My kid found this. I mean, the browser history told a story I wasn't ready for, and now I'm here trying to understand what exactly this "quiz" is supposed to teach. The whole thing presents itself like some psychological evaluation but it's just a series of questions that funnel you toward picking tits, mouth, ass, or pussy as your favorite body part. Like a messed up personality test from a magazine at the dentist's office, except the reward at the end is hentai pictures.

The art is deliberately rough, like someone drew it on a napkin during lunch break. Nothing lines up quite right and the proportions make no sense. One character's chest looked like two water balloons fighting for space. And the questions themselves, they don't even try to be subtle. It'll ask something about what you notice first when meeting someone, and the options are basically "chest area" or "lower area" dressed up with five dollar words stolen from a psych 101 textbook. I kept clicking through just to see where it was going, and the quiz somehow decided I was an "ass man" even though I swear I picked the mouth related answers twice. The logic is broken. The whole thing is broken.

There's no game here, really. Just clicking and then looking at pictures that made me feel like I needed to clear my cache and maybe throw the whole router away. The psychology tag is a joke, it's about as scientific as those "which Harry Potter house are you" quizzes but with more cartoon genitalia. My main complaint, and I have many, is that the quiz results screen just sits there. No fanfare, no animation, just static images that look like they were compressed through a potato. At least make the potato work for it, you know?