god that loading screen. it sits there like a frozen turd and i almost closed the tab twice. then suddenly charlie from the tv show is there but she's got these massive cartoon knockers and the whole thing looks like someone drew it on a napkin during lunch break. the voice acting. jesus. it's like they grabbed three people from a bus stop and said here read this into your phone. the blonde one keeps doing this weird accent that changes every sentence. i think she was going for southern but halfway through it became... boston? i don't fucking know.

the plot is some nonsense about mydol pills and pms and making women shut up by shoving dicks in their mouths. look i'm not here for shakespeare but the setup made me laugh in that ugly snort way. charlie ends up on this fake tv show where the judges are these two busty women who keep flashing their tits at random moments. the big cock tag is not lying. that thing shows up and it's like a third character. there's this one scene where charlie is supposed to be singing but instead she's going down on this microphone shaped like a dick and the sound effect they used is just someone blowing into a cheap headset. i lost it. not in the horny way. in the what am i doing with my life way.

the cumshot at the end is so abrupt. one second there's this awkward lesbian scene that feels like it was animated by someone who's never seen two women touch each other, and then bam. white screen. like a flashbang. my eyes hurt. the humor is there but it's the kind where you're not sure if they meant it to be funny or if it's just broken. i kept clicking through hoping for more charlie being a mess but it just loops back to the menu. no gallery. no way to skip. you have to sit through every janky animation again. i wish there was more of the tv show parody stuff because that was actually clever in a stupid way. the judges keep interrupting with these deadpan lines about ratings and i wanted more of that energy. instead it's just tits and that one dick and then it's over.