My kid found this. Browser history, you know how it is. I'm not tech stupid but I wasn't expecting a puzzle game about cars to be... well. The auto show thing is just a thin excuse, obviously. You match tiles or something, I didn't get far into the mechanics because honestly the clicking felt a bit laggy on my phone and the whole thing looks like it was made in a weekend. The blonde character model has these massive, physics-defying tits that just sort of float there, and the animation when you "win" a level is so janky it's almost funny. Almost.

The sex scenes unlock after you complete these sliding puzzles. First one I got, she's bent over a sports car hood and the guy just appears from off screen. No buildup, no seduction, just pixelated thrusting and these weird looping moans that sounded like my old Nokia ringtone. The whole thing is so unpolished it circles back to being kind of hypnotic? Like watching a car crash. The cumshot effect is just a white splatter PNG that fades in. I laughed out loud, then remembered why I was looking at this in the first place and felt sick.

There's this one scene where she's doing a blowjob and her head doesn't even line up with his crotch. It's just floating in mid-air. The background is this blurry auto show with cardboard cutout cars. I spent more time trying to figure out if the puzzle was rigged than actually being aroused. The difficulty spikes are weird too, one puzzle took me like two minutes and the next was impossible. Maybe my brain is just old. Anyway I cleared the history and now I have to have a conversation I really don't want to have about internet safety and why some games aren't really games. The whole fuck town tag makes sense now, it's just a series of these encounters with the same blonde. No story, no other characters really. Just tits and bad puzzles.