Angel Girl full version is basically what happens when someone takes that old flash game from like 2009 and says "what if we added more stuff to jiggle." You're this blonde angel thing with absolutely massive physics-defying tits and you're running away from monsters who want to do unspeakable things to you. The running animation alone is worth a laugh, her chest moves like it has its own gravitational field. I spent more time watching that than actually dodging enemies at first.

The tentacle monsters are back obviously because of course they are. What is it with these games and tentacles? Not complaining though. The gallery mode is actually the real reason anyone's playing this, let's be honest. You unlock scenes by getting caught which creates this weird dynamic where you're supposed to be avoiding the horny monsters but also you kinda want to see what happens when you don't. The arrow key controls are simple enough, left right up down, but the hitboxes are janky as hell sometimes. I swear that one demon grabbed me when I was clearly three pixels away. That's some bullshit.

The angel theme is barely there honestly, she's got wings I guess but mostly she's just a blonde with enormous assets running through what looks like someone's first RPG Maker project. The masturbation scenes unlock later and they're... thorough. Very thorough. The game knows exactly what it is and doesn't pretend otherwise. You'll finish the whole thing in maybe twenty minutes then spend another hour in gallery mode doing what you actually downloaded this for. The monster variety is decent, some of the later ones are genuinely creative in a "who thought of this" kind of way. Not sure why the difficulty spikes randomly on level four though, that almost made me close the tab. Almost.