It’s a weird kind of wrong that feels almost too confident about itself. The game just throws you right into this hotel-room-styled tension between Ben and Gwen, like there’s no excuse, no build-up, just quiet breathing and the kind of slow curiosity that only gets worse the more you watch. The control scheme is barely there - you think you’re just clicking around to peek, but then you’re moving hands and lips like you’re trying to pass off an accident as an experiment. The pacing makes it feel like time stretches sideways. There’s that one moment where Gwen turns, half-asleep, and it’s not clear if she knows what’s happening, and you catch yourself leaning closer like a total creep. God help me, I think that’s intentional.

Half the time the audio feels too loud, but maybe that’s the point - it’s not polished, like it’s meant to break the “cartoon world” with uncomfortable realism. The blowjob scene looks like it was stitched together by someone who didn’t care about pretty, just raw motion, the way her throat tightens around him while he mutters things that sound more like apologies than dirty talk. And then when you switch to doggystyle, yeah it’s cliché, but the way the lighting flickers - it’s distracting as hell and, weirdly, kind of hypnotic. The game’s rhythm keeps screwing with you: it slows down on the heavy stuff like missionary creampie and then speeds up when you least expect, like the code itself is embarrassed about what it’s showing. I got annoyed at that. Then again, maybe that’s why I didn’t stop.

You can tell whoever made this knew exactly what nostalgia they were playing with, too. There’s this sick mix of childhood memory and adult hunger that no one wants to admit enjoying. Kind of like watching something too close to a secret. The handjob bit feels almost shy, then the facial lands out of nowhere, breaking the build-up in the most abrupt, stupidly real way. I hate that it worked. I hate that my mouse hand twitched even after the final loop restarted. If that’s not the most human reaction, I don’t know what is.

This one hits like the weird porn fanfic you forgot you wrote in high school, except now you can click everything and it actually reacts. It throws you right into this messed up crossover world where Sonic and Tails are not just “a bit hot if you squint”, they are flat out fuck toys with personalities, and somehow that feels more honest than half the stuff on Pornhub. You jump between scenes where Sonic’s turned female and knows exactly how to use that body, and Tails is right there in the mix, swapping roles, swapping gender, swapping who’s on top, like the dev just asked “why not?” and never stopped. One second you’re watching Sonic riding like she’s trying to break the bed, the next you’ve got a threesome where you’re not even sure whose cum is dripping on whose fur anymore and it kinda doesn’t matter. The game just shrugs and says “yeah, it all goes on the same floor”.

I really like how there’s this casual attitude about the whole gender stuff. Sonic shows up in a full female form, thick thighs, ass that actually jiggles a bit, tits smooshed together while she’s bouncing on a cock, but she still talks and acts like Sonic. Cocky, kind of smug, rushing through foreplay like it’s Green Hill Zone. Then you switch scene and Tails shows up in a body that’s softer and more feminine, and you can flip who penetrates who, watching that cute fox face twist when he gets pushed too deep. Sometimes it turns into this total mess where you’re fucking Sonic while Tails is licking the cum that’s leaking out, and the camera just zooms in on the knot of bodies without trying to be tasteful at all. I opened it “just to check it out” on my phone while pretending to answer Slack, and five minutes later I’m literally counting how many cumshots I’ve stacked on Sonic’s face, like it’s some cursed speedrun. Those shots hit hard too, long sticky ropes pumping over her nose, dripping from her tongue, and it keeps going even when you’re like “ok, that’s enough, she’s drenched”. It almost feels like the dev got horny mid-animation and refused to cut anything.

There’s no big romance arc or fake emotional buildup and I actually respect that. You pick a scene, you pick who fucks who, and the game just goes straight for the obscene part, no chitchat. At one point I tried replaying the same threesome three times in a row just to see if the positions line up clean, and they kind of don’t, and that’s the charm. Sonic’s hand clips a bit, Tails’ tails do whatever they want, but the rhythm of the thrusts still made me stop scrolling Twitter. I kept wishing there was a little more slow teasing before the penetration, some edging, but whatever, I still ended up glued to the screen watching huge sticky loads paint blue fur white. The funniest part is how the game quietly encourages you to be greedy: stacking penetrations, swapping holes, filling both characters back to back, squeezing every last drop out of them. Treat it like a playground, not a museum. Click aggressively, replay scenes, push every threesome angle you can, and don’t rush the last cumshot. Let it build, edge yourself stupid, then use the mess you create on Sonic and Tails as your personal scoreboard.

Leila looks like that girl you always notice at the bar and never have the balls to talk to, except here you actually get to see what happens if you stop being a coward for once. She’s leaning on the table, dress hugging her body, tits basically trying to escape every time she breathes. The game throws you right into that moment where you’re half horny, half nervous, and makes you work for it in a way that is stupidly simple but still kinda addictive. You’re not just clicking “next” and suddenly she’s naked. You have to pick the right lines, read her mood a bit, act like you’re not just a walking erection. Fail a choice and she’ll shut you down, look away, lose interest, and that actually hurts a little, like real life when you say something dumb and the girl just goes cold. Hit the right answer and she starts to melt, her pose changes, she leans closer, you feel that small victory in your chest and also in your pants. It’s funny how fast you start memorizing what she likes: the flirty line that makes her smirk, the compliment that makes her blush, the one risky joke that either turns her on or kills everything. I caught myself replaying just to see how fast I could get her from “who are you” to “let’s go to your place” without screwing it up.

Then the bar is gone and suddenly you’ve got her in your home, and the whole vibe flips from shy small talk to full-on porn logic. Clothes stop being important very fast. Her dress rides up, then it’s off, and you finally get those huge soft tits in your face, in your hands, wherever you want them really. The undressing part is the best kind of slow burn: bra sliding down, nipples popping out, her pretending to be a bit shy but you can tell she’s loving the attention. There’s this nice massage phase where your hands are “just” rubbing her shoulders, then her back, then you’re grabbing her ass and kneading those big boobs like they’re stress balls made for horny people. The game lets you control the pace, so you can go gentle or just say fuck it and push straight into hard sex. When you start really fucking her, it’s not some soft romantic thing. You’re pounding her, watching her big breasts bounce like crazy, hearing those wet sounds that make you turn your volume down because, yeah, it’s that kind of game. Pump her full, watch the cumshot drip over her body, her tits, her stomach, and she’s still breathing heavy like she wants another round. It’s simple, dirty, and straight to the point, exactly like those old adult flash games we all pretended not to know about, but with just enough flirting and little mistakes along the way to make finally blowing your load on her feel earned instead of just another click.

Link looks tired here in a good way, like that kind of tired when you already fucked the main princess too long and now your body screams for something new and a bit wrong. Midna shows up with that smug face, small tits, weird imp body and this “I’m trouble” vibe, and the whole game is basically you finding out exactly how much trouble she is. It feels like a choose your own porn route, but cut down to only the good parts, no slow build, no long dialogs, just: what do you want to do to her next, and where do you want to finish. I’d call it horny minimalism, if my English was better. You click, she reacts, her mouth, her pussy, her ass, all become like different paths in a short dirty adventure book where every page ends in cum. I spent way too long on the blowjob option only, because the way she looks up at Link while taking him deep, that hits some weird elf-imp brain button for me. Also, yeah, I keep typing “minda” by mistake and then laughing, so if you see it written wrong my brain did that, not autocorrect.

The funny part is, the game doesn’t pretend to be more than it is. You wanna make Midna masturbate a bit before you fuck her? Click. You wanna shove it in her pussy, watch her stretch around it, then change your mind and go for anal, like you’re flipping pages back and forth in some horny “turn to page 69” book? Go ahead. The transitions between positions are very direct, like the dev also has zero patience for teasing. One second she’s choking on cock, you switch, next second she’s getting her ass filled. I actually liked that it lets you choose where to shoot every time: facial, pussy creampie, ass creampie, even just paint her all over. It’s a stupidly simple thing but it makes you feel like you are directing a really trashy Zelda porno parody in your browser instead of just watching a loop on Pornhub. At one point I kept retrying the facial because I wanted that perfect “all over her smug face” finish and the button was a tiny bit off from where my mouse muscle memory expected, and it annoyed me way more than it should, but I still did it like ten times. Story enjoyers, yeah, there is not much talking here, Link doesn’t say shit and Midna just moans and reacts, but as a long time choose-your-own-adventure nerd, this feels like someone ripped all the fluff out and left me only the branches that end with her stuffed and dripping. Zelda is mentioned like some old save file you don’t load anymore, and that’s kind of hot by itself, like you cheated on your own childhood game. In my headcanon he goes back to the castle with Midna’s cum still drying on his tunic and nobody asks anything.