You ever just want to know how the gummy gets its wobble? This game apparently decided that's a valid excuse for what happens next. There's a candy shop and a woman with tits that defy physics, more like actual beach balls glued to her chest. The setup is you're learning to make summer gummies, which is already a weirdly specific plot, and then the demonstration just goes off the rails into a full fuck session with the gummy lady herself. She's made of candy, I guess. The whole thing is fucking ridiculous and it knows it.
The animations are rough. Like, someone learned how to loop a basic thrust and called it a day. The cumshot effect is this stringy white mess that looks less like jizz and more like melted marshmallow getting flung around, which I suppose fits the candy theme but still looks silly as hell. There's this one moment where she's bouncing and her tits clip right through her own arms, and nobody bothered to fix it. Not a single fuck was given about polish. And yet I kept watching. The absurd humor is what carries it. Her expression stays this deadpan smile the whole time, like she's demonstrating how to pipe frosting while you're balls deep. It's so stupid it loops back around to being kinda great.
The mock award for this has to be "Most Unhinged Use of Confectionery as a Sexual Partner." No contest. You got your big tits, you got your gummy body that looks like it'd dissolve in water, and you got a premise so thin it's practically transparent. I tried to unlock all the scenes but the click path is a mess, doesn't remember your choices half the time. Actually, it's one of those where you just click the same spot and the scene changes when it feels like it. Or maybe I missed something. The whole thing feels like a joke a bunch of devs made while high on actual sugar. It's not hot in the way something polished is hot. It's the kind of thing you'd send to a friend at midnight just to see them type back "what the actual fuck." I can't even say the comedy is intentional, but it's there. The gummy girl's tits jiggle like they're filled with helium. I'm still not sure if I liked it.