Quickie: Professor Belmont (Public)
Crossing paths with the provocative Professor Belmont, this Quickie episode throws you right into a sizzling encounter that’s impossible to ignore. The clock’s ticking and every choice counts - seduce the alluring professor quickly before opportunity fades.
Oppai Games brings you Quickie, a collection of short yet deeply engaging visual novels bursting with stunning anime-style eroticism. Instead of slow-burn tales, these games offer rapid-fire romance arcs where you escalate relationships swiftly and satisfyingly.
Not everyone has hours to spare, and Quickie answers that by packing intense, erotic storytelling into bite-sized chunks.
Every frame bursts with vibrant, seductive anime art, designed to pull you deeper into the fantasy. With dialogue choices woven throughout, your words become weapons of seduction as you navigate each interaction.
Don’t let language stop you; Quickie speaks your tongue with support for seven different languages, widening its reach.
Whether it’s a rebellious student or a strict professor you want to seduce, this Quickie episode ramps up the tension and the thrills.
Jump into Quickie and test your charm on Professor Belmont – speed and skill will be your allies in this erotic challenge.
Oppai Games brings you Quickie, a collection of short yet deeply engaging visual novels bursting with stunning anime-style eroticism. Instead of slow-burn tales, these games offer rapid-fire romance arcs where you escalate relationships swiftly and satisfyingly.
Not everyone has hours to spare, and Quickie answers that by packing intense, erotic storytelling into bite-sized chunks.
Every frame bursts with vibrant, seductive anime art, designed to pull you deeper into the fantasy. With dialogue choices woven throughout, your words become weapons of seduction as you navigate each interaction.
Don’t let language stop you; Quickie speaks your tongue with support for seven different languages, widening its reach.
Whether it’s a rebellious student or a strict professor you want to seduce, this Quickie episode ramps up the tension and the thrills.
Jump into Quickie and test your charm on Professor Belmont – speed and skill will be your allies in this erotic challenge.
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👁 66.3K
💬 2
★★★☆☆
League of Futa
Riven here is exactly the kind of horny disaster you see at a con hotel lobby at 1 in the afternoon already half out of costume. The game just throws you right in with her and her extra equipment, no slow build, no fake romance, just “yeah, she has a fat cock and everyone is gonna deal with it.” It actually feels like one of those scuffed fan animations you watch on Newgrounds at school computer lab with the volume off, hoping teacher doesn’t walk behind you. Everything is click based, super simple, but that kind of works, because you’re not here to practice e‑sports, you’re here to watch a very smug blonde problem-child from League get used and do some using of her own. The first time her dick twitches and that little animated loop starts, I literally said “ok, that’s cute” out loud. Then two clicks later it’s not cute anymore, it’s just filthy.
The vibe is very commission-core. You can almost feel the client note like “make sure we really see the cum” burned into every animation. There’s a tiny awkwardness in how it moves that actually makes it hotter for me, like those old Flash loops people would trade on USB sticks at cons. Blowjob scene hits pretty quick, and it’s not some artsy fade to white, you see her throat work, you see spit, you see her enjoying her own power way too much. Then suddenly there’s more bodies in the frame and you realize ok, we are not in solo territory, this is proper pile of horny idiots. The threesome bits are where it gets fun, because you get those angles where her cock is buried in someone, her own mouth is busy on another, and the animation just focuses on hips and balls and messy fluids. Sometimes it loops a hair too long and you start noticing tiny flaws, a weird hand, a face that twitches wrong, but then the cumshot hits and the whole screen feels like it was waiting for that moment anyway, so you forgive everything in one second. I wish there was better sound, or any sound that doesn’t feel like a broken panel at a small town anime fest, but the silence almost feels like you’re sneaking porn on your phone behind the cosplay repair table, so it made me laugh.
Gallery on space bar is such a “coder gave up on UI” move that I kinda respect it. It’s like: ok, you saw the ride once, now pick your favorite loops and just go to town. I kept going back to the angle where Riven is getting railed and still stroking her own cock, precum drooling while her partner milks the last shot out of her. Cum flies in stupid arcs, there’s no physics, it looks like someone squeezed a mayonnaise bottle, and it still hits. If you’re the type who always stops at futa Riven art on Twitter instead of scrolling, this feels like that art finally grew legs and started moving. I do wish there was more build up, some teasing, maybe a bit of rude banter, because in my head she’s a trash-talking top who accidentally gets turned into a moaning mess, and here we jump straight into the messy part. But then again, I said that and still kept clicking like a trained animal. You know exactly what corner of your brain this tickles. And if you ever walked through a con hall and thought “if that Riven cosplayer had a cock, I’d let her ruin my weekend,” yeah, this is pretty much that fantasy pressed into a little horny Flash time capsule.
The vibe is very commission-core. You can almost feel the client note like “make sure we really see the cum” burned into every animation. There’s a tiny awkwardness in how it moves that actually makes it hotter for me, like those old Flash loops people would trade on USB sticks at cons. Blowjob scene hits pretty quick, and it’s not some artsy fade to white, you see her throat work, you see spit, you see her enjoying her own power way too much. Then suddenly there’s more bodies in the frame and you realize ok, we are not in solo territory, this is proper pile of horny idiots. The threesome bits are where it gets fun, because you get those angles where her cock is buried in someone, her own mouth is busy on another, and the animation just focuses on hips and balls and messy fluids. Sometimes it loops a hair too long and you start noticing tiny flaws, a weird hand, a face that twitches wrong, but then the cumshot hits and the whole screen feels like it was waiting for that moment anyway, so you forgive everything in one second. I wish there was better sound, or any sound that doesn’t feel like a broken panel at a small town anime fest, but the silence almost feels like you’re sneaking porn on your phone behind the cosplay repair table, so it made me laugh.
Gallery on space bar is such a “coder gave up on UI” move that I kinda respect it. It’s like: ok, you saw the ride once, now pick your favorite loops and just go to town. I kept going back to the angle where Riven is getting railed and still stroking her own cock, precum drooling while her partner milks the last shot out of her. Cum flies in stupid arcs, there’s no physics, it looks like someone squeezed a mayonnaise bottle, and it still hits. If you’re the type who always stops at futa Riven art on Twitter instead of scrolling, this feels like that art finally grew legs and started moving. I do wish there was more build up, some teasing, maybe a bit of rude banter, because in my head she’s a trash-talking top who accidentally gets turned into a moaning mess, and here we jump straight into the messy part. But then again, I said that and still kept clicking like a trained animal. You know exactly what corner of your brain this tickles. And if you ever walked through a con hall and thought “if that Riven cosplayer had a cock, I’d let her ruin my weekend,” yeah, this is pretty much that fantasy pressed into a little horny Flash time capsule.
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👁 93.6K
★★★★☆
In Couch with Jessica
Jessica Rabbit is waiting for you in this hot sex sport where you can explore your darkest urges. She’s a curvy vixen with big tits that beg to be touched and teased.
There’s nothing holding you back from pounding Jessica Rabbit with raw passion, feeling every inch of her tight body with reckless abandon. Her mouth is just as eager to please - she offers mind-blowing blowjobs that will leave you trembling and begging for more. And if you crave variety, she’s ready to give you a titfuck that will have you cumming faster than you imagined.
But it doesn’t stop there. If you want to turn things up a notch, call in your buddy and dive into a filthy threesome with Jessica Rabbit. She loves the extra attention and the chaos of having two men worshiping her curves, taking turns driving her insane.
The controls keep you right in the heat of the moment - just shake your mouse up and down to fill the progress bar and push the pleasure meter higher. It’s a simple mechanic but incredibly addictive, pulling you further into the erotic frenzy every time you play.
Jessica Rabbit’s world is full of juicy cumshots, dripping wet pussy, and tight assholes ready to be stretched and filled. Her fiery red hair cascades over her big tits as she begs for more, making you feel like the star of your own dirty cartoon.
Don’t hold back - dive into this explicit adventure where Jessica Rabbit is yours to command, tease, and fuck endlessly. Feel the rush, taste the thrill, and lose yourself in a world where pleasure rules and boundaries don’t exist.
Are you ready to make Jessica scream your name and beg for more? The power is in your hands - grab the mouse, start shaking, and let the wild ride begin.
There’s nothing holding you back from pounding Jessica Rabbit with raw passion, feeling every inch of her tight body with reckless abandon. Her mouth is just as eager to please - she offers mind-blowing blowjobs that will leave you trembling and begging for more. And if you crave variety, she’s ready to give you a titfuck that will have you cumming faster than you imagined.
But it doesn’t stop there. If you want to turn things up a notch, call in your buddy and dive into a filthy threesome with Jessica Rabbit. She loves the extra attention and the chaos of having two men worshiping her curves, taking turns driving her insane.
The controls keep you right in the heat of the moment - just shake your mouse up and down to fill the progress bar and push the pleasure meter higher. It’s a simple mechanic but incredibly addictive, pulling you further into the erotic frenzy every time you play.
Jessica Rabbit’s world is full of juicy cumshots, dripping wet pussy, and tight assholes ready to be stretched and filled. Her fiery red hair cascades over her big tits as she begs for more, making you feel like the star of your own dirty cartoon.
Don’t hold back - dive into this explicit adventure where Jessica Rabbit is yours to command, tease, and fuck endlessly. Feel the rush, taste the thrill, and lose yourself in a world where pleasure rules and boundaries don’t exist.
Are you ready to make Jessica scream your name and beg for more? The power is in your hands - grab the mouse, start shaking, and let the wild ride begin.
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👁 39K
★★★☆☆
Aeon’s Echo
Collect prizes and items in the mail with each battle won, as they will help you evolve your educated fighters. The longer you evolve your lovely warriors, the more their corporal appearance switches. And with "switches", we suggest "that they become supah exposing, taunting you endlessly". And, if you can not escape from this headspace these hot hot visuals have pushed one into, the game does include a useful "auto" mode which can perform the top moves, and that means it's possible to keep concentrating on your most recent win - or, you knowthat anything is holding your focus.
Play with the #1 finest sex game on earth. Exactly why wait around? It really is free-for-all!
Play with the #1 finest sex game on earth. Exactly why wait around? It really is free-for-all!
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👁 69.2K
★★★★★
Gwen Show
It’s a weird kind of wrong that feels almost too confident about itself. The game just throws you right into this hotel-room-styled tension between Ben and Gwen, like there’s no excuse, no build-up, just quiet breathing and the kind of slow curiosity that only gets worse the more you watch. The control scheme is barely there - you think you’re just clicking around to peek, but then you’re moving hands and lips like you’re trying to pass off an accident as an experiment. The pacing makes it feel like time stretches sideways. There’s that one moment where Gwen turns, half-asleep, and it’s not clear if she knows what’s happening, and you catch yourself leaning closer like a total creep. God help me, I think that’s intentional.
Half the time the audio feels too loud, but maybe that’s the point - it’s not polished, like it’s meant to break the “cartoon world” with uncomfortable realism. The blowjob scene looks like it was stitched together by someone who didn’t care about pretty, just raw motion, the way her throat tightens around him while he mutters things that sound more like apologies than dirty talk. And then when you switch to doggystyle, yeah it’s cliché, but the way the lighting flickers - it’s distracting as hell and, weirdly, kind of hypnotic. The game’s rhythm keeps screwing with you: it slows down on the heavy stuff like missionary creampie and then speeds up when you least expect, like the code itself is embarrassed about what it’s showing. I got annoyed at that. Then again, maybe that’s why I didn’t stop.
You can tell whoever made this knew exactly what nostalgia they were playing with, too. There’s this sick mix of childhood memory and adult hunger that no one wants to admit enjoying. Kind of like watching something too close to a secret. The handjob bit feels almost shy, then the facial lands out of nowhere, breaking the build-up in the most abrupt, stupidly real way. I hate that it worked. I hate that my mouse hand twitched even after the final loop restarted. If that’s not the most human reaction, I don’t know what is.
Half the time the audio feels too loud, but maybe that’s the point - it’s not polished, like it’s meant to break the “cartoon world” with uncomfortable realism. The blowjob scene looks like it was stitched together by someone who didn’t care about pretty, just raw motion, the way her throat tightens around him while he mutters things that sound more like apologies than dirty talk. And then when you switch to doggystyle, yeah it’s cliché, but the way the lighting flickers - it’s distracting as hell and, weirdly, kind of hypnotic. The game’s rhythm keeps screwing with you: it slows down on the heavy stuff like missionary creampie and then speeds up when you least expect, like the code itself is embarrassed about what it’s showing. I got annoyed at that. Then again, maybe that’s why I didn’t stop.
You can tell whoever made this knew exactly what nostalgia they were playing with, too. There’s this sick mix of childhood memory and adult hunger that no one wants to admit enjoying. Kind of like watching something too close to a secret. The handjob bit feels almost shy, then the facial lands out of nowhere, breaking the build-up in the most abrupt, stupidly real way. I hate that it worked. I hate that my mouse hand twitched even after the final loop restarted. If that’s not the most human reaction, I don’t know what is.
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👁 3.4M
💬 57
★★★☆☆
Meet your private AI girlfriend: chat now (18+)
GoLove: Find your secret AI girlfriend: immediate, no-limits 1-on-1 chats with dozens of AI personalities. Match, message, and start secret conversations that include private images, audio messages and NSFW extras - anonymous and for adults 18+.
Millions are already here, browse 200+ AI models and 350+ AI girls, and transform casual chats into an intimate AI romance - try it free; upgrade for unlimited images, videos and premium features.
Millions are already here, browse 200+ AI models and 350+ AI girls, and transform casual chats into an intimate AI romance - try it free; upgrade for unlimited images, videos and premium features.
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👁 68.9K
★★★★★
Hatsune Miku interactive sex
That famous Vocaloid sensation, Hatsune Miku isn’t just here to sing this time. This isn’t your usual concert - instead, she’s jumping straight into a raunchy hentai parody that puts you right in the middle of the action. This game drops you in a raw POV experience, letting you witness every naughty move as if it’s happening directly to you.
If you’ve ever fantasized about seeing that neon-haired anime beauty naked and straddling your throbbing shaft, tonight’s your night. Just glide your mouse vertically to make Hatsune Miku ride you with wet, rhythmic strokes that tease and build pleasure. Or, if you want to sit back and enjoy, switch on the automatic ride, though it might lack the thrill of manual control where you call the shots.
Every thrust, every bounce, every slick movement is felt up close and personal. Her sensual expressions spell out pure lust while you keep the pace. When the moment hits and your body screams for release, just hit the cumshot button and watch Hatsune Miku deliver her final, explosive performance, blanketing you in creamy satisfaction.
This adult game doesn’t mess around - it’s packed with filthy Japanese hentai vibes, steamy climax scenes and all the explicit content that fans of vocaloid erotica crave. The immersive POV setup makes it feel like you’re right there in the room with her, every touch and tease hitting you hard and fast.
Whether you’re a die-hard Vocaloid fan or just hungry for some hardcore hentai XXX action, this game lets you explore your deepest fantasies with Hatsune Miku like never before. No shy singing, no holding back - just pure, raw, unfiltered naughtiness that you control with every flick of your wrist.
So if you want to feel that electric buzz of an intimate encounter with one of the biggest digital idols ever, grab your mouse and get ready to ride alongside Hatsune Miku in a wild, unforgettable fuckfest.
Hatsune Miku is waiting to show you a side of herself you’ve never seen - dripping wet, riding hard, and begging for more. Don’t hold back.
Experience the thrilling chaos of a first-person hentai romp with Hatsune Miku, where every stroke counts.
Explore the raw passion of a hentai creampie adventure starring the iconic Hatsune Miku.
If you’ve ever fantasized about seeing that neon-haired anime beauty naked and straddling your throbbing shaft, tonight’s your night. Just glide your mouse vertically to make Hatsune Miku ride you with wet, rhythmic strokes that tease and build pleasure. Or, if you want to sit back and enjoy, switch on the automatic ride, though it might lack the thrill of manual control where you call the shots.
Every thrust, every bounce, every slick movement is felt up close and personal. Her sensual expressions spell out pure lust while you keep the pace. When the moment hits and your body screams for release, just hit the cumshot button and watch Hatsune Miku deliver her final, explosive performance, blanketing you in creamy satisfaction.
This adult game doesn’t mess around - it’s packed with filthy Japanese hentai vibes, steamy climax scenes and all the explicit content that fans of vocaloid erotica crave. The immersive POV setup makes it feel like you’re right there in the room with her, every touch and tease hitting you hard and fast.
Whether you’re a die-hard Vocaloid fan or just hungry for some hardcore hentai XXX action, this game lets you explore your deepest fantasies with Hatsune Miku like never before. No shy singing, no holding back - just pure, raw, unfiltered naughtiness that you control with every flick of your wrist.
So if you want to feel that electric buzz of an intimate encounter with one of the biggest digital idols ever, grab your mouse and get ready to ride alongside Hatsune Miku in a wild, unforgettable fuckfest.
Hatsune Miku is waiting to show you a side of herself you’ve never seen - dripping wet, riding hard, and begging for more. Don’t hold back.
Experience the thrilling chaos of a first-person hentai romp with Hatsune Miku, where every stroke counts.
Explore the raw passion of a hentai creampie adventure starring the iconic Hatsune Miku.
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👁 65.3K
★★★☆☆
Peni Parker Tentacled
This one feels like someone mashed together a SpiderVerse fanfic, a drunk hentai dream and a broken porn bot, then just hit publish and went to watch Netflix. You drop in and it is already dirty, there is no slow warm up, no “plot”, just Peni Parker getting herself into trouble with stuff that obviously has too many glowing parts and way too many sticky arms. It kinda nails that “I really should not be jerking off to this, but here we go” mood right from the first click. The whole vibe is: Spider tech gone horny, tentacles doing HR violations, Peni as the unlucky “intern” who signed the wrong contract.
What stands out is how fast the game goes from “oh nice, cute robot girl” to “ah yes, you are property now, enjoy the restraints”. One second you are just clicking through her dialogue, next second she is chained up like she owes the science lab rent. The tentacles do not waste time either. There is zero romance, no pretending, they grab her, spread her, fill every angle the artist could fit on screen, and then the game just keeps zooming in on her face like it wants you to feel bad about how much you like it. The slave angle is pretty harsh, but it fits the whole “Peni is stuck inside this horny machine” thing. And yeah, the robot itself is like a horny printer with too many arms, just pumping her full of “data” while you spam click like a degenerate. There is this one moment where a robotic tentacle slides under her suit, peels it back so slow, and then another one is already inside her, and I was like, bro, chill, let her breathe. But I still kept clicking. Of course.
What actually annoyed me, and this is tiny, is the sound. There is this one wet squelch effect that repeats and it started to feel like my phone had water in the speaker. It is such a small detail, but once you notice it, you cannot unhear it and now it lives in my brain rent free. The interaction is simple click porn, nothing fancy, but it kinda works because it does not pretend to be deep. You are here to watch Peni get wrapped, pinned, filled, and used like a toy by tentacles and robotic arms that absolutely ignore her personal space. Sometimes she looks way too into it, then next scene she is back to panicked, like the game cannot decide if she is broken in or still fighting it. Weirdly that makes it hotter. Or more messed up. Or both. I lost track. The whole thing runs in browser, no bullshit, you just open it like another tab between Twitch and Pornhub and suddenly Spider tech is rearranging a tiny spider girl. Then it’s over and you close the tab and pretend you were answering emails.
What stands out is how fast the game goes from “oh nice, cute robot girl” to “ah yes, you are property now, enjoy the restraints”. One second you are just clicking through her dialogue, next second she is chained up like she owes the science lab rent. The tentacles do not waste time either. There is zero romance, no pretending, they grab her, spread her, fill every angle the artist could fit on screen, and then the game just keeps zooming in on her face like it wants you to feel bad about how much you like it. The slave angle is pretty harsh, but it fits the whole “Peni is stuck inside this horny machine” thing. And yeah, the robot itself is like a horny printer with too many arms, just pumping her full of “data” while you spam click like a degenerate. There is this one moment where a robotic tentacle slides under her suit, peels it back so slow, and then another one is already inside her, and I was like, bro, chill, let her breathe. But I still kept clicking. Of course.
What actually annoyed me, and this is tiny, is the sound. There is this one wet squelch effect that repeats and it started to feel like my phone had water in the speaker. It is such a small detail, but once you notice it, you cannot unhear it and now it lives in my brain rent free. The interaction is simple click porn, nothing fancy, but it kinda works because it does not pretend to be deep. You are here to watch Peni get wrapped, pinned, filled, and used like a toy by tentacles and robotic arms that absolutely ignore her personal space. Sometimes she looks way too into it, then next scene she is back to panicked, like the game cannot decide if she is broken in or still fighting it. Weirdly that makes it hotter. Or more messed up. Or both. I lost track. The whole thing runs in browser, no bullshit, you just open it like another tab between Twitch and Pornhub and suddenly Spider tech is rearranging a tiny spider girl. Then it’s over and you close the tab and pretend you were answering emails.
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👁 436.9K
💬 6
★★★☆☆
Online Sexy Blackjack
Engage in sizzling competition with players worldwide in this unique mature multiplayer experience. Here, the classic blackjack table transforms into a playground for seductive avatars and intense multiplayer duels.
Featuring stunning anime-style graphics and risqué uniforms, each match feels like a steamy scene from your favorite adult flash game. Customize every detail of your feminine avatar, from sultry uniforms to suggestive accessories, making sure you stand out at every virtual table.
Experience smooth, responsive gameplay that keeps you hooked as you challenge players from around the world. Victorious players receive enticing rewards that enhance their avatars and gameplay options, pushing the stakes even higher.
Don’t miss your chance to show off your blackjack prowess and seductive style in this captivating multiplayer game. This isn’t just a game; it’s an invitation to explore your fantasies and test your luck in a competitive setting.
Enter the game today and start building your legend with every seductive win.
Featuring stunning anime-style graphics and risqué uniforms, each match feels like a steamy scene from your favorite adult flash game. Customize every detail of your feminine avatar, from sultry uniforms to suggestive accessories, making sure you stand out at every virtual table.
Experience smooth, responsive gameplay that keeps you hooked as you challenge players from around the world. Victorious players receive enticing rewards that enhance their avatars and gameplay options, pushing the stakes even higher.
Don’t miss your chance to show off your blackjack prowess and seductive style in this captivating multiplayer game. This isn’t just a game; it’s an invitation to explore your fantasies and test your luck in a competitive setting.
Enter the game today and start building your legend with every seductive win.
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👁 36.8K
💬 6
★★★★☆
Samus hentai touch and fuck
This Metroid parody throws all that space bounty hunter dignity right out the airlock. Samus gets herself captured and tied up, which honestly feels like terrible tactical planning for someone who usually blows up entire planets. But hey, that's where the fun starts because now she's completely at your mercy in this interactive playground of debauchery.
The soundtrack? Pretty basic electronic stuff that tries to sound futuristic but mostly just loops in the background while you're busy exploring all the different ways to mess with our helpless heroine. Speaking of exploring, there's actually a decent variety of toys and tools at your disposal - vibrators, tentacles, the works. You can strip her down piece by piece or keep some of that iconic orange suit on if that's your thing. The customization options are surprisingly thorough, letting you decide whether you want her shaved or natural, and there's even a pissing mechanic that's... well, it exists. Some people are into that water sports action, though the animation quality is pretty rough around the edges. The whole thing feels like it was made by someone who had big ideas but maybe not the biggest budget to execute them properly.
What really gets me is how they managed to make Samus look both vulnerable and still recognizably badass even while she's completely helpless. The facial expressions change based on what you're doing to her, which adds some nice reactive elements to the experience. You can work your way up from gentle teasing to full-on hardcore penetration, and everything culminates in some pretty explosive creampie scenes that'll definitely satisfy if you're into that finishing move. The physics on her chest bounce around more than they probably should, but honestly that just adds to the whole over-the-top hentai vibe they're going for here.
The soundtrack? Pretty basic electronic stuff that tries to sound futuristic but mostly just loops in the background while you're busy exploring all the different ways to mess with our helpless heroine. Speaking of exploring, there's actually a decent variety of toys and tools at your disposal - vibrators, tentacles, the works. You can strip her down piece by piece or keep some of that iconic orange suit on if that's your thing. The customization options are surprisingly thorough, letting you decide whether you want her shaved or natural, and there's even a pissing mechanic that's... well, it exists. Some people are into that water sports action, though the animation quality is pretty rough around the edges. The whole thing feels like it was made by someone who had big ideas but maybe not the biggest budget to execute them properly.
What really gets me is how they managed to make Samus look both vulnerable and still recognizably badass even while she's completely helpless. The facial expressions change based on what you're doing to her, which adds some nice reactive elements to the experience. You can work your way up from gentle teasing to full-on hardcore penetration, and everything culminates in some pretty explosive creampie scenes that'll definitely satisfy if you're into that finishing move. The physics on her chest bounce around more than they probably should, but honestly that just adds to the whole over-the-top hentai vibe they're going for here.
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👁 1.8M
💬 26
★★★☆☆
Con-Quest! Poké-con (Version 0.095)
Con-Quest is one of those horny little browser things that looks kind of silly at first, then three minutes later you’re way too invested in whether some half-naked Pikachu cosplayer is going to stomp you or blow you a kiss. It plays like an RPG that forgot to be serious, which is good, but if you care about accessibility like I do, it also kinda forgot blind and low-vision players exist. The whole game is just walls of small bright text on bright backgrounds, no text size slider, no contrast options, no colorblind presets, nothing. I tried zooming in with Chrome and Firefox, had to keep dragging the screen around like some weird porn spreadsheet. And yeah, I know, you came here to jerk off, not to read a UI audit, but still. When Vanilla storms around the convention hunting the money thief, you get these fun, snappy lines, but if you have any reading difficulty or ADHD it turns into “click, click, where was I again.” They sped up the text speed which sounds good, until your eyes are slower than the horny dialogue and you’re chasing every line like it is Snapchat. At least the animated portraits are nice and expressive, Ivy’s smug grin is perfect when she’s basically edging you with teasing comments, but they don’t help when you can’t tell which character is speaking because the name text is tiny and there is zero voice indication.
The lewd part is funny and stupid in a good way. You’re running around this con full of cosplayers who clearly did not come for child friendly content. There’s a Meowth girl who basically flirts by bullying you, dressed in ears, tail, tight little outfit that clings like latex, and the “reward” is you humiliating her through battle and then getting this multi-stage animated scene where she goes from cocky to absolutely ruined for you. It is not subtle. Pokemon parody everywhere, bootleg mons jokes, sexy Flygon girl pinned into this “oops I fell on you” pose, Mia and Nia doing this twin act that feels like it wants to be wholesome and still ends up about you undressing them with stickers. The sticker book is basically your porn gallery, of course, but cycling characters with keyboard or screen reader? Forget it. I tried NVDA and JAWS out of habit, they both just saw a pile of unlabeled buttons and decorative images. No alt text, no focus order that makes sense, just “button, button, button” so if you play by ear it is like trying to masturbate while somebody reads you the settings menu of Microsoft Word. The new second floor is fun to explore, the whole “Vanilla might have this thief killed” plot gives her a mean streak that is kinda hot, kinda scary, but if you’re sensitive to flicker or fast motion, the quick sliding portraits in dialogue and sudden UI shifts can be a bit much and there is no toggle. Funny thing is, they clearly know how to tweak code, optimize performance, hook up animated rewards, tease you with topless alt portraits, but a simple “bigger font” button or high-contrast mode is still missing. I keep grumbling about that while also chasing every new horny cosplayer quest like a dog with a bone, which probably says more about me than about the game.
The lewd part is funny and stupid in a good way. You’re running around this con full of cosplayers who clearly did not come for child friendly content. There’s a Meowth girl who basically flirts by bullying you, dressed in ears, tail, tight little outfit that clings like latex, and the “reward” is you humiliating her through battle and then getting this multi-stage animated scene where she goes from cocky to absolutely ruined for you. It is not subtle. Pokemon parody everywhere, bootleg mons jokes, sexy Flygon girl pinned into this “oops I fell on you” pose, Mia and Nia doing this twin act that feels like it wants to be wholesome and still ends up about you undressing them with stickers. The sticker book is basically your porn gallery, of course, but cycling characters with keyboard or screen reader? Forget it. I tried NVDA and JAWS out of habit, they both just saw a pile of unlabeled buttons and decorative images. No alt text, no focus order that makes sense, just “button, button, button” so if you play by ear it is like trying to masturbate while somebody reads you the settings menu of Microsoft Word. The new second floor is fun to explore, the whole “Vanilla might have this thief killed” plot gives her a mean streak that is kinda hot, kinda scary, but if you’re sensitive to flicker or fast motion, the quick sliding portraits in dialogue and sudden UI shifts can be a bit much and there is no toggle. Funny thing is, they clearly know how to tweak code, optimize performance, hook up animated rewards, tease you with topless alt portraits, but a simple “bigger font” button or high-contrast mode is still missing. I keep grumbling about that while also chasing every new horny cosplayer quest like a dog with a bone, which probably says more about me than about the game.
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