War stories in porn games are usually just garnish, like cheap parsley on bad steak, but this one actually stuck in my head a bit. You're one of these freaky war tools called Eldons, basically walking experiments built with weird spells and potions since childhood, raised to fight, not to fuck. Then your own side gets scared of what they created and tries to wipe you out after the war. Classic "thanks, now die" move. Only a handful of you manage to slip away, and suddenly you go from battlefield monster to "what the hell do I actually want now" while the world kind of hates and fears you. That whole setup sounds serious, but the game leans into the adult side pretty fast. You still feel that pressure of being hunted and being this broken super weapon, but then you walk into a town, some busty healer offers "special treatment," and five minutes later you're balls deep and using magic like it's lube. The contrast feels dirty in a good way. Like trauma, but with tits.

What I liked is how your magic and your corruption feel tied to the sex, not just slapped on. You don't just click a menu and watch a static scene. You cast some barely controlled spell in a brothel and suddenly the air is thick, the girl you're with gets all hazy-eyed, and the options go from "normal fuck" to stuff that would probably get you banned on Twitch by just describing it. It even lets you be kind of a piece of shit if you want. You can lean full revenge mode, use people, twist their bodies with potions that were meant for war, not pleasure, and the game just quietly lets you. No moral popup, no "are you sure?" Like there is this alchemist scene where you test a failed battlefield potion on her, just to see what it does in bed. It starts small, her skin getting sensitive, then goes way further, and she's begging, and the game doesn't jump in to say anything. That stuck with me more than any "save the kingdom" nonsense. On the other side you can actually chill, use your power to protect some village, and still end up with the local girls warming your bed because you're their scary cute nuke. It is kind of funny, because one moment the story tries to be heavy with the whole survivor guilt, then three lines later you are wrecking a priestess on the altar and there is this tiny bug where her moan line repeats too fast and it made me laugh, then forget I was supposed to be angry at the world. I wish the UI buttons weren't so tiny that I keep misclicking the wrong skill mid scene, but they are, and I keep doing it, and I already know nobody will fix that and I weirdly accepted it. Anyway, if you play it, don't rush. Let your Eldon be an asshole sometimes, use the potions in ways no war general ever planned, and milk every encounter until you're half ashamed to look at your browser history after you close the tab.

This thing feels like somebody smashed together a horny superhero anime, a shitpost subreddit and a bargain-bin Marvel movie, then somehow made it a Ren’Py VN that actually kinda works. You play this dude who absolutely does not have his life together, gets jumped in an alley by discount villains who look like they crawled out of a Gacha game, and then boom, saved by a ridiculously hot superhero girl with thighs that could crack a planet. One second you’re bleeding on the ground, next second you’re getting dragged into this superhero academy that’s half “serious training facility” and half horny meme factory. The whole tone is like watching a scuffed Twitch highlight reel where everyone’s horny and nobody remembers the plot for more than ten minutes at a time. In a good way. Mostly.

The visual novel side is pretty standard, but the writing jumps from dumb shitpost humor to legit cute romance faster than your dick can adjust. One scene you’re doing this dramatic rooftop confession with the heroine, background all starry and emotional, and then she says something like “I only saved you because your death flag would ruin my KDA” and the mood falls on its face, but you’re still kinda turned on. The superpower stuff is treated half serious, half joke; you’ll have a big “you must control your power” moment, then immediately after there’s a training montage where everyone is in tight hero suits and the camera conveniently forgets that faces exist and just loves asses. Sometimes it feels like the game really cares about the characters, then five minutes later it throws a meme edit over a serious moment like a cursed TikTok. It’s stupid. I was into it.

Sexual content hits that line between horny and just totally clowning on horny culture. There are scenes where the heroine is trying to “test your stamina” in a very not-safe-for-any-school kind of way, and the game suddenly throws in quick time events mid-sex so you’re there slamming keys like an animal just to not “fail the mission” while your brain is already burned out. Those QTEs are fun at first and then randomly annoying, like when you’re almost finishing and it screams at you to hit a button or you lose the whole scene. I rage-clicked once and hit the wrong input and the MC just nutted early, and the girl looked at him like he unplugged her router. That part made me laugh and also made me hate it. Also, the sci-fi school has these weird little mystery moments like “who set up this villain attack” and some clues are hidden between horny scenes, which is honestly a war crime against my attention span. I kinda wish there was a way to replay just the lewd scenes without digging through all the goofy dialogue, but I also don’t want them to change anything, because the chaos is half the charm and half the problem and I’m not sure which half I’m jerking it to.

Tifa in a dirty Asgar back alley is honestly one of those ideas that sounds like a shitpost you see on Twitter, then you actually click and suddenly you are sitting there, pants half down, thinking about ethics. The game throws you into this narrow, trashy street corner where Tifa’s “chance encounter” is not really chance at all, it feels more like the city itself is horny and bored and wants to see what happens if you poke her morality with a stick. You move around with simple point & click stuff, nothing fancy, but the way it uses that simplicity is what stuck with me. Clicking a trash can to see if there is something useful in there, then realizing the thing you find is not an item, but a decision that will push her closer to being a public slut or staying that slightly sad “good girl who knows better” is weirdly heavy. At one moment I was carefully choosing polite dialogue, trying to keep her dignity, and five minutes later I was letting her bend over near a flickering neon sign while some random nobody jerked off watching her and the game treated it like a natural escalation, not a sudden “corruption level 100” jump. It creeps up on you. You think you still control the line, and then a new option appears like “maybe flash your tits, nobody will notice,” and of course the whole alley notices.

What really messes with your head is how it uses those AI CG images. Most AI porn games feel like a Frankenstein of mismatched faces and extra fingers, but here the Tifa knockoff is close enough to tick the nostalgia brain, and different enough you start reading her like an alternate universe version. Her boobs are weaponized, obviously, but not only in the “big tits for clickbait” way. You get a scene where she is cornered near a broken streetlight, and two dudes are arguing over who gets to “check if she is really as soft as she looks,” and the camera shifts between her embarrassed face and that tight top about to give up on physics. It feels wrong and hot at the same time, like you are participating in a stupid social experiment about how many times you will click “let them touch a bit more” before you feel like trash. Then the game throws Aerith into the mix and suddenly there is this weird soft romance flavor sliding under all the sleaze. One path has you focusing on Tifa’s spiral into exhibitionism, letting her discover she actually likes being watched, like properly likes it, moaning louder on purpose because she knows there might be someone behind the window. Another bit switches you over to a male POV, looking at her and Aerith almost like collectibles, and I hated how efficient that perspective is. It makes you treat them as reward screens, then suddenly there is a little tender gesture between them, a kiss that is not just porn logic, and your brain has to adjust: oh, shit, maybe they feel something too. The romance is clumsy but honest, like two thirsty people in a city that only respects power and skin. I wish the UI wasn’t so stiff and some of the dialogue didn’t sound like Google Translate drunk on cheap wine, but in a funny way it fits the whole “morals falling apart in a forgotten alley” vibe. It feels broken in the same way the characters are broken. And yeah, that text choice that moves half a pixel when you hover? I’m still irrationally angry about that.

Chun Li has never felt this filthy. Not in the main games, not in the fanart, not even in the old Flash stuff people passed around on shady forums. Here she is, basically glued to your screen with her ass, like the artist was horny and impatient and just skipped the whole “context” idea. No pre-fight, no story, just Chun Li already bent over, panties gone, huge thighs swallowing half the frame, big ass pushed right into your face like she knows exactly why you loaded this and she’s tired of pretending otherwise. The Street Fighter vibe is there, but only as flavor, like a porn parody that doesn’t even bother to change the name. Her boobs bounce like they’re trying to win their own tournament, and they honestly kind of steal the scene, even though the main camera is busy with her pussy and tight little asshole. It’s crude as hell, looks like someone started with “What if Chun Li but fuckable from the menu screen” and just never stopped, and that’s weirdly perfect. I opened it in Chrome on my laptop, headphones on, porn tabs already open in the background, and this thing still managed to pull me in after 10 seconds because of how directly horny it is.

There’s not a lot of explaining to do, which is nice and also stupid at the same time. You’re basically choosing how to use her, dildo or cock, and going to town. The dildo option is almost too nice, like she’s just playing with a toy while you watch, her big tits shaking each time you push it inside, nipples begging for attention. Then you swap to the big cock and it suddenly feels way rougher, especially when you ram it in her ass and watch her whole body react. The animations are simple but the rhythm feels good enough that I caught myself trying to time it like combos in an actual match, which is insane because this is just straight-up hentai fucking. I kept clicking around like an idiot trying to see if there’s more, and then accidentally tapped on her boobs and found the little secret bonus, and yeah, that part hit harder than it had any right to. They really want you clicking her tits, so do that. But be careful, because once the extra stuff starts, the whole thing ramps from “hey, this is a cute porn loop” to “okay, now I’m not getting up from my chair for a minute” very fast. Honestly, it’s kinda trashy, kinda lazy, and also exactly the thing you open when your brain wants Chun Li’s huge thighs wrapped around a cock and nothing else in life matters for a bit.