You know that feeling when you’re scrolling on your phone, bored out of your mind, and you start thinking “yeah, I kinda wanna flirt with half the anime multiverse right now”? This game leans right into that. It’s a mobile-style dating sim where your whole job is to talk, tease, and slowly push your way from cute banter to full-on filthy with a bunch of familiar faces. One minute you’re trying to keep your shit together while Tsunade leans in with those ridiculous tits, the next you’re trading playful jabs with Marin Kitagawa like she’s your chaotic cosplay girlfriend who absolutely knows she’s out of your league. It’s very much a “pick a waifu, poke at her until she cracks, then enjoy the view” setup. You answer questions, pick dialog options, earn points when you say the thing she wants to hear, and each correct move nudges the relationship from “hi, senpai” to “okay, pull your dick out already.”

What I like is how the game doesn’t pretend it’s some deep, tragic romance. It pretends for like 10 seconds, then goes straight into horny nerd brain. You start with small talk, a bit of teasing, then she starts hinting, and once you’ve stacked enough points, the clothes start vanishing. One date you’re laughing with Aqua while she’s being useless and bratty, the next date she’s grinding in your lap and calling you a pervert like it’s your fault. Rias acts all composed, polite, almost royal, but you keep pushing the right answers and suddenly you’re getting your cock squeezed between those huge tits she pretends are a burden. There are titfucks, messy handjobs, slow teasing oral where she holds eye contact like she wants to watch you lose control, the usual “oops I sat on it” vaginal sex, and yeah, anal too if you unlock the right scenes. Some girls treat it as a reward, some as a challenge, some as “shut up and enjoy it.” I had this moment with a certain dragon milf where she’s bouncing on top of me with that massive ass, smiling like she’s finally found a new toy, and I genuinely forgot to click the next line because I was too busy staring.

It’s not all straight either, which is nice. You’ve got traps like Astolfo and Felix in the mix, cute and flirty and way too confident, and if you’re into that, the game doesn’t tiptoe around it. They flirt hard, they suck you off like they’ve practiced, they ride you like they’re trying to prove something. Some routes feel more romantic, like a soft slow-burn with a girl like Rem, where you actually care a bit about the conversation before you end up buried inside her, and some are pure chaos, like Darkness begging you to use her like a toy while you’re thinking “ok, I’m the degenerate here but wow.” It’s kinda funny how sometimes the writing hits this surprisingly sweet mood, then two screens later you’re balls-deep and watching a loop of her moaning and drooling, legs shaking. There’s a harem vibe too once you realize just how many characters are waiting for you. Best way to enjoy it? Don’t rush. Take a character, answer her correctly, watch her shift from “oh, we’re just talking” to “fuck me harder” and let yourself get sucked into each scene. Screenshot the faces you like, replay the ones that make you twitch, and let the game do what it clearly wants to do: melt your brain in the dirtiest, laziest way possible.

This one hits like opening your anime backlog, swearing you’ll just watch one episode, then suddenly you’re staring at Raphtalia’s ass in armor that looks like it failed a safety check on purpose. The game throws you straight into a Shield Hero style setup, but instead of worrying about EXP curves or min-maxing stats, your brain is busy trying to process how the hell her breastplate is both “armor” and “transparent lingerie” at the same time. It feels like somebody watched “The Rising of the Shield Hero,” paused every time Raphtalia was on screen, and said: “Yeah, but what if I could actually fuck that?” Not a deep question, but a very honest one. The story is there, kind of, like seasoning. Enough world building so you can pretend you care about plot while you’re lining up a POV creampie. You start in this half-serious “I must protect her” mood, and three clicks later you’re deciding if you want to watch the x-ray angle of your cock bottoming out in a demi-human girl who calls you “master” with that slightly broken tone that hits way too hard if you’ve seen certain doujins.

What surprised me is how the game likes to taunt you with the armor. It’s not click and boom naked. You see the outline of her nipples under that almost see through chestpiece, her tail flicks like she knows what she’s doing, and the camera keeps hovering just above where you want it. There’s this one scene where you’ve just “rescued” her and she’s still trying to act all polite and loyal, sword in hand, armor on, ears twitching. Camera moves in slow, you’re in first person, your shield takes up part of the view so you can’t see everything, and it annoyed the hell out of me. In a good way. In a bad way. I still don’t know. Then the game lets you push her back against some ruined wall, thighs spread, and you get this obscene mix of “fantasy heroine” and “fucktoy” in the same frame. When the penetration starts and the x-ray cut-in appears, you see your shaft stretch her from inside, the tip kissing her womb, and that’s the moment I realized I had stopped caring about proper narrative pacing ten minutes ago. You can almost feel the dev grinning at you through the screen like: yeah, I knew you wanted this angle.

The “sexy furry girls” part is messy in a good way. Raphtalia is the headline act, obviously, with that whole half-raccoon, half-wife material, all-slut-on-command energy, but she is not the only one that feels ripped from a horny fan’s sketchbook. There is this other warrior girl who looks like she walked out of Queen’s Blade, armor only covering the bits that would get the game banned on Twitch and somehow making it even more obscene by pretending to be “battle ready.” I actually laughed when I noticed little physics touches on the tail while I was plowing her from behind, because someone spent time animating tiny details while the dialogue reads like it was written at high speed during a horny Discord call. There is a moment in a back-alley scene where you go raw inside her, no long setup, just one short line of “It’s fine, I can take it” and you slam in. The camera is low, you see her ass bounce, the armor shifted just enough to frame the action instead of covering it, and again that damn x-ray cut pops in to show your load filling her up. Creampie lands, her belly twitches, and the game quietly lingers on that internal shot a bit too long, like it knows you’re not closing the tab yet. I wish they toned down the fake “heroic” lines in between, actually. Or maybe I don’t. It feels trashy and earnest at the same time, like reading a horny fanfic on AO3 while your other hand is already busy. Bit scuffed, a little shameless, weirdly specific with the POV angles, and exactly the kind of thing you keep open in a background tab and pretend you forgot about. You didn’t.

Steve wakes up in this blocky sex world like he’s spawned inside some teenager’s wet dream that never got a QA pass. Everything is made of cubes, including the girls, but the game kind of leans into the absurd instead of pretending to be serious. You click through scenes, pick dialogue options, occasionally move him around map-style, and it’s all basically an excuse to watch him try to fuck every redhead, elf, and weird villager girl with square tits. The writing pretends to be this epic adventure, but it’s more like: “walk three steps, crack a joke about wood, accidentally end up balls-deep in some pixel babe who talks like she’s been watching too much Pornhub.” It’s trashy, shameless, and totally self-aware, and that’s kind of the only thing that makes it work. I actually laughed at one line where Steve tries to explain “crafting a relationship” like it’s a pickaxe recipe and then immediately just rails her against a wall. He’s not a hero, he’s a horny idiot with plot armor.

From ethical side though, I have to be honest, the monetization feels like a creeper hiding behind a tree. The game looks silly and cheap on purpose, but then it pokes you with “extra scenes” and “bonus routes” that are clearly tuned to make you either grind boring clicks or pull out a credit card. It’s not loot boxes, but it has that same energy of “you’re already horny, you won’t think too much, just pay a little to see Steve fuck the extra redhead in the cave.” That kind of manipulative design annoys me more than any explicit content. If you put sex front and center, cool, we’re all adults here. But don’t pretend the choices are deep when some routes are practically locked behind micro-pain. And yeah, I know other adult games do way worse, but at least some of them are honest about being cash traps. This one hides behind jokes and parody, like “haha, Minecraft but horny,” while still squeezing for extra coins. I had this moment where I finished a pretty funny scene, and instead of a clean end, it pops a prompt hinting I missed the “premium doggy variation.” At that point it stopped feeling like a dumb fun fantasy and more like a very horny version of Candy Crush tactics. Still, the idea of a blocky guy banging his way through a stupid world ruled by cubes and bad puns is weirdly charming. It just makes me wish the dev trusted their own humor and porn more than their wallet.

Your pap dies off-screen, leaves you his whole damn job in Soul Society, and you’re still basically a horny newbie who barely remembers which captain hates which. That’s the vibe here. You’re thrown in as the new commander, everyone calls you “taicho” with that fake respect, and half the time you’re trying to decide if you should fix the political mess or just fuck your way through it. First scene already tells you how it goes: one minute you’re at a funeral, the next you’re staring at Rukia’s legs way too long and thinking “yeah this is not how a responsible leader behaves” while the game kinda smiles and says, “good, keep going.” It doesn’t pretend to be epic and serious, even when it tries. You talk to captains, you mess with schedules, send squads on missions, but every choice has that “ok but how does this help me get into her pants” feeling. Sometimes it’s soft stuff, like walking Hinata-style shy girls out of their shell with dumb little compliments, sometimes it’s straight up “I’m your commander, get on your knees” and the game doesn’t flinch at all.

What really hooked me was how dirty it gets once you stop being polite. At first I was like “I’ll play the good boy,” trying to keep everyone friendly, but you run into Rangiku and her tits are basically their own cutscene, spilling out of the uniform every time she bends forward. You can tease her, get teased back, or just push it into rough territory if you set your dominance high enough. Same with Yoruichi. One route she’s trolling you, laughing in your face, making you jerk off like a dog while she watches. Different route, you’ve got her on all fours, collar biting into her neck, ass up and dripping while you decide if it’s going to be slow pussy worship or full-on choke-and-cream. The game doesn’t hide the nasty stuff: sleep sex scenes, voyeurism when you spy on captains bathing, lesbian side events with girls grinding on each other while you’re just there stroking, ahegao faces that would get you banned on Instagram in one second. It’ll let you titfuck Orihime on your office chair, footjob from some smug captain who pretends she hates you, sex toys stuffed into subordinates while they’re trying to keep a straight face in meetings. One moment you’re holding a sweet romance flag with someone like Inoue, later you’re watching her gag on your cock while her eyes roll up, drool everywhere, and then you still go to a “respectful” briefing like nothing happened. The AI CG actually surprised me a bit, sometimes it looks weird on fingers but then you get a midnight creampie scene with Nel or a rough blowjob with Tsunade-tier milf and suddenly you forget everything you wanted to complain about. I still hate that tiny menu button that’s slightly off-center and my brain screams every time I tap it, but yeah, this is one of those games where you say “ok, just one more scene” and then your dick hurts but you still click.