It’s a weird kind of wrong that feels almost too confident about itself. The game just throws you right into this hotel-room-styled tension between Ben and Gwen, like there’s no excuse, no build-up, just quiet breathing and the kind of slow curiosity that only gets worse the more you watch. The control scheme is barely there - you think you’re just clicking around to peek, but then you’re moving hands and lips like you’re trying to pass off an accident as an experiment. The pacing makes it feel like time stretches sideways. There’s that one moment where Gwen turns, half-asleep, and it’s not clear if she knows what’s happening, and you catch yourself leaning closer like a total creep. God help me, I think that’s intentional.

Half the time the audio feels too loud, but maybe that’s the point - it’s not polished, like it’s meant to break the “cartoon world” with uncomfortable realism. The blowjob scene looks like it was stitched together by someone who didn’t care about pretty, just raw motion, the way her throat tightens around him while he mutters things that sound more like apologies than dirty talk. And then when you switch to doggystyle, yeah it’s cliché, but the way the lighting flickers - it’s distracting as hell and, weirdly, kind of hypnotic. The game’s rhythm keeps screwing with you: it slows down on the heavy stuff like missionary creampie and then speeds up when you least expect, like the code itself is embarrassed about what it’s showing. I got annoyed at that. Then again, maybe that’s why I didn’t stop.

You can tell whoever made this knew exactly what nostalgia they were playing with, too. There’s this sick mix of childhood memory and adult hunger that no one wants to admit enjoying. Kind of like watching something too close to a secret. The handjob bit feels almost shy, then the facial lands out of nowhere, breaking the build-up in the most abrupt, stupidly real way. I hate that it worked. I hate that my mouse hand twitched even after the final loop restarted. If that’s not the most human reaction, I don’t know what is.

Kasumi Rebirth feels like catching someone’s private mod folder that accidentally got pushed live and nobody had the heart to stop it. It’s just Kasumi, chained up, not doing the “cool ninja” thing at all, and the whole game is basically you seeing how far you can push her body before you get bored or feel weird about yourself. She hangs there in those metal restraints, soft skin, big tits squeezed by the outfit that you immediately start ripping off, because of course you do. There is no fake romance, no “story” pretending this isn’t what it is. You poke her, grab her, slide hands over her tits, pinch her nipples a bit too hard, then harder, just to see if the reaction changes. It turns into this quiet little lab experiment: what if I put fingers in her pussy first, then in her ass, then both, then ignore both and just use her tits like they are toys made of warm jelly. The game doesn’t judge. It just lets you be a freak in peace.

The main loop of Kasumi Rebirth is strangely hypnotic: click, drag, spread her legs, tilt her hips, line her up for doggystyle, then get distracted and go back to playing with her mouth. You pull her head back, slide a dildo between her lips, watch those eyes say everything without a single line of dialog. Deepthroat her with plastic, then switch holes like a bored god with too much free time. Pussy, ass, mouth, back to pussy, then push it in her asshole again just because you like the way she tightens around it. You can masturbate her slowly, tease her clit until she twitches, then ram something inside and go straight for a rough creampie like the concept of foreplay never existed. Cumshots on her face, on her breasts, slipping down her body, and at some point I tried to see if I could cover both tits perfectly and got annoyed because one drop kept sliding off the side in a stupid way that distracted me more than it should. There is also this breast expansion thing going on that feels like someone’s late-night fever dream: you start tweaking and pumping and suddenly her big tits are not just big, they are ridiculous, heavy, almost comical, but somehow it works because this game stopped pretending to be “normal” a long time ago. It is rough, it is ***-y, it is torture dressed up as “gentle play”, and yet the whole thing has this old-school Internet porn game energy that makes you keep testing one more position, one more angle, one more messy facial, just to see how far Kasumi’s body can be turned into a toy before you finally close the tab and swear you’re done with Dead or Alive girls forever.

This one feels like someone took Fallout, poured out all the survival and half the radiation, then stuffed the empty space with tits and awkward flirting. You play this wandering nobody merc type, bouncing around the wasteland with a half-broken sense of morality and a full, very alive dick. It is not subtle. The girl you’re trying to seduce looks like she walked out of some old hentai torrent from the LimeWire era: huge tits that don’t obey gravity, waist too small to support anything, gear that’s “tactical” in the same way a thong is “winter clothing”. Every time she leans forward, the camera kind of pauses, like the game is winking at you and whispering, “Yeah, this is why you clicked.”

The structure is simple, but it does something nice with the Fallout parody. Instead of a huge map, it’s more like a sequence of dirty little scenes. You chat her up in this busted caravan camp, negotiate a job, pick dialogue options that swing between “smooth wasteland veteran” and “horny idiot who never learned social cues”. Sometimes you try to be a tough merc, sometimes you just compliment her tits. She reacts more than I expected, to be honest. If you try to act like a stoic badass, she tests you, throws these little jabs about your skills, your gear, even your past contracts. If you choose the more pervy lines, she rolls her eyes but still plays along, and that tiny smirk on her face feels like, yeah, she knows exactly what she’s doing with that bra that barely covers anything. At one point I picked this half-joke line where you brag about being able to “handle any load”, expecting some generic reaction, and she shot back with a really sharp answer about “then carry my ammo, big guy” that legit made me laugh. And then two clicks later you’re talking about how much cum she wants. The vibe jumps fast like that.

Sex scenes start to unlock as you keep pushing the right mood. There is a nice rhythm to it when you’re in the zone. You flirt, she teases, you pick something a bit bold, she pushes your buttons back, and it slowly turns from joking to “oh, she’s actually horny”. The first time she strips in that improvised wasteland tent, it feels earned, even if the logic is thin as paper. Tits are front and center, of course. The camera loves them, the writing loves them, and the physics kind of tries to love them but gets a bit confused sometimes. There was this one moment where she’s riding you and her boobs just keep bouncing in this weirdly hypnotic loop that looks a bit like a GIF stuck on repeat, and I still stared at it way too long, so I guess it worked anyway. I wish there was more variety in positions, but also, her boobs pressed against the dirty mattress while she moans about how she hasn’t had a “real man” in the wastes for ages, that alone carries more weight than I want to admit. Not realistic dialogue, but who cares, it scratches that fantasy of being the dangerous drifter who solves problems with bullets and cock, not necessarily in that order.

What I liked most is how it actually leans into the mercenary angle, even if lightly. She’s not just some random bimbo. She’s armed, has her own missions, talks about caps, complains about shitty employers. At one point she outright says she could just shoot you and take your stuff, then follows it with this sultry line about “but you might still be useful in other ways”. That mix of threat and lust, very Fallout, but dirtier. They never go deep on the worldbuilding, it’s more like flavor text, but it’s enough. I pulled out my phone during a loading pause and almost reflex-checked Discord, like my brain forgot this is just a browser game, not a full RPG on Steam. There are small annoyances, like the way some dialogue branches loop back and you see the same line twice in a row, and there was one expression on her face that looked like she smelled something rotten right in the middle of a blowjob, which killed the mood for a second. Also the sound levels are a bit weird; the moans are hot, but one of them has this slight echo, like she’s fucking in a bathroom, and it messed with my head. But then she’s spreading her legs on a filthy makeshift bed, calling you “merc boy” and begging for you to fill her up, and my brain politely stops caring about audio engineering or facial rigging. It’s rough, horny, a bit stupid in that good way, like a late-night Pornhub rabbit hole where you accidentally click something tagged “parody” and suddenly you’re way more into this big-titted wasteland girl than you planned.

Imagine Mario game where the coins and pipes are just background noise and the real target is Peach’s wet, horny little world. That’s this thing. It pretends to be an old arcade platformer, you jump around like usual, smash blocks, dodge enemies, but every second screen your brain is like: “ok, where’s the next place I can make Peach moan?” You start in a pretty normal level, red bricks, goofy enemies, that classic layout you already know from childhood, which is both hot and slightly illegal in my head. First Goomba? I literally ignored him and ran straight to find Peach because the game already trained me in the first minute: platforming is foreplay, the real stuff happens when you screw up, or when you win, or actually always. At some point I was trying to make a precise jump, missed it, landed on an enemy, and suddenly Peach is getting pounded in a little cut-in animation like it’s her fault I suck at timing. Controls feel a bit overloaded at first, there’s this tiny button in the corner that vomits a full keyboard map on you, and I stared at it like “bro, I just wanna make her ride a Koopa shell, not learn piano.” Then somehow my fingers remembered everything and I was comboing jumps, attacks, and sex scenes like it’s muscle memory from some cursed childhood that never happened. The funniest part is how the horny bits sneak in. Sometimes you actually clear a section like a pro, hit the exit, and Peach rewards you with this hungry, needy sex scene where she looks way more into it than any princess locked in a castle should be. Other times you get caught, fail, knock into some enemy or trap, and suddenly there’s a different scene where the monster gets a turn, and it’s rougher, messier, with her moaning and blushing and acting like she hates it but also not really. There’s this one moment where I was supposed to hit a platform, I accidentally overshot, landed on some bastard, lost my power, and instead of getting mad I’m thinking “ok but that animation of Peach getting rammed from behind kind of slaps.” The game is stupidly horny like that; even losing feels like porn. I kept opening it again “just to test controls” and then thirty screens later Peach is drooling on a cock again and I’ve forgotten what I was checking. And then the game trolls you. There are sections where nothing sexy happens for a bit, just straight-up platforming, and you’re like, “did I click the wrong thing? Is this the church version?” You clear a couple of pipes, stomp some enemies, feel a bit bored, and then you hit one random block and suddenly there’s a Peach hentai scene popping up, tits bouncing, tongue out, her crown slightly tilted like she just got railed into the wall, and you’re instantly reminded what website you’re actually on. It’s kind of cheap, kind of genius. I honestly liked how filthy Peach looks here: more pouty, more exaggerated curves, her outfit riding up when she bends, panties visible when she jumps. Sometimes her face goes full ahegao in the middle of what is supposed to be an “oops, you got hit” moment, and you catch yourself wondering if you should try to get hit on purpose just to see if there’s another variant. It’s also funny how they pretend to care about “arcade challenge” while throwing sex scenes at you every few screens like TikTok trying to keep you hooked. The sound is its own cracked little story: goofy jump and stomp noises next to loud, porn-site level moans. There was a moment where I had game sound low and forgot about it, then suddenly Peach lets out this sharp whine when an enemy grabs her, and my Spotify quietly playing in the back just gives up the vibe completely. Her moans are intense, almost too high in the mix, and they loop in this way that made me laugh and get hard at the same time. You hear one particular gasp so often it becomes like a weird inside joke: “ah, there she goes again, Princess Peach and her Legendary Hit Sound.” Half the time I was trying to experiment: “what if I purposely bump that enemy near the pipe, do I get a different angle?” Sometimes yes, sometimes no, but the curiosity is part of the kink. And yeah, the game looks a bit rough, like a horny fan project that wouldn’t survive five seconds on Nintendo’s radar, but that’s honestly part of the charm here, it feels like something your dirty, pervy brain made up while pretending to play normal Mario. And it’s not even that good, but also I kind of can’t stop opening it.