Erin's got that look, right? The one where she's pretending to check her phone but her hips keep tilting toward you. The pickup minigame is basically a rhythm of saying the right dumb shit at the right time, and I failed it twice because I was too busy staring at how her bikini top was losing a structural battle. Then she just... laughs and pulls you behind a palm tree. No transition. One second you're fumbling dialogue options, next second her tits are out and she's asking if you've ever done paizuri before. I have now.

The titfuck scene is the main event and it knows it. The physics are janky in that specific way where her boobs clip through each other sometimes but honestly? That's part of the charm. Like a bootleg anime OVA from 2007. She finishes you off with a facial and the cum texture looks like melted marshmallow fluff, which I wish was different but won't be. Then she turns around, braces against the tree, and you get the creampie ending. The pussy closeup is actually more detailed than her face, which tells you exactly where the dev's priorities were.

I keep forgetting to mention the swimsuit toggle. There's a button to change her bikini color but it resets every time you reload the browser tab. Annoying. Also the sound design is just wet slaps and a looping ocean wave that cuts off abruptly mid-loop. If you're the kind of player who screenshots every cumshot frame by frame, you'll get your money's worth. If you want a story, go read a visual novel. This is more like a stress test for your left hand.