The whole thing is just a test, right? Like a personality quiz but with tits. You answer some questions and then a girl with massive knockers either gives you candy or... something else. I spent way too long on the first screen because the button layout is weird. Not broken, just weird. The text is all over the place too, like someone ran it through three different translators and then gave up halfway.

The art is rough. Not in a charming way, more like a sketch that never got finished. But the boobs are there, front and center, bouncing with every idle animation. The hard sex scene at the end, if you get it, is basically two stick figures with jiggle physics. I laughed. Then I kept playing because I wanted to see if the "sweet" ending was actually sweet or just more of the same.

There's a moment where she leans forward and her tits just... fill the screen. No warning. I dropped my phone. The game doesn't care about pacing or buildup, it just throws the adult stuff at you whenever it feels like it. One minute you're picking between "naughty" and "nice" and the next you're watching a loop of her riding something that isn't even fully drawn.

I still don't know what the correct answers are. Maybe there aren't any. Maybe the game just decides based on your IP address or the phase of the moon. The candy ending is boring, by the way. Don't bother aiming for it.