Rito’s life was already a mess, then this pink haired alien princess with a genius brain and zero sense of modesty just… crashes straight into his boring school days. It looks like the usual goofy harem setup at first glance: uniforms, hallways, the classic after-class rooftop scene, her ridiculous gadgets popping out of nowhere. But this thing is way more horny and way more mean than the source. You scroll in thinking “haha funny To Love Ru parody” and suddenly you are watching your MC try to act like a good boy while Lala is bouncing around with tits that literally do not care about gravity, ass barely covered by the skirt, dragging him into problems he never asked for. It’s that perfect mix of stupid comedy and “ah fuck, that’s actually kind of hot” where you feel bad for laughing but you keep going anyway.

The big charm is how every “innocent” school moment can twist into something filthy real quick. One second you are in a normal classroom scene, teacher pretending nothing is weird, and Lala is leaning forward over the desk, boobs squished on the table, skirt riding up enough to see she absolutely did not dress according to any school rules. Next click and she’s accidentally turned some gadget on, sucking the MC into an empty club room with her, bodies pressed together, moaning like she has no idea there might be someone right behind the door. And yeah, the netorare part is not just a tag slapped on. It creeps in around the edges. The game kinda teases you at first, making you think you are safe in classic goofy harem territory, then just casually drops a scene where another guy “helps” her with some machine and her face is way too flushed for it to be innocent. You know that feeling when you scroll the dialogue too fast, then go back because you’re like “wait what the hell did he just put where?” That. It kicks you in the gut a bit, even if she is laughing and acting like everything is just fun experiment time. I actually got annoyed in one corridor scene because the MC is literally right there and they are acting like he doesn’t exist, but the game kind of wants you to sit with that frustration. It even plays some silly, lighthearted lines during the most messed up NTR moments, which is both hilarious and slightly evil.

Sex scenes go hard on physical stuff. Huge tits in motion, that tight school uniform clinging to wet skin, stockings half pulled down while she rides like she forgot what the word “shy” means. There’s vaginal stuff here that looks and feels messy and desperate, not some super romantic soft-focus bullshit. You get that classic “caught in the infirmary” scene, but instead of some blushing confession it turns into Lala grinding on a dick while the MC tries not to cum too fast, and then later hearing some NPC talk about how “Princess-sama seemed awfully tired after lunch with senpai.” The game is not subtle. Sometimes it even ruins its own mood on purpose, like you are really in the zone watching her get pounded over a desk, then she activates some gadget by accident and the whole environment changes, but not the fact that she’s still being fucked, just now in another part of the school. It’s stupid in a good way. I kinda wanted more jealousy reactions from the MC in some scenes, but whatever, it fits the parody vibe that he keeps getting dragged along, confused and horny, while Lala spreads her legs for “science” or “training” or whatever excuse she throws out. If you like that messy mix of comedy, big soft bodies in too-tight uniforms, and the slow sick feeling of “oh no she’s enjoying this with other guys too”, this thing absolutely scratches that itch and then stomps on it.

Elisa’s campus looks normal for like five seconds. Brick buildings, bright sun on the field, some basic-ass lockers that look like they were copied from a stock photo, the usual. Then the camera follows her in that too-tight cheer outfit and suddenly everything feels one step away from a cult ritual with pom-poms. She’s this pretty, slightly naive girl with that “I want everyone to love me” energy, and the game never lets you forget that every choice is about who gets to play with that weakness. Sometimes it is her using it. Sometimes it is someone using it on her. Often both, which is the fun part.

The mood swings a lot. One moment she’s trying to be a good student, actually doing homework in her dorm while you click through dialogue and think “ok, normal VN stuff,” then some smug guy from the team sits on her desk like he owns the room and the energy flips. He talks down to her, calls her his “little mascot”, pulls her by the chin, and you get those options like “push him away” or “go on your knees” and you know damn well what the horny part of your brain wants. When you choose to give in, the scene does not play shy. There is full-on oral, sloppy, with her mascara just a bit smeared and the camera way too close to her lips moving up and down his cock. The animation is not Hollywood smooth, it looks slightly janky sometimes, but honestly that makes it feel more like a cursed amateur sex tape some eldritch entity left in the school archive. I liked that. I hated that. I still clicked again.

What got me was how the power flips are not clean. You can push her into this queen-bitch path, where she realizes guys will do anything just to get between her legs. She learns to weaponize her smile in the locker room, telling some nerd to hold her bag, calling him “doggy” while she steps close enough that his brain shuts down. She humiliates him softly, making him stare at her panties under the skirt, then laughing when he stutters. And yet later, in the same save, she can be on her back in a dark classroom, legs spread, taking rough vaginal pounding from a teacher who talks like he owns her future. “You want that scholarship, Elisa?” he asks, and the text choices pretend she has a say, but you already chose the path ten scenes earlier. There is something almost Lovecraft about that. Not the tentacles, but the idea that her “freedom” is just a thin veil over deeper control. She thinks she manipulates; the system manipulates her. Also there is a blowjob behind the bleachers that goes on longer than it should and I still remember how her throat bulged a little when he forced himself deeper. The sounds are filthy in a good way and then someone walks by outside and she has to keep sucking while silently panicking. I wanted more scenes where she fully takes charge and uses guys like furniture, just stomping on their ego and dignity, but the game keeps pulling her back into being the toy too. It annoyed me. It turned me on. I’m still not sure which part won.

Luna looks like the kind of girl you see on Instagram explore by accident and then your thumb just stops. City hair, city makeup, that kind of walk that says she knows how to move in tight jeans. Except the game throws her into this quiet countryside school where everything feels too slow and too close at the same time. You feel it in small stuff: how her skirt brushes her thighs when she sits on this stupid wooden chair that looks like it hurts, or how her blouse clings to her chest when it gets a bit hot in the classroom. The art really leans into fabric and skin touching. Like, when she crosses her legs at the desk, you can almost feel how rough the school chair is against her ass and how her stockings pull tight behind her knees. It’s not just “big tits, big ass, ok done”, more like the artist is obsessed with how her body presses into everything around her. I kinda relate. I use my phone with haptics on max and this gave me the same weird brain tickle, just visual.

The choices hit different because they’re not these huge dramatic moments. Sometimes it’s just Luna alone in her room, phone screen lighting up her face, and you pick if she scrolls through boring school group chat or some horny site that clearly isn’t TikTok. When she starts touching herself, the animations focus on fingers and tiny movements. Her thighs tensing, the way her hips lift just a little when she finds the right spot, that wet sheen on her lips when she bites them. It’s not subtle at all, it’s totally horny, but it feels more like you’re watching her discover how sensitive her own body is instead of some fake porn loop. There’s a scene where she quietly masturbates under her duvet while her mom is in the shower down the hall, and the sound design is weirdly nice. The soft rustle of sheets, that sticky little slick sound when she speeds up, the shower running in the background. Only thing that broke it for me was one moan that sounded like it was recorded in a closet on a Blue Yeti, and now I can’t un-hear it. I paused the game and checked my Spotify just in case something else started playing. Nope, just Luna being a bit too loud in one line.

I keep circling back to the way the game handles her mom, actually. Milf tag is there, and yeah, they milk it, pun intended. She’s got this tight house outfit that really should not be legal around a teenage girl’s classmates. There’s this scene in the kitchen where she leans over Luna to grab something from the top shelf and her top rides up just enough that you see a strip of soft belly and the outline of her bra digging into her skin. Nothing explicit happens right there, but my brain filled in a lot. Later, when things go more explicit, you get oral scenes and deep thrusting that end with warm creampies, and the animation pays attention to how bodies connect. Hips bumping, her ass jiggling when he pulls out too fast, that little twitch in her legs when she’s already sensitive and he keeps going. Sometimes the pacing is weird, like it jumps from slow teasing to “ok she’s taking it raw now” in one click, but then there’s this moment after where you see cum slowly leaking out of her and dripping onto her inner thighs, and it just… slows everything down again. It’s messy, a bit unpolished, some dialogue feels like Google Translate had a stroke, but I kind of like that rough edge. It matches Luna, actually. She starts as this polished city girl, but the more you push her, the more smudged lipstick, sweaty hair stuck to her neck, panties pulled aside instead of properly off. The game feels like that too. Not clean, not perfect. Sticky in a good way.

Trueclash feels like someone mixed a queer dating sim with sweaty MMA gym drama and then forgot to make it “nice” for parents. I opened it thinking, ok, maybe it is just romance with some punches in background, something like those tame otome mobile games on Google Play. No. Here you are a trainer in this crazy violent tournament world and everybody is half naked all the time, covered in bruises and horny mood. The story keeps asking you who you want to fuck and who you want to push to become champion, and sometimes it is honestly the same answer. One match you are helping this huge bara fighter stretch his legs and the camera just stays on his thighs way too long, like the game is winking at you. Then later you are sitting in a tiny locker room with a cocky girl fighter, she has ice on her ribs and suddenly she starts asking if you look at her ass when she trains. I mean, of course the game lets you answer yes. It almost feels offended if you say no.

What surprised me is that it is not just “click sex scene get reward”. The whole thing remembers your bullshit. I tried lying to one of the gay guys, told him I believed in his “pure technique” and not just his body, and then much later in another scene he literally threw my own words back at me while grinding on top of me after a victory. “You like my technique, right, coach?” and then the dialogue gives an option to beg him to go slower, which I clicked, then he ignored it completely and fucked harder. Honestly kinda hot, but also I felt called out like on Twitter. The lesbian routes felt different again, more emotional, but still explicit. There is this quiet girl who seems shy the whole time, then after a bloody match she pulls you into the showers, slams you against the tiles and tells you she is tired of pretending you are “just helping with training”. Water everywhere, her breathing in your ear, and the text really goes into detail with fingers and tongues. For a so-called “visual novel” it is weirdly physical, you almost smell the sweat. And the city outside the arena, Vibrant City or whatever, I thought it would be safe place, but even in the streets the flirting is aggressive, like everyone is two sentences away from dragging you into an alley.

Sometimes it annoyed me, I admit. There is one guy path, super built, totally my type, and the game keeps teasing him with soft scenes, sharing a protein shake, watching some stupid MMA meme clips on TikTok together, but then the actual first sex scene with him is locked behind some earlier choice where you had to be kind of an asshole to someone else. I only found that out because I reloaded a way older save and suddenly he shows up in my room, sweaty from late training, asking if I can “help him cool down” and I was like where was this before. So you really feel that “echo” thing. Also the writing can jump: one moment serious talk about trauma and abuse in the sport, next moment his dick is in your mouth and there is a bad joke about chokeholds. As a parent I should probably say this is bad influence and too adult and whatever, but honestly I kept clicking, muttering “just one more scene” like some horny teenager again. It is messy, queer in all directions, half romance and half porn, and it kind of crawled into my head in a way those more polished, safe LGBT games never do.