That blonde. You know the one. Hair pulled back tight, uniform skirt just a little too short for airline regulations probably, bending over to check if your seatbelt is fastened like she's inspecting the carpet fibers. The game is basically that fantasy, right? The whole thing is one long POV scene where you're stuck in this seat and she keeps coming back, leaning over, asking if you need anything. And the answer is always yes. Always her. The touch mechanics are... look, they're janky. Like trying to pat a cat that doesn't want to be patted but the cat is a 3D model with collision detection from 2005. You poke at the screen and sometimes her shirt buttons pop open, sometimes your finger goes through her shoulder into the void. It's not polished. It's not supposed to be, I think? Or maybe it is and they just gave up halfway through rigging the boob physics. Which, by the way, are absurd. Like water balloons filled with jello. I spent way too long just making them bounce. There's a button for that. Not a real button, a UI element shaped like a hand. You press it and things jiggle. That's the gameplay loop.

The pickup dialogue is something else. You ask her to sit next to you and she just... does. No resistance. The fantasy of a woman whose entire job is being trapped in a metal tube with you suddenly deciding yeah, let's join the mile high club right here in 14B. The anal scene unlocks if you keep tapping her ass enough times. I counted. It was like 47 taps. My phone screen is filthy now, metaphorically and literally. The sound design is just wet slapping noises on a loop. No music. Just... slaps. And occasional moans that sound like they were recorded in a bathroom.

Wish there was more to do with the uniform. Like, let me unbutton the blouse myself instead of it just vanishing between scenes. The stockings stay on though, which is a nice touch. A detail someone cared about. Unlike the face animations. Her expression never changes. Dead eyes staring at the overhead compartment while you're going at it. Haunting. Anyway the game crashed when I tried to switch positions too fast. 10/10 would break the autopilot again.