Become Alpha is a porn game with tons of memes, kickass branching storyline, quests, RPG-like experience system, and a possibility to have sex with many partners. It's also pretty damn funny. The story is about Harry Panuchkin who's a nerd and a wannabe gangster. He has a big dick, but never actually used it. It's your job to help him get the pussy and make him a proper alpha male, that he always wanted to be.

It starts ridiculous - blocks squeaking when you bump into a half-naked redhead who, I swear, looks half confused, half ready to break physics itself. For a second, I thought my screen glitched because of how her square hips moved, all stiff yet somehow hypnotic. There’s this melody looping that sounds like someone smashed cheap synths together with moans sampled from the world’s most awkward anime parody, and I accidentally left it playing while scrolling Twitter, which was… not great for my DMs. But whatever, when the first choice prompt popped up (“flirt” or “mine deeper”), I laughed so hard I nearly missed it, and then immediately clicked “mine deeper.” Because of course I did.

The best part is how it owns the stupidity. It’s like the devs knew exactly how absurd it was to make a blocky seduction visual novel with RPG stat checks for stamina and pickaxe durability, and just leaned straight in. At one point you’re mid-dialogue, angles all wrong, pixelated sweat dripping like someone spilled glue, and she says something about redstone circuits in a voice that sounds way too sultry for that word. The writing tries too hard, fails, and somehow that makes it hotter. Or funnier. Can’t tell anymore. There’s this rare path where you can “craft affection,” which shouldn’t work, but then you’re rewarded with this scene that’s equal parts softcore slapstick and genuine horniness. I mean, you can practically feel how little thought went into realism, and it’s glorious.

Weirdly enough, it made me nostalgic. I played it like you’d scroll a chaotic meme feed - half disgusted, half impressed someone went *there*. There's a moment with a lava pool that’s supposed to symbolize passion or something (I think?), and my character melted mid-thrust while she just kept making looped sounds. I laughed again. I hated myself for it. Then I replayed the whole scene. That’s kinda how this game gets you. It’s ugly, awkward, horny, clever enough to pretend it’s dumb, and dumb enough to make it unforgettable.

The sound of dripping water echoes around as Egel, once a feared urban punk, slowly regains consciousness in an eerie, forgotten castle. Close to him stands Vera, creamy and well-endowed, her heavy chest impossible to ignore. Lost in amnesia, they soon realize freedom comes only through solving the mysteries woven deep into the castle’s foundation.

To proceed, you start venturing through select chambers - each hiding clues and dangers alike. Scanning the environment can reveal forgotten secrets or awaken something dangerous. Dialogue with Vera is essential: her probing questions test your wit and unlock new paths forward.

Choosing your words in conversations shapes how the tale unfolds. Faith here takes an erotic turn as Vera's desires become part of your survival strategy. Satisfy Vera’s twisted quests, and she bends for you in sinful ways.

You’re far from alone here; various characters populate this fortress, each with their own dark secrets. Engage with the castle’s denizens to deepen your journey, uncovering lust and treachery.

Explore gothic corridors and forbidden lusts, blending narrative depth with carnal escapades in a foreboding woodland locale. Your quest binds you to lust and legends, every choice pushing you closer to freedom or damnation.

Settle into Egel’s shoes - your hunger for answers rivals your appetite for pleasure, here in this labyrinth of flesh and stone.

Con-Quest is that messy horny convention fever dream where everything feels like a bad idea and somehow that is the whole charm. You’re just wandering around this cosplay con that looks like it smells of sweat and cheap perfume, and people in half-accurate monster costumes are trying to jump you, flirt with you, rob you, or all three. It pretends to be a serious RPG sometimes, with quests and currency and all that, but then you get distracted by a girl in a trashy Pikachu-ish bikini getting “possessed” and suddenly the only stat that matters is how long you can keep one hand on the keyboard. The whole plot with Vanilla going psycho over stolen money is actually pretty funny, because she flips from “cute date” to “I will murder someone over my wallet” in half a second. She’s like the yandere version of a con staff member who’s been dealing with badge problems all day, except she’s hot and half the time you’re just hoping the rampage ends with somebody pinned to a wall and stripped. The game throws these silly little jokes in the dialogue non-stop, some hit, some flop, some are like weird Tumblr 2013 energy, but they keep you awake while you hunt for the next lewd sticker or CG. You see the influence from monster collecting stuff, but twisted into “catch the cosplayer, undress the cosplayer, laugh at the cosplay pun” instead of actual wholesome adventure.

What really gets me is how it leans into being kinda scuffed. Text speed randomly feels too fast, portraits slide in and out like a PowerPoint, sometimes the UI looks like someone changed it at 4 in the morning after three energy drinks. But then suddenly you hit a new animated reward for something like the Meowth cosplayer and your brain goes “ok yeah, I forgive everything, show me the next stage.” That one quest line is peak horny comedy: you’re doing this mini detective thing inside the con, talking to this smug cat girl who looks like she’d steal your phone and your dick in the same night, and when you finally clear it you get a four-step animation that just gets lewder and more smug each frame. It is not classy porn. It is thirsty, goofy, con-floor porn. You’ll be walking back through the maid café, staring at a poster that finally works properly now, and thinking “wow, I just spent fifteen minutes chasing a bugged dialog, but at least the maid with giant tits is pouting at me again.” The sticker book is the same: sometimes the arrows behave, sometimes they don’t, and when they do you end up stuck staring at one girl’s expression way too long, trying to decide if she looks more like she’s about to suck you off behind a vendor table or yell at you for touching her prop. And then you remember there’s a guide for all this on Google Docs like it’s some serious strategy game, and you’re sitting there with Pornhub still open in another Chrome tab, cross-checking which cosplayer you missed, quietly judging your own life choices.

Prepare to confront a wild array of monstrous creatures that haunt the depths of hell, where nothing soft or tame exists. This isn’t a sanctuary for the faint-hearted; it’s a brutal playground where savage lust meets merciless power struggles. Your mission is simple yet ruthless: seize control over hell itself.

Every corner of this world pulses with ferocity and unfiltered passion. You’ll forge alliances with the most depraved denizens – from twisted demons to seductive sirens – each bringing their own dark talents and wicked agendas to your cause. But alliances aren’t just for show; you must combine your forces strategically to strengthen your grip on hell’s chaotic throne.

This isn’t your typical RPG or dating simulator. It blends strategic conquest with explicit erotic encounters, offering a twisted narrative full of power plays and raw desire. Navigate through treacherous plots and carnal temptations, balancing your thirst for power with your hunger for pleasure.

Hell’s inhabitants won’t kneel easily – expect fierce battles and heated negotiations as you recruit and control them. Every decision shapes the infernal landscape and your legend within it. Will you be the master who rules with an iron fist and insatiable appetite or fall victim to the very demons you seek to command?

The game features stunning hentai videos that bring the hellish fantasies to life, immersing you deeper into this perverse nexus of lust and power. Strategy and seduction intertwine, challenging you to outthink and outlust your rivals.

If you crave a game that throws you into a dark, sexual war for supremacy, where every move counts and every pleasure has a price, this infernal adventure awaits. Rally your allies, crush your enemies, and carve your name into the annals of hell. Hell’s throne isn’t given – it’s taken, and only the bold survive.

Will you conquer the flames with lust and brutality? The underworld demands a ruler who can wield both sword and seduction. Your brutal reign starts now.

This thing feels like somebody took all the “what if Ciri never had a responsible mentor” fantasies from Reddit, mashed them into a half-broken RPG, and then just said “yeah, that’s fine, ship it.” You start out with her still kinda green, still trying to be this proud future monster killer, and the game looks you dead in the face and asks, “ok, are you gonna make her a beast on the battlefield or a cumdump in a ruined castle?” No cute filter, no moral lecture, just… pick your poison and live with it.

Most of the time you’re juggling training scenes and “training” scenes, and the line between those two disappears really fast. One moment you’re throwing her into sparring, checking her stats like some nerd in a spreadsheet, and ten minutes later you’re watching her get punished for losing with her mouth, her ass, whatever you pushed her toward the last time. It’s that kind of loop where you tell yourself “yeah, I’ll build her as a serious witcher this run,” and then there’s a new option in the menu that says something like “teach her to negotiate with her body” and suddenly you’re clicking it just to see the dialogue, and boom, her corruption jumps, clothes get skimpier, and she starts reacting in a way that makes you feel weird and horny at the same time.

What actually caught me off guard is how they write her. She’s not just a mute doll you drag around. She complains. She snaps. Sometimes she tries to act tough and you can smack that attitude down or actually praise her. There’s a scene where she fucks up a basic training, and you can either push her harder on the sword, or tell her she has “other talents to develop.” I picked the horny route, obviously, and the way her face changes between the first humiliating blowjob scene and the later ones where she’s half enjoying it, half pretending she hates you, hits that filthy mentor/student kink too well. If you go the rough path, she slowly shifts from “don’t touch me” to “you’re going to make me do it anyway, aren’t you?” and it’s honestly fucked up… in a good porn way.

The game kind of lies to you a bit. It talks big about restoring the fortress, but I kept forgetting about all that “building it back” stuff, because the real candy is in the one-on-one events. You’ll open some new feature and think it’s going to be about upgrades or monsters, and it’s just another way to put her on her knees. The roleplay side leans hard into her being famous and still completely at your mercy. There’s something very dirty about having this strong, canon badass begging not to be used like a toy, while her stats tell you she’s already halfway to full-on slut mode. At some point the numbers stop mattering and you’re basically testing how far you can drag her before she just breaks and starts asking for more.

It is not a “clean” game. The pacing is all over the place. You’ll have a long stretch of clicking through simple training and suddenly you’re neck deep in anal “lessons” with barely any warning. Some outfits clip weird, a few transitions feel like someone skipped three scenes in the script, and there’s a menu button that annoyed me every single time I hit it by accident and I still never got used to where it is. But that messy vibe lowkey fits what it’s doing. It feels like a horny fever dream where every path, no matter how noble you pretend to be, eventually tries to tempt you into turning Ciri into your personal whore, and the game just sits there, smirking, waiting to see what you click next.

The universe of heroes and villains stretches well beyond the clashes on urban streets - a labyrinth of secrets, treachery, and cunning manipulation. Get ready to plunge into the heart of this secretive and ruthless arena! Gear up for an intense first meeting - make it through, and you’ll gain entry to the deepest layers of the heroic underworld, exposing every twisted and dirty secret lurking beneath the surface.

It’s not merely about spectacular abilities or dramatic fights. Beneath the costumes are tangled stories of betrayal and raw passion. In this realm, friendships are fragile and enemies often wear familiar faces. You’ll face a mix of heated passions and cold-hearted moves as you push deeper.

The opening trial demands more than clever answers; it requires boldness and a taste for risk. Pass, and you’ll join a clandestine world where indulgence meets intrigue. Within these walls, intimacy is a gamble and loyalty is always tested.

Can you handle the truth that lies beneath the heroic veneer? Start playing and discover the intoxicating blend of power, passion, and peril waiting for you. Unveil the shadows behind the capes and embrace a world dripping with secrets and seduction.

Pussymon: Episode 13 feels like the horny cousin of an old browser RPG that someone refuses to kill, and honestly that’s why I keep poking at it even while I’m swearing at the screen. You get tossed into this whole “Brutemon invasion” mess, which sounds serious, but half the time you’re running around clicking through goofy dialogue and trying to remember which bush hides the monster girl that wants to ride you instead of eat you. The tone is all over the place in a good way: one moment you’re laughing at some dumb joke about elemental types, next moment you’re balls-deep in a slime girl animation that looks like it was drawn by a guy with one hand on the mouse and the other under the table. And yeah, I mean that as a compliment. When the animations actually trigger correctly and don’t softlock after the climax frame, it’s pretty damn hot, even with the janky loops. There’s this one new Pussymon in the invasion areas that has this “I’m going to murder you” face during sex, but the voice line is all sweet and horny and it just clashes, I kept replaying that scene just because my brain refused to understand what emotion I’m supposed to feel. Horny, confused, yes.

The adventur part still feels like someone glued a hentai gallery on top of an old RPG Maker project, then started adding systems until the duct tape squeaks. You got quests that tell you to go to area 4, but the actual exit sends you to some other new map, and then you run into the boss way too early because you clicked wrong while half hard. Element stuff is just kind of missing right now, like you can feel there was a whole “fire beats grass, grass beats water” thing, but it’s been ripped out, so battles are basically “spam the same move and hope the numbers go your way.” I kept opening the cheat menu like a degenerate just to skip grind fights and get back to poking the new girls. The cheat codes work fine, at least, which is funny because some basic text boxes still bug out and stack over each other, so you’re reading dialog like “Brutemon invaYES! GIVE ME YOUR CUMsion is getting worse.” That actually happened in Chrome, then I tried Firefox and it got better during fights but worse in the map transitions. Of course. And there’s this tiny stupid thing that drove me crazy: one of the new areas has a background rock that looks exactly like an interactable chest, but nothing ever happens with it, I spent way too long humping that rock, pressing every key, and nope, just scenery. It’s probably never changing and it pisses me off more than the bugs. Still, when you finally corner a new monster girl, wear her down in battle, then hit that capture moment and unlock a fresh sex scene with some silly humor in the dialog like “I’m invading you instead,” it scratches that weird horny-collector itch. It’s messy, unbalanced, sometimes straight-up broken, but it’s also the kind of filthy little world you keep returning to “just to check the new update” and then suddenly you’re watching the same looped animation five times in a row because yeah alright, that angle works.

Prepare yourself for a wild expansion featuring 8 new Pussymons that inject raw desire and thrill into your adventure. These new Pussymons aren’t just eye candy – they’re designed to push boundaries and fuel your cravings.

Experience 26 fresh animations that capture every sultry touch and heated exchange in vivid, unfiltered glory.

Unlock 3 tantalizing side-quests that weave darker, dirtier stories alongside your main journey.

New interaction options with Lizardish, Lepllanny, Claire, and Emily let you explore their personalities and bodies like never before.

More than 250 new dialog options fill the game with spicy banter and provocative storytelling.

Venture through 8 new maps where every corner hides a secret craving waiting to be satisfied.

Take on 10 additional quests designed to test your cunning, courage, and carnal desires.

Every addition here is crafted to deepen your immersion in this raunchy RPG, turning every moment into an unforgettable escapade.

Embrace the wild ride these updates offer, where big tits, nude furry action, and unrelenting adventure collide in one explosive episode.