It’s a weird kind of wrong that feels almost too confident about itself. The game just throws you right into this hotel-room-styled tension between Ben and Gwen, like there’s no excuse, no build-up, just quiet breathing and the kind of slow curiosity that only gets worse the more you watch. The control scheme is barely there - you think you’re just clicking around to peek, but then you’re moving hands and lips like you’re trying to pass off an accident as an experiment. The pacing makes it feel like time stretches sideways. There’s that one moment where Gwen turns, half-asleep, and it’s not clear if she knows what’s happening, and you catch yourself leaning closer like a total creep. God help me, I think that’s intentional.

Half the time the audio feels too loud, but maybe that’s the point - it’s not polished, like it’s meant to break the “cartoon world” with uncomfortable realism. The blowjob scene looks like it was stitched together by someone who didn’t care about pretty, just raw motion, the way her throat tightens around him while he mutters things that sound more like apologies than dirty talk. And then when you switch to doggystyle, yeah it’s cliché, but the way the lighting flickers - it’s distracting as hell and, weirdly, kind of hypnotic. The game’s rhythm keeps screwing with you: it slows down on the heavy stuff like missionary creampie and then speeds up when you least expect, like the code itself is embarrassed about what it’s showing. I got annoyed at that. Then again, maybe that’s why I didn’t stop.

You can tell whoever made this knew exactly what nostalgia they were playing with, too. There’s this sick mix of childhood memory and adult hunger that no one wants to admit enjoying. Kind of like watching something too close to a secret. The handjob bit feels almost shy, then the facial lands out of nowhere, breaking the build-up in the most abrupt, stupidly real way. I hate that it worked. I hate that my mouse hand twitched even after the final loop restarted. If that’s not the most human reaction, I don’t know what is.

This Metroid parody throws all that space bounty hunter dignity right out the airlock. Samus gets herself captured and tied up, which honestly feels like terrible tactical planning for someone who usually blows up entire planets. But hey, that's where the fun starts because now she's completely at your mercy in this interactive playground of debauchery.

The soundtrack? Pretty basic electronic stuff that tries to sound futuristic but mostly just loops in the background while you're busy exploring all the different ways to mess with our helpless heroine. Speaking of exploring, there's actually a decent variety of toys and tools at your disposal - vibrators, tentacles, the works. You can strip her down piece by piece or keep some of that iconic orange suit on if that's your thing. The customization options are surprisingly thorough, letting you decide whether you want her shaved or natural, and there's even a pissing mechanic that's... well, it exists. Some people are into that water sports action, though the animation quality is pretty rough around the edges. The whole thing feels like it was made by someone who had big ideas but maybe not the biggest budget to execute them properly.

What really gets me is how they managed to make Samus look both vulnerable and still recognizably badass even while she's completely helpless. The facial expressions change based on what you're doing to her, which adds some nice reactive elements to the experience. You can work your way up from gentle teasing to full-on hardcore penetration, and everything culminates in some pretty explosive creampie scenes that'll definitely satisfy if you're into that finishing move. The physics on her chest bounce around more than they probably should, but honestly that just adds to the whole over-the-top hentai vibe they're going for here.

Gwen looks like she just logged out of some normal episode and then suddenly landed in the wrong tab of your browser. She is there on the bed, that trademark red hair everywhere, green eyes already kinda annoyed but also clearly needy, and it hits you that this thing is not trying to be classy at all. It’s like someone took a horny Tumblr mashup, an old Flash game, and those cursed Ben 10 memes, tossed them into a blender, then forgot to put the lid on. You’re handed control of not one but two cocks, like some degenerate puppeteer. One is lined up with her mouth, the other swapping between pussy and ass, and she just has to deal with it while you click around like a maniac. No romance, no build up, no fake “plot twist”. One second she’s scowling at you, next second you’re pushing her head down and watching her lips stretch around Ben’s dick while grandpa Max is busy absolutely ruining the other side of her. Yes, grandpa. Yes, it’s every bit as unholy as that sounds.

What actually hooked me was how interactive the smut feels even though it’s super simple. You drag, you click, you spam the same motion way too long because you want to see her expression change. Throat bulging while you force that blowjob angle, then you swap to anal and there’s this little hitch in her eyes like “oh fuck, it’s in.” You can line up a full-on spitroast, dick in her mouth, dick in her ass, hands on her hips, and her tits bouncing in that stupid cartoon way that should not be this hot but here we are. The game lets you push her way past “nice gentle cousin fun” straight into hardcore family disaster territory: ass fingering while you keep her stuffed, creampie her ass, then instantly shove back in and smear it all over, pull out and finish on her face, then go right back to her pussy and pump another load into her like you’re trying to see how many places on one girl you can fill at the same time. Sometimes I’d waste a full minute just timing the cumshots so her mouth is open when the other dick explodes, facial mixing with the cream dripping from her fucked raw holes. There’s a weird rhythm to it, like trying to sync beats in a DJ app, except your “track” is Gwen getting used like a toy while Ben just keeps hammering and grandpa Max is quietly the most cursed MVP in hentai history.

Lara shows up on screen with that familiar “yeah, I’ve raided way worse than your browser history” attitude, and the whole thing is basically: dress her up, mess her up, repeat. It’s almost funny how small the game is, but my brain instantly went, “oh, this is like if someone took all the horny energy of old Tomb Raider fanfic from fanfiction.net, stripped out the fake plot, and left only the part people actually scrolled for.” You start flicking through outfits, tops, panties, stockings, that kind of thing, and it’s not super deep, but somehow it hits that exact teenage fantasy of “what if Lara Croft paused looting ruins and just let me decide what she wears while she bends over and waits.” She’s a brunette, of course, with those ridiculous big boobs that look like they belong to a different gravity system than the rest of the game, and the camera is basically a worship tool for her ass. There is zero pretense here. No puzzles, no clever stuff. Just “pick clothes, grab cock, put cock on Lara, watch what happens.” In a way it feels more honest than half of Steam’s adult RPGs pretending they’re about “morality systems”.

The dressup part is where I stayed longer than I want to admit. You flick between outfits like you’re in some horny Instagram filter app, except instead of chasing likes you’re chasing the exact combo of stockings + panties that makes your brain go “yes, that, ruin her like that.” At one point I spent way too much time trying to decide if stockings with no panties is hotter than stockings with those tiny panties that look like they’re there just to be pushed aside. It’s stupid, but that tiny choice feels like authorship, like when you’re reading erotica and the writer chooses one adjective that suddenly makes the entire scene sharper. This game does that with fabric. You click, she changes, and your mind fills in the missing narrative. You kinda start inventing your own scenario: she just came back from a tomb covered in dust, or she’s pretending to be your “reward”, or she lost a bet, whatever. The game doesn’t care. It gives you her body and a cock you literally drag over her until you line it up with her from behind. No foreplay, no romance, she just takes it like this was her actual quest objective.

Sex itself is very “ok, you got what you came for, now shut up and jerk.” You grab the cock with the mouse, place it on her, and suddenly it’s this crude but effective little loop of her being pounded from behind and you trying to aim where you want to finish. It’s like the old Flash era where interactivity was basically “click to fuck”, just slightly cleaner. There’s something funny in how you move the cock around her body before sticking it in, like you’re sketching your own cumshot composition. Do you smear her thighs, paint her ass cheeks, cover her back, all over her hair, or just blast straight on her big tits? And yes, the dev clearly knows that people who grew up with Lara in polygon hell want to see her bent over, back arched, that ass full screen. It’s not subtle. But the weird thing is: for a game that simple, your brain still starts connecting it to other horny media. It reminded me of all those old “Lara Croft XXX” comics where she ends up tied to some altar and used like a ritual offering, except here there’s no story, no altar, only your cursor and her body waiting. I kind of loved that brutal simplicity, then got bored, then came back again later “just to test another outfit” and ended up dragging that stupid cock across her skin one more time.