so i got this flash game, right? and the description literally says "short flash is short" which is like, okay, thanks for the honesty i guess. but then it also says "i spent so much time on it" and you can actually tell? there's this one pixel art sequence where the main girl, she's got this pink hair that's just a scribble basically, but the way it moves when she leans forward. i don't know. i spent like five minutes just clicking back and forth to see it again. that's not normal.

the whole thing is maybe four scenes. one of them is in a classroom and the lighting is all wrong, like aggressively yellow, and the teacher character's proportions are completely ridiculous. her chest is basically a shelf. i laughed out loud but also... kept clicking. the game knows what it is. there's no pretending. the dialogue is broken english in the best way, stuff like "you make my body feel strange temperature" which honestly is hotter than most of the polished visual novels i've tried on itch.io. those ones try too hard. this one just throws you into a weird sticky situation with zero context and zero apologies.

i do wish there was a gallery or something. once you finish a scene it's just... gone? had to reload the page twice because i missed a frame where her skirt rides up. that's the kind of thing that drives me crazy about browser games. no save system, no way to go back, you're just living in the moment like some kind of animal. but i guess that's the point. the whole experience is like finding a crumpled magazine page in the woods. you don't know where it came from, you don't know who made it, but you're definitely not throwing it away.