downloaded this thing on a whim after seeing a clip on twitter, some pixelated gif of a machine arm pulling a girl’s panties off while she’s strapped to a chair. you know the kind. the pov tag made me think it’d be more immersive but honestly half the time i forgot it was supposed to be my perspective because the camera angles are so weird, like someone dropped the webcam and just left it on the floor.

the girl’s got these ridiculous big tits that bounce in a way that defies physics, and the machine, this clunky metal contraption, starts with simple stuff like undressing her. then it unlocks new tools as you click through. a vibrating probe, some suction thing, eventually this thick dildo attachment that goes straight for anal. no warmup, just whirring and then she’s making this face that’s half horror half boredom. the cumshot mechanic is messy, literally, ropes of white pixel fluid that splatter across her stomach and the floor. you can trigger it whenever but the timing feels off, like the machine’s rhythm doesn’t match the sound effects. the audio is a whole other complaint, the squelching noises loop so badly i thought my browser was crashing. reloaded the page twice.

there’s a humor tag but i’m not sure if it’s intentional. the sex slave setup is played so straight that it circles back to absurd, like the machine malfunctions and starts spinning her upside down while the dildo keeps going. i laughed but also felt weird about it. my sketchbook is open next to me and i keep drawing her with more expressive eyes, giving her a backstory where she built the machine herself and it went rogue. that’s not in the game though. in the game she’s just a virtual body with no dialogue, no resistance, just a series of unlockable positions. the progression system is basically a checklist of depravity. at one point the machine has three arms working at once and i thought my trackpad was going to give out from all the clicking. why no keyboard shortcuts. why.