The first click is always the weirdest, right? You're staring at this girl in a sailor uniform, she's got that dead eyed look like she's been waiting in a loading screen since 2006, and you just... poke her. And a little heart flies out. Then you poke her again. Faster. The hearts start stacking up in the corner like some kind of deranged cookie clicker where the cookies are just the abstract concept of affection. I don't know what I expected from a game that literally has a tag called 'clicker' but here we are, my finger getting a workout before anything else does.

The minigame part is where it gets properly unhinged. You fill up this meter by tapping like a woodpecker on meth, and then the uniform starts to glitch off. Not in a smooth, polished way. It's more like the game is embarrassed about its own nudity and the clothes just sort of evaporate in chunks. One second there's a skirt, the next it's just gone, no physics, no fanfare. The scene itself is a classic school desk setup, you know the one, where the protagonist apparently has the charm of a wet brick but the game logic says she's into it anyway. The dialogue is pure fantasy nonsense, the kind where you pick a line that would get you maced in real life and she blushes like you just recited poetry. I wish there was a button to just skip the talking and get back to the clicking, but that's the whole loop, isn't it? The talking is the foreplay for the tapping.

The art is cute, I guess, in that specific way where all the girls have the same face but different hair colors. It's a visual novel that forgot to have a novel, just a series of stills you unlock by being a very determined clicker. The second girl shows up and the whole process resets, new meter, same tapping, same weirdly abrupt clothing removal. I kept thinking about how a real school would react to this, just hearts floating out of people during math class. The game doesn't care. It just wants you to click until the next static image pops up. There's no finish line, really, just a vague sense that you've seen everything after about ten minutes of frantic finger jabbing. The hentai tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting for what is essentially a fidget toy with tits.