Blonde. Detective. Family reunion. Those tags together usually mean someone's about to walk in on something they shouldn't, and yeah, that happens. But what stuck with me wasn't the obvious setup, it was the strip poker mini-game that felt like it was coded by someone who genuinely hates card games. The rules are... I still don't know what the rules are. Maria kept winning and I'm pretty sure I was just clicking buttons hoping her shirt would come off faster.

The real model videos are a weird flex. Not gonna lie, some of them look like they were filmed on a phone from 2016, but there's this one scene where Katy, your girlfriend, is just talking about her day and the camera lingers on her mouth while she's speaking. Completely mundane moment but it got more reaction out of me than the actual strip sequences. The game knows this too, I think. It keeps throwing these quiet, almost uncomfortable close-ups at you between the detective stuff. Mandy's father investigation feels like an excuse to get everyone in the same room, and the hard choices the description mentions are mostly about which woman you're going to disappoint next. Classic.

What I wish was different but won't be is the quest structure. You'll be deep into questioning Maria about some lead, and suddenly the game remembers Katy exists and yanks you back to a dinner date. The tonal whiplash is something else. One minute you're piecing together clues about a missing dad, next you're deciding if you should lie about where you were. The erotic parts work best when they're not trying so hard, when it's just a look or a pause. The actual explicit content is fine, gets the job done, but the buildup is where this thing accidentally becomes interesting. Still not sure if I made the right choices. Probably not.