This game has the energy of a sketch you'd find on a sticky note stuck to a monitor in a dorm room. The whole thing is a labyrinth, right, and you're just this floating POV dick navigating corners. Every turn is another pair of tits. That's it. That's the design document.

I got stuck for maybe fifteen minutes because I kept going left. Left, left, left. It felt like a personal failure. The maze isn't even complicated, it's just a series of identical looking hedges and I have the spatial awareness of a potato. But the thing is, every dead end has a girl