Crossing Cups. Where do I even start with this glorious mess. The whole thing is thimbles. Actual thimbles. And cups. And you're supposed to follow a coin around while these two girls with absolutely ridiculous proportions get it on. I spent the first five minutes just clicking randomly because the instructions are basically "follow the coin lol" and my brain was like what coin. There's a coin somewhere. Probably.

The art style is deliberately rough, like someone drew this on a napkin during a boring meeting and then was like yeah ship it. But somehow that's what makes it work. The girls have these massive boobs that defy physics in ways that would make a hentai artist blush, and the lesbian scenes are... look, I've seen a lot of adult games. This one knows exactly what it is. The dress-up element is barely there, you get these little outfits and then they're off two seconds later anyway. Classic.

The funny thing is how the game doesn't even pretend to be anything else. You cross cups. You get porn. That's the deal. I kept losing the coin behind one girl's tit and getting frustrated but then the next scene would unlock and I'd forget what I was mad about. The whole experience feels like someone dared the developer to make the most unpolished thing possible and they said bet. Some of the poses are genuinely hot in a trashy way, others look like they were drawn left-handed. The thimble mechanic I still don't fully understand but at this point I'm too afraid to ask.