Mario finally gets that “your princess is in another castle” situation flipped on his head here, and the “castle” has tits the size of beanbags and horns sharp enough to ruin any cosplay wig. This is basically one long, unapologetic scene of him getting absolutely worked over by a Bowsette / Browsette style boss, and as a costumer my brain was screaming the whole time, in a good way and also in a “why do I suddenly want to make latex scales” way. The game just throws you straight into it, no long intro, no fake story padding, just Mario standing there like a horny idiot in front of this smug demon queen with massive boobs and that classic “I’m going to break you and you will say thank you” smirk. You don’t walk around, you don’t jump on anything, you just nudge the scene left or right and watch the action shift from one filthy angle to another. It’s like a dirty flipbook where every page is NSFW as hell. One moment she’s giving him a tight titjob, pushing those heavy breasts around his cock like she’s trying to crush it, and he has this dumb, overwhelmed expression that made me laugh. Next moment she’s riding him rough, pinning him, using him like a toy, and you’re just there going, ok, this is not safe for Peach at all. The rough sex vibe is strong: she yanks him around, presses him into her chest, grinds on him like she owns his soul, and there’s zero doubt who is in charge. There’s a facial that honestly looks like he just lost a boss battle and dropped all his coins, and I actually paused the screen to check how they drew the cum on her face because I’m a freak for tiny details like that. The wet shine on her lips is nice, the texture on the horns is nice, the freckles on the tits are… not there, which annoys me for some reason, because now my brain wants freckled demon boobs and I can’t let it go.

I kept thinking “ok, it’s just a simple lewd scene, nothing special” and then I caught myself taking screenshots on my phone so I could zoom in later and figure out how to build that chest harness in real life. The crown design sits a little too flat, honestly, I wanted more height, more drama, but the collar and those jagged edges on her outfit give good reference for foam or maybe thick EVA. The thing is, the game is short and not interactive in some deep way, you literally click to move along the scene and that’s it, and at one point I was like, is that all, just different positions and angles, no surprise twist? But then I replayed it. Twice. I like that the camera doesn’t always stay in flattering places: some frames really push Mario’s face into view when she smothers him with her breasts, or focus on how his cock slides between them, and it feels dirty in that specific fan-art way, like those old Tumblr days before everything got purged. Also, the pace is slightly weird: some angles linger a bit too long, others vanish too fast, and it made me annoyed and horny at the same time, which is kind of the brand for this character anyway. There’s no attempt to “romanticize” anything: she uses him, he loves it, she milks him with her tits, then finishes with a sloppy cum all over her face like he’s paying tribute to his own captor. I had a playlist with some trashy eurobeat running on Spotify in the background and somehow it fit, especially when she’s bouncing on him like she’s farming XP. It’s simple, dirty, and kind of stupid in the best way, like a shitpost that accidentally turns into something you keep open in another tab for “research” later.