Honestly, the whole setup is pure cope. This Ryan dude, absolute failure with women, decides his best move is a fucking letter to Santa. Not Tinder, not touching grass, but a Christmas wish. The game knows it's pathetic and that's where the humor lands, a sleazy, self aware pathetic that makes the eventual payoff feel earned in a twisted way. You're basically guiding this loser through a library seduction, which sounds classy until you realize it's all about angling for upskirt peeks and trying to get a stranger to touch your dick through a bookcase. The xmas backdrop just makes it dirtier, like finding a porn mag inside a hymn book.

The library scenes are the core loop. It's all slow burn, click and wait. You pick these cringey dialogue options, trying to not immediately get slapped, while the game dangles these little animated rewards. There's a specific moment with a girl in a red scarf, a classic fucktown design where her tits are about 80% of her character model, where you can get a sneak peek if you choose the dialogue option that's basically "drop something." It's not subtle. At all. And the animation that follows is janky as hell, a weird looping bob that looks like it was coded on a calculator, but somehow that lack of polish makes it hotter? It feels like you're seeing something you genuinely weren't supposed to, a glitch in the matrix that shows boobs. Wish there was more to do with the actual library books, maybe some stat building or something, but no. The books are just props for leaning over.

The whole hentai tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting for what's essentially a couple of looping flash animations. The cum faces are standard issue, eyes rolled back like a slot machine hitting jackpot. There's this one scene near the end, after you've successfully not fucked it all up, where the girl just pulls him into a back room. The build up is all this awkward library whispering and then suddenly it's full penetration with sound effects ripped straight from a 2006 Newgrounds submission. Made me laugh out loud, then immediately feel like I needed a shower. The Santa Claus framing device is just a thin excuse, but watching this dumbass literally thank Santa mid blowjob is the kind of dumb genius that keeps me clicking through these things. It's not a good game, but it's a memorable trainwreck.