Right, so the whole thing is basically a fever dream where you're some dude with infinite, uh, spank, and you're blasting it at flying chicks to make their clothes fall off. Except they're already naked? The logic is completely fried. You shoot, they drop panties, you catch the panties. It's called Shoot Your Load, from Adult Blowtoons, and it doesn't even pretend to make sense. I respect that.

The art is this deliberately janky, old-school flash cartoon style, like something you'd find on a forgotten corner of Newgrounds. The ladies just float across the screen in these basic loop-de-loops, all big eyes and hentai proportions, wearing tiny lingerie that vanishes when your, ahem, projectiles connect. The sound design is just squelchy nonsense. I spent a good minute trying to figure out if the power-ups were actually doing anything or if I was just seeing a different color splat. There's a catcher mechanic at the bottom, you move a basket or something to grab the falling underwear for points, but honestly I got more focused on just trying to hit the next target and forgot the basket existed half the time. Then I'd miss a thong and get irrationally annoyed, like my high score was a matter of personal pride.

It's a shooter, technically. An arcade-style thing where you aim with the mouse and click to fire. The humor is stupid, completely braindead, and I caught myself grinning at how absurd the whole thing is. One girl flew by wearing glasses and I swear the game gave a bonus for "nerdy panties." Don't quote me on that, I might have imagined it. The whole experience is like a horny shitpost you can play. It's not trying to be a deep visual novel or some complex sim, it's just... blam, splat, panties. My only real complaint is the hitbox on the catcher feels a bit off, like I was right under a falling bra and it just phased through. Or maybe my aim is trash. Probably my aim.