The hit detection in this thing, I swear. You're on some generic sci-fi corridor, right, and these topless women with absolutely massive tits just float toward you. The whole premise is so stupidly simple, shoot the babes, beat the boss girl, get a reward. But my crosshair will be dead center on a nipple and the shot registers like I aimed at the ceiling. It's a browser game so you just click and fire with the mouse, nothing fancy. The POV is fixed, you just pan around this static position.

The boss fight is where it gets genuinely frustrating in a way I kind of respect. She has this pattern where she'll flash the screen white and suddenly there's three of her. You empty your clip into the wrong one and she just laughs, this tinny little audio clip that sounds like it was recorded in a bathroom. Then she does this thing where her chest basically fills the screen, which is the whole point I guess, and you're supposed to shoot her eyes but the hitbox is the size of a pixel. I spent maybe twenty minutes on that alone, not because it was hard but because the game decided when I was allowed to progress. There's no ammo management, no reload mechanic, just endless clicking. My wrist actually started hurting.

Someone on a forum mentioned there's a mod that replaces all the models with ones from some other game, bigger assets obviously, but I couldn't get it to work. The base game is so unpolished that the textures sometimes swap and you'll see a face stretched across a torso. It's not scary, just lazy. The reward screens are static images you've probably seen floating around imageboards since 2008. Nothing animated, which feels like a missed opportunity given the whole shooter setup. You do all this work and get a jpeg. At least the jpeg loads fast. The background music is a ten second loop of what I think is supposed to be industrial metal but it's so compressed it sounds like a dial-up modem having a seizure. I muted it after two minutes. Still finished the game though. Don't know what that says about me.