The animation in this thing, man. It's like someone at the studio took a lunch break and never came back. The main POV shot, the one where you're supposed to be getting a triple team from these three ebony girls, has this weird stutter. Like a gif loading on dial-up. But then, the close-up on the one riding you, the way her big tits bounce, it's got this almost hypnotic weight to it. It's completely inconsistent. One second it's a slideshow, the next it's smooth enough to make you forget the jank. The sound design is just wet slaps and a looping moan that cuts off at the weirdest point, like a scratched CD. I spent way too long trying to figure out if the audio was bugged or if that was just the "climax" sound. It's not.

You get to pick who's on top, which is the whole game. Click a button, the girl swaps. The one with the biggest ass, I put her in the riding position and the creampie scene at the end, the visual of the cumshot, is actually pretty graphic. They didn't skimp on the fluids. But the side girls, the ones just rubbing their tits on your arm, they look bored. Their eyes are dead, like they're checking their phones in their heads. It's a weird detail to get stuck on, but once you see it, you can't unsee it. The whole thing feels like a tech demo for a jiggle physics engine that someone forgot to finish.

I wish there was a DLC that just added a single, well-animated blowjob scene. Forget the multitasking. Just one girl, one cock, and some actual eye contact that doesn't look like a hostage situation. The fingering animation on the side girl is a joke, her hand just phases through her pussy like a bad magic trick. It's a shame because the models themselves, the big tits and curves, they're rendered with some care. It's like a fancy sports car with a lawnmower engine. The whole thing climaxes and then just... stops. No fade out, no resolution. Just a hard cut back to the menu. It left me feeling more confused than satisfied, like a party where the host suddenly turned on the lights and yelled for everyone to get out.