The shower minigame is basically a rhythm thing where you click the soap bottle at the right moment, and if you miss, she just stands there with this bored look like you’re wasting her time. Which, fair. The redhead has these absolutely massive tits that jiggle with a physics engine that feels like it was coded by someone who’s never touched a real breast but has watched a lot of anime. I kept messing up on purpose just to see the failure animation where she sighs and crosses her arms, pushing them together. That’s the real reward, honestly.

The pickup mechanic is weird. You’re supposed to seduce her by choosing dialogue options, but half of them are just “stare at her chest” or “compliment the water pressure.” I picked the wrong one and she called me a creep, then the game soft locked and I had to refresh the browser. No save system, obviously. It’s one of those games where you can finish it in like ten minutes if you know what to click, but the minigame where you scrub her back while she moans is worth replaying. The sound design is just stock wet noises and a loop of a woman saying “oh yes” in a voice that sounds like it was recorded on a phone in a bathroom.

Top 3 moments you’ll want to screenshot: the first time she drops the towel, the close up when you finally get the soap timing perfect, and the ending screen where she winks and says “maybe next time I’ll need help drying off.” I wish there was more variety in the shower positions, but the dev clearly spent all their budget on the breast physics. The seduction dialogue is so bad it loops back to being funny, like a porno written by someone who learned English from Duolingo. Anyway, the redhead’s name is never given, which is a crime. She deserves a name.