole thing is presented: she’s already modified herself, boobs blown up like she went full pornstar on purpose, ass taking center stage, and the game just leans into that. No romance, no “oh my god what’s happening to my body”, none of that fake shy stuff, just a woman who knows she looks like a hentai figure and uses that like a weapon. The animation itself is rough in spots, some loops clip a bit if you stare too long, and the audio feels like they grabbed it from some old cam porn, which honestly fits the vibe better than clean studio moans. I kinda wish there was one small twist in pacing, like a sudden angle change where you finally see the guy’s face, but at the same time I like that it refuses to be clever. It just throws you in front of Android 18’s giant ass and says, basically, “yeah, this is what you came for, stop pretending otherwise.”