Betty Blew is basically a flashback to those old browser toons where you click a button and she does the thing. No story, no setup, just Betty on her knees with that retro look like she walked out of a 90s cartoon but with way less clothes. The animation is choppy on purpose, like it was made for a dial up connection, and honestly that adds to the charm. You pick an action, she goes to work, and the whole loop is about timing when you finish on her face.

The controls are stupid simple. Click blowjob, she bobs. Click faster, she speeds up. There is a cum button and when you hit it the facial lands right where you expect. The brunette hair and that old school Betty Boop vibe but more explicit, it works. I kept thinking about how my phone screen got smudged from swiping between chores. The sound is just wet noises and a little moan, nothing fancy. One thing that bugs me, you cannot change the camera angle at all. You are stuck with the same front view the whole time. I wish there was a side view or something but no, this is what you get.

The hardcore toons tag is accurate. It is not trying to be realistic, it is trying to be a dirty cartoon and it nails that. The facial at the end is the whole point and it does not disappoint. I left it running in another tab while folding laundry and came back to her still waiting. That is the whole review. No ending, no score, just Betty and her one talent.