The code thing already pissed me off. 12531333, there, saved you a google. Nothing like hunting down a password from some previous game just to watch a blonde college girl get ready for a party. Alyssa, she's the one from before, now she's on campus and it's that whole Dragon Quest vibe but with textbooks and beer pong instead of slimes. The 3D is... functional. Not winning awards, faces sometimes look like melted candles, but the body work is where the effort went, obviously.

You're basically her shoulder devil. Picking her outfit, deciding how many drinks, who she talks to. There's this one moment early on, she's in her dorm room, and you choose between a tight red dress or something more casual. I picked the red one because I'm not a coward. The way the fabric stretches over her ass when she bends to grab her purse, that's the whole game right there. It's not subtle. It doesn't want to be. It's a quest log where every completed objective leads to a different state of undress. The party itself is a mess of bad decisions and worse dialogue, but the tension of "will she or won't she" with the quarterback-looking guy by the keg is the main event. You can practically smell the cheap perfume and spilled vodka.

Wish the camera wasn't so janky during the more explicit scenes. You get a good angle and then she shifts and you're staring at a wall texture. And the student NPCs all share the same three voice clips, which gets weird when two girls say the exact same "oh my god, hi!" in a row. But then she's on her knees in a bathroom stall and you forget about the audio bugs. It's a quick hit, a party hookup that doesn't ask for your name. Just make sure you've got that code or you're locked out of the whole damn thing.