You know what I hate? When a game calls itself a "test" and then it's just three multiple choice questions and a jpeg of a tit. That's it. That's the whole thing. I've been burned before, right? So I load this up, it's autumn, leaves, whatever, and I'm already suspicious. The first question is something like "what do you desire" and the options are... I don't even remember. Something about a fireplace. Something about a window. I picked the window because I'm not a psychopath who wants to fuck a log.

Then it tells me about my "autumn sexual fantasy" and it's just a paragraph of text. No animation. No sound. Just words describing a scenario with a woman who has, admittedly, very big tits. The description is... fine? It's like someone fed a cheap romance novel into a shredder and glued the pieces back together. But here's the thing. I did it again. I went back and picked the fireplace option. And the fantasy was different. Slightly. The woman's hair color changed in the text. I think. I spent maybe twenty minutes clicking through every combination, trying to see if there was a secret ending or a hidden image. There isn't. I'm almost sure of it.

The psychology tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. It's a personality quiz that a horny teenager would make after failing their first psych class. "Do you like the color of falling leaves? This means your libido is connected to the concept of decay." Fuck off. No it doesn't. But I kept clicking. The nudity is purely textual, which is a special kind of frustrating. It's like being told about a sandwich. I wanted to see the big tits, not just read the words "big tits" over and over. The whole thing feels like a placeholder for a game that was never made. And yet, I remember one specific line from the "rainy day" path that was actually kind of hot, in a weird, lonely way. Then the next line was complete gibberish. What was I even doing? I should just go look at actual hentai. Why am I still thinking about that stupid window fantasy?