This isn't even trying to be a game, and honestly? respect. just three redheads, one robot with too many tentacles, and absolutely zero plot getting in the way. loaded it up expecting some johnny test parody with dialogue or setup but nah, it's literally click to animate and that's your whole evening sorted. the robot just goes for it, both sisters at once, and the tentacle physics are janky in a way that somehow makes it hotter. like watching a hentai gif from 2007 that someone forgot to polish but remembered to make filthy.

the double penetration tag isn't lying, mary and susan get every hole filled simultaneously while the animation loops. no sound though, which is criminal. had to pull up something else on my phone for audio because silent tentacle fucking feels wrong. the redhead designs are clearly traced from the show but exaggerated where it counts, and marie's expression when the robot first grabs her? that's the good shit. blank eyes, mouth open, the whole yandere fantasy of being completely overwhelmed by something that doesn't care about your consent. wish susan got the same treatment but she's more stiff, literally and figuratively.

the threesome aspect is where my brain short circuits. watching them both get used by the same machine, sometimes facing each other, sometimes not. there's a moment in the loop where the tentacles reposition and for a split second you see both sisters completely stuffed and that's when i realized i'd been clicking for like twenty minutes without blinking. the johnny test parody framing is whatever, the robot design doesn't even look like anything from the show, but who's here for accuracy? i'm here for the obsessive part of my brain that wants to see cartoon redheads ruined by machinery. simple as that.

The whole thing feels like someone storyboarded a bar fight on a napkin and then just coded that napkin. You got Johnny, this absolute disaster of a man, and he’s already fucked up by stealing from the wrong dealer. The intro animations? Yeah they just play. You can’t skip them. It’s like the dev is holding your face going LOOK AT MY ART. The art itself is this rough, almost sketchy style that somehow makes the grimy bar setting feel more desperate. The thug designs are all exaggerated jaws and stupid tattoos, which honestly works for the vibe.

The first puzzle is peak point-and-click logic from 2003. You pick up a bottle, smash it on the counter, grab the ashes... wait, ashes? From where? I spent a stupid amount of time clicking on a ashtray that wasn’t even the right hotspot. Then you use the ashes on the thugs and it’s this whole pocket sand moment. The violence is quick and messy, not glorified but definitely there. What I actually appreciated was how the game doesn’t hold your hand after the tutorial. You’re just in this criminal quest, figuring out which dialogue option leads to a fistfight and which one gets you a new lead. The fight scenes are these janky quick-time things that feel accidental when you win.

Wish there was more actual bar atmosphere though. You hear about this seedy underworld but most rooms are just dudes waiting to punch you. The quest structure is linear but the writing has these weirdly poetic moments between the threats. Like a thug monologuing about loyalty before you crack a stool over his head. The inclusivity angle is... look, everyone here is a criminal dirtbag equally. No weird gendered bullshit in how characters treat Johnny, which is refreshing even if the whole cast is morally bankrupt. The game knows it’s unpolished and leans into that, like a demo tape with too much distortion that somehow sounds better for it. Just don’t expect to skip anything. Ever.