This Metroid parody throws all that space bounty hunter dignity right out the airlock. Samus gets herself captured and tied up, which honestly feels like terrible tactical planning for someone who usually blows up entire planets. But hey, that's where the fun starts because now she's completely at your mercy in this interactive playground of debauchery.

The soundtrack? Pretty basic electronic stuff that tries to sound futuristic but mostly just loops in the background while you're busy exploring all the different ways to mess with our helpless heroine. Speaking of exploring, there's actually a decent variety of toys and tools at your disposal - vibrators, tentacles, the works. You can strip her down piece by piece or keep some of that iconic orange suit on if that's your thing. The customization options are surprisingly thorough, letting you decide whether you want her shaved or natural, and there's even a pissing mechanic that's... well, it exists. Some people are into that water sports action, though the animation quality is pretty rough around the edges. The whole thing feels like it was made by someone who had big ideas but maybe not the biggest budget to execute them properly.

What really gets me is how they managed to make Samus look both vulnerable and still recognizably badass even while she's completely helpless. The facial expressions change based on what you're doing to her, which adds some nice reactive elements to the experience. You can work your way up from gentle teasing to full-on hardcore penetration, and everything culminates in some pretty explosive creampie scenes that'll definitely satisfy if you're into that finishing move. The physics on her chest bounce around more than they probably should, but honestly that just adds to the whole over-the-top hentai vibe they're going for here.

This thing feels like someone ripped a dirty fantasy straight out of a horny Discord RP room and forgot to add the “are you sure?” button. You just get dropped in front of Kasumi, all pretty face and soft body, tied up like some festival prize, standing there in public with ropes hugging her curves. She can’t move, can’t run, can’t even pull her skirt back down, just breathing hard and blushing while people would totally be walking by if this was real life. It’s fucked up, yeah, but that’s the point. You poke at her like a creep and the game kinda smiles back at you and says, “go on, she’s not going anywhere.” As someone who spends way too much time on Yandere-type RPs on Telegram, it lowkey feels like you’re finally getting that obedient captive you keep writing, only this one is quiet and actually does what you want.

The fun part hits fast: you start messing with her clothes, and suddenly it’s not “a girl” anymore, it’s your girl. You keep switching outfits, pulling her panties aside, stripping her layer by layer while she’s literally chained there, cheeks getting redder while her ass is just begging for trouble. You can put her in something that would get you banned from Twitch in two seconds, then tear it off again just because. I spent way too long just flipping between a “public street” feeling in my head and full-on shame fantasy, touching her with fingers where you really shouldn’t in public, sliding between legs, pushing a finger inside her ass and watching how her whole body reacts. There’s this stupidly satisfying moment when you have her bent just right, hands tied, ropes digging into skin, and you’re fingering her so rough that she starts shaking and you know you’re the only reason she’s falling apart like that. I like when she looks humiliated and turned on at the same time, that mix of “don’t” and “please more” without any words. It’s a bit annoying how sometimes the reaction feels the same even when you change position, like you’re doing something nastier but she reacts like it’s the first touch, but then you keep going and she ends up cumming all over herself anyway and suddenly you forget you were annoyed.

Feels a bit like playing with a live hentai figurine, honestly. You move her, spread her, chain her, undress her, tease her pussy with slow strokes, then push harder until she can’t keep her legs steady. At some point I had her standing there in nothing, rope marks on her skin, fingers working inside her while I imagined there are people passing by pretending they don’t see, and that was way more hot than I want to admit. The interactive stuff is simple, but that’s kinda why it works: you’re not thinking about stats or choices or some deep moral drama, just “how can I make this slutty Kasumi look even more ruined in front of everyone.” It’s the kind of thing you open in one tab while Twitter is in the other, and you keep telling yourself “one more orgasm” like you’re not the crazy one here. She never talks, never fights back, never pulls her clothes up or tries to hide her tits, which in real life would be disturbing as hell, but for a game like this it scratches that possessive, yandere brainworm so well it’s actually a bit scary. I do wish there was one tiny thing like a quick glare from her or a little show of resistance before she melts, but I already know they will never add that, and I’m still here making her cum in the street again like it’s nothing.

Subway Pervert: Touch and Rape looks trashy at first glance and somehow still manages to feel like a weird little art project about how gross people can be when nobody is watching. You are basically the handsy creep in a packed train, no moral redemption, no “secret love” excuse, just raw predatory energy. The whole thing orbits around abusing girls who never asked for it, and the game does not pretend otherwise, which I actually respect in a strange way. There is no fake romance coating here. It’s just molestation turning into full *** with some game logic on top. The main “jewel” for obvious reasons is Orihime. Her body is exactly how every horny Bleach fanboy remembers her: soft, way too stacked for a school uniform, with that kind of dumb-cute expression that makes everything feel even more wrong when you start groping her. Seeing a known character in this shitty fluorescent subway light hits different, it’s like fanart that escaped Pixiv and went feral. You prod her chest, her thighs, her pussy over panties, and the whole tension is between shame on her face and the game pushing you to go further. No pretending it’s consensual. It’s not. That’s the fetish here.

The design is ugly-beautiful in a way. It’s not polished hentai art with perfect lines and soulless smooth shading. It looks more like some horny artist chain-smoked in front of Clip Studio and said “good enough” after every panel. Bodies are a bit exaggerated, boobs look heavy instead of floaty, nipples sit in ways that feel almost too specific. I like that. The schoolgirls have that stiff, pressed uniform vibe that already feels like a fetish you could smell. The idol is basically walking fanservice with her smug vibe collapsing once the hands start sliding under her clothes. The milf’s curves are the most grounded, like the artist actually looked at a real woman at least once in his life. What annoyed me is the tiny text shit. Everything is in Japanese, and while I don’t mind, the font is just annoying. On my phone on Chrome it felt like squinting at a hentai magazine someone left under the bed for ten years. You can copy it and throw it into DeepL or Google Translate, it works, but it kills the flow when your other hand is busy, you know? The game uses this little “choice” thing where you pick what to touch or how aggressive you go, and if you pick right, her resistance shifts into shameful arousal. If you mess it up, it kind of stalls and feels like poking a mannequin. There is an actual tiny rhythm to it, like reading a dirty visual novel and playing a puzzle at the same time, only the puzzle is “how far can I push this girl until she stops resisting.” When the scene finally snaps and she’s on the floor, panties off, getting used by multiple guys, it’s brutal and cartoonish at once. Some people will call it too much. For me that extremity is exactly the point. I even wish the artist went a little nastier with the expressions, more broken eye focus, more smeared makeup, more tears mixed with drool on those facials, but also I kind of like the slightly restrained style because it keeps the characters pretty even when everything horrible is happening to them. It’s not a nice game. It’s not trying to be. Visually and thematically it just crawls into your brain, sits in that part labeled “Orihime has huge tits and maybe I’m a bad person,” and refuses to leave.

This thing is pure horny cartoon chaos, in the best and worst way at same time. You open it, and boom, Jessica is already there like she owns your screen, tits basically defying gravity, dress painted on her body so tight you can almost hear the zipper crying. She gives you that lazy, “I know you’re gonna be a slut for me” look, and yeah, she’s right. The whole vibe is like someone mashed up old-school ToonTown with a Pornhub search for “redhead with ridiculous boobs” and then said, “yeah, let’s make her fuck a rabbit, why not.” There is no romance here, baby, it’s just cartoon meat show. One second she’s posing like a pin-up queen, the next you’re dragging that shiny dress off piece by piece, and it feels kinda wrong but also very, very correct. I loved how the game lets you linger on her body as long as you want, but also I hated it, because I kept clicking the same spot by accident on my phone and it kept skipping ahead. Still clicked again though. Obviously.

Once she’s naked, the whole tone shifts from “ha-ha fun parody” to “oh damn, this is actual hardcore porn but with a rabbit.” Roger looks like he has no idea how he got this lucky, like he tripped and fell straight into OnlyFans. The first actual action moment that made me laugh out loud: Jessica dropping down in front of him, grabbing those bunny hips, and just stuffing that long white cartoon cock straight into her throat like she’s clocking in for work. No build up, no romance, just *schlurp*. The deepthroat animation goes wild, her throat bulging, mascara vibes, spit all over, and she keeps eye contact with you, not him, which is such a little dirty detail. She’s not swallowing for Roger, she’s swallowing for the viewer, full pornstar energy. The cumshot is rude in a fun way, too, like the game is winking at you: you think it’s gonna be a little drip, then suddenly her whole face is glazed like a Krispy Kreme. I was half cheering, half thinking, okay girl, you need a towel and a tetanus shot.

And then the riding starts and things get a little unhinged. She climbs on that rabbit and the camera practically worships her ass, big and bouncy like it’s got its own physics engine, even though this whole thing is super simple. She switches from grinding on his cock nice and slow to just pounding herself down like she’s trying to break the poor animal in half. Pussy, ass, everything on the menu, no shy angles, you get full views of penetration that look dirty and goofy at the same time, because hello, that is still a rabbit. There’s this one moment where you can see his dumb happy face in the corner while she’s bouncing away like a rodeo queen, and I actually had to pause, open Twitter, and type “I am watching a rabbit wreck Jessica Rabbit’s holes and I’m okay with this.” I wasn’t, but that’s between me and my browser history. The game is short, trashy, and kinda janky in spots, but honestly that just makes it feel more like some cursed Newgrounds relic you’d find hidden in an old folder labeled “homework.” It’s wrong. It’s hot. It’s stupid. I replayed the facial twice.

Episode 30 feels like opening a dirty little window in your browser and suddenly the air smells like wet fur, cheap perfume and bad ideas. You click, it loads, and right away you’re dragged again into this weird half-cute half-filthy world where every “monster” is basically a walking fetish in bright colors. It pretends to be all about quests and maps and story, but we both know why you’re actually here. One second you are reading some silly line about exploring a new area, next second your pants are at your knees and you’re watching a slime girl get railed from three angles like it’s the most normal thing in the world. The game has that cheap-porn energy, like a bootleg Pokémon game made by a guy who watched too much hentai and never touched grass, and I honestly kind of love it for that. It’s horny, shameless, sometimes dumb as hell, and then suddenly there’s a line of dialogue that hits you like “oh wow, he actually tried here.”

The new Pussymon in this episode are exactly that kind of sweet trash. You meet one in the middle of a quest that sounds serious at first, something about a new area and a boss, but by the end of the fight you’re not thinking of stats, only how fast you can see her bend over. The animations look better than earlier episodes, the hips move smoother, the tongues actually feel like they’re licking something, not just sliding in air. At the same time, some scenes repeat a bit too much and you notice the loop, but your hand still doesn’t stop. There’s this boss Pussymon that pretends to be dangerous, roaring and glowing, and ten seconds later she’s moaning with her legs wide open while you click like a maniac. I liked the small joke where one character “forgets” to wear clothes in a serious story bit, and nobody in the team reacts like it’s strange at all. Just another naked monster girl talking about destiny. I wish there were more choices that actually changed scenes, but whatever, I still ended up abusing the cheat thing and skipping half the grind, then going back because I missed some dirty angle. My Chrome almost froze when I had too many tabs open with wikis and hentai sites and this thing running, and I got annoyed by a tiny typo in one line that nobody else will ever care about, but I kept playing anyway. You wander a bit, click some fights, laugh at the stupid humor, catch another wet little beast and make her scream your name with that looping sound that gets stuck in your head like a cursed song. By the time the episode ends, it feels short and long at same time, like a quick jerk that accidentally turned into a full night of “just one more scene” while furry knockoff mons keep begging you to fill them again and again.

You ever start a game thinking it’s just another parody and then suddenly you’re watching Delia Ketchum bend over a lab table like she’s about to teach anatomy class the hard way? Yeah, that’s this one. It starts all innocent - Pallet Town, sunshine, that “I overslept again” energy - and then, bam, you’re in Professor Oak’s lab snooping through his stuff and learning he’s been researching... let’s just say “human-pokemon compatibility” in a way no academic journal would publish. The tone flips faster than a Tinder match gone wrong. One second you’re pretending to care about rare species, next second you’re covered in way more than curiosity.

Delia, though - holy hell. They made her look like the definition of “MILF who knows exactly what she’s doing.” She’s got that soft mom energy but says things that would make even Team Rocket blush. The scenes with her feel weirdly personal, like the game’s reading your dirty thoughts out loud. There’s a part where she leans in too close, her voice dripping honey and sin, and you just *know* this isn’t about Pokémon anymore. The writing’s cheeky as hell, half jokes, half filthy confessions, and somehow it works. You’ll laugh, you’ll groan, you’ll maybe question your childhood a little.

The pacing’s messy in that good kind of way - it doesn’t care about logic, just about pushing you deeper into its horny fever dream. You might roll your eyes at the story, but then the next scene hits and suddenly you’re invested in seeing how far the “research” goes. Controls? Who even cares, you’ll figure ‘em out with one hand anyway. It’s trashy, it’s fun, and it’s got that nostalgic kick twisted into something you definitely can’t talk about in polite company. Kind of like if Pokémon grew up, got divorced, and started posting thirst traps at 2 a.m. on Twitter.

This thing is like somebody mashed up a horny Pokémon convention, a cheap RPG maker project, and a bad joke from a Discord server, then somehow it actually… works. You wake up in this anime-ass geek convention where every “monster” you fight is actually a girl in cosplay, and half the gameplay is basically you trying to get them undressed without getting your ass kicked in turn-based combat. It’s all classic RPG structure, but instead of grinding slimes, you’re chasing a Jolteon girl in a maid outfit who stuns you by shaking her tits at you. The whole loop is simple: walk around the con map, poke suspicious stuff like tall grass and weird corners, trigger encounters, win the fight, fill your little sticker collection and Cosplayer Compendium with more “reward” images and tear states. It sounds boring when I say it like that, but when you actually sit there trying to min-max your skills just to see the next torn costume version of Gardevoir maid, suddenly it feels like Excel with boobs. Which is kind of my dream job, to be honest, but also not at all.

What hits me most is how it leans into parody without getting pretentious. This is not high art, it knows it, and that’s why it’s funny. The jokes are very “Newgrounds 2012” energy: characters talking shit, dumb puns, meta comments when you lose. At one point I picked the wrong dialog option on a date with Ivy in the cafe, and instead of the usual “bad end”, she just drags you into this awkward, horny small talk that feels exactly like a failed Tinder meetup, except she’s in costume and you’re basically trying to unlock her beach CG. The Maid Cafe is the real star though. It’s like a data dashboard of fetishes: you walk in, and your brain starts building mental pie charts of “cat ears”, “thigh-highs”, “bare shoulders with the fabric barely holding”. Half of the cast is parody of Pokémon girls and Eeveelution cosplayers, and the other half is “what if a normal con girl just went way too hard on the roleplay and now you have to fight her bra off”. Battle mechanics are basic but they sneak in some neat little choices. There’s this moment where you see a shiny-like encounter in the tall grass, and you’re sitting there rubbing the mouse over it like some degenerate, hoping it triggers a rare girl instead of the same basic cosplayer with one less button done up. When it works you feel like a genius. When it fails you just feel like a guy rubbing a virtual bush for hentai.

I like how horny it is without trying to be classy. Clothes rip in stages during battles, you see the same pose evolve from “fully dressed and mad at you” to “tits out, mascara slightly smudged, still talking trash”. The gallery in the Compendium shows you every combat pose and every tear level once you’ve earned them, which scratches the completionist itch way too hard. It actually made me replay some areas just to fill in missing girls on the map, like I was doing some wholesome Pokédex run, except instead of “seen / caught” it’s “seen / stripped”. At the same time, the pacing can be a bit of a mess. Sometimes you walk around forever with nothing happening, then suddenly three lewd encounters and a date event fire one after another, like the RNG is drunk. I ended up alt-tabbing between this and checking charts in Google Sheets, which is pretty funny, since my brain kept trying to calculate “cosplayer per room” density like I was modeling user retention. Also, I have to complain about one stupid tiny thing: the way some dialog lines scroll and then stop half a pixel off-center makes my eye twitch every time. Completely ruined my immersion in the important scientific activity of chasing half-naked Gardevoir maid around a cafe. Still went back for her anyway. Obviously.

Jessica Rabbit is waiting for you in this hot sex sport where you can explore your darkest urges. She’s a curvy vixen with big tits that beg to be touched and teased.

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The controls keep you right in the heat of the moment - just shake your mouse up and down to fill the progress bar and push the pleasure meter higher. It’s a simple mechanic but incredibly addictive, pulling you further into the erotic frenzy every time you play.

Jessica Rabbit’s world is full of juicy cumshots, dripping wet pussy, and tight assholes ready to be stretched and filled. Her fiery red hair cascades over her big tits as she begs for more, making you feel like the star of your own dirty cartoon.

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Naruto using Sexy no Jutsu as an actual “ultimate skill” instead of joke, that already sold me. Here he goes full pervert mode and it’s not censored or shy at all. The game just throws you into this weird horny logic where beating Itachi is not about power levels or Sharingan or some deep ninja thing, it’s literally “ok, I’ll turn into a blonde bomb with stupidly big tits and make you cum until you lose.” And it kind of works way too well. One second you see Naruto, next second there is Naruko with big boobs bouncing, tight waist, juicy wet pussy on display like she never heard about clothes. Nothing serious, no heavy story, just enough Naruto Shippuden flavor so your brain says “yeah ok this is Itachi” while your dick is going “shut up and click faster”.

I played it on my phone in Chrome first, which was actually a mistake because my fat thumb kept missing the timing on the bar and I was cursing in two languages. On PC in Firefox it feels smoother, still janky here and there, but the jank is part of the charm. Simple click rhythm, little timing bits where you try to hit the sweet spot to make Naruko moan louder and push Itachi closer to blowing his load. There’s that moment when you finally catch the rhythm, her face does that half-lost, half-naughty expression and the tits just keep shaking with every thrust, and even though it’s just a small flash game it hits harder than some big “serious” porn games I tried on Nutaku and Fakku. But yeah, sometimes the sound loop bugs a bit and you get this weird tiny audio click that annoyed me for no reason, and I kept waiting for an options menu that never exists.

Sex content is very straight to the point. You get pussy in your face, close-ups of penetration, Itachi’s cock stretching Naruko’s tight hole, cumshot all inside her, thick white creampie pumping out like he’s been saving it since the Chunin exams or something. No slow romance, no big choice tree, just pure “fuck fight” vibe where every thrust is also a punch to his HP bar. I actually laughed because Itachi here is completely weak to boobs, like Sharingan just switches off the moment those big tits come out. The best part is when you manage to time the final strokes, everything speeds up, Naruko’s body shaking, her pussy wrapped around him, then boom, cum exploding into her and filling her up while she’s moaning like crazy. I kinda wished there was one more position, maybe doggy to see that ass working, but at the same time, the single main scene feels focused in a good way. Play it when you just want to watch Naruto totally “defeat” Itachi by riding his cock into submission and don’t care about moral or logic at all.