Fucking Sally and her laundry. That's the whole game, basically. You're some guy, she's got your clothes, and she's standing there in this little top that's already slipping off one shoulder before you even click anything. Real model, they say, and yeah, she's got that look. Not some airbrushed fantasy, more like that one neighbor who always seems to be doing yoga when you walk by the window. The whole thing runs on this question system, right? She asks about the girls from episode 1, which I obviously replayed three times to get every possible dialogue branch. Miss one answer and she just smirks and covers up more. Get it right and... well.

The striptease isn't some slow, classy thing. It's awkward in the best way. She fumbles with the button on her shorts, laughs at herself, then just goes for it. There's this moment with a dildo that comes out of nowhere. Not even part of the main scene, she just pulls it from behind a pillow like "oh this old thing?" and the pov camera gets all shaky like you're the one who's nervous. The wet sounds kick in and it's so over the top I had to check if my headphones were leaking audio to the whole bus. They weren't. But that fear was real.

Wish the videoquest part had more actual questing. You click, she reacts, scene ends. No inventory, no branching paths after the questions, nothing to unlock except the one good scene. I kept clicking around the room thinking maybe the lamp was interactive. It's not. The lamp does nothing. Spent way too long on that lamp. The dream job fantasy here is basically just being a laundry boy who gets lucky once, and honestly? That's enough. Don't overthink it. Just answer her questions right the first time so you don't have to sit through the same three dialogue trees like I did. The skip button is not your friend here, it's broken or something, just reloads the whole thing.