Hayley’s got this dream, right, big city pro wrestling, and the first thing that hits me is how her tits look in that tiny gear, bouncing around in these animated scenes that are honestly the only reason I kept clicking. The sex scenes, they move, not just still pics, and there’s this one with a wrestler dude after a match where she’s still sweaty and he just, well, rides dick and stuff like the description says, and I got way too into the way her mouth opens. The whole visual novel thing is fine, reading about her meeting friends and the business being cut throat, but I started skipping text when I realized the dialogue sounds like someone used Google Translate and then never looked back. Some lines are so broken I laughed, like when a character says something about a contract and it comes out as “you will be signing the paper of your life maybe.” That’s the funny tag, I guess, but it’s also just... I don’t know, I wanted more of that hentai energy and less of whatever that was.

The wrestler tag is weird because there’s barely any actual wrestling, just a couple of stills with ropes and then boom, she’s using a sextoy in the locker room. I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out if there’s a branching path, because I picked a choice to go train and ended up in a scene with some guy who wasn’t even introduced before, and I’m still not sure if I missed something or if the game just glitched. The big boobs are everywhere, obviously, and the physics on them during the animated parts is what I’d call aggressively bouncy, like they’re trying to escape her chest, and I kept replaying the shower scene just to see if the water droplets actually looked like water or more like white scribbles. Spoiler: scribbles.

If you’re gonna play this, don’t expect, like, a story that makes sense, just click through fast until you hit a scene with movement and then maybe slow down. The Patreon link is there, and I almost clicked it after the beach scene where Hayley’s in a bikini that’s basically dental floss, but then I remembered the text I’d been ignoring and closed the tab. The Ko-fi too, I mean, support artists, but maybe wait for the next one where the writing catches up to the porn. One thing that stuck with me, in the wrong way, was a background character who just stands there in three scenes with no face, like a mannequin, and I kept expecting him to join in but he never did, just this blank dude watching, and it’s been days and I still think about him. The game’s a mess but the animated parts, especially the one with the vibrator, that’s a solid few minutes of good fap material if you mute the sound effects, which are just stock squelches from some app I swear I’ve heard in a mobile game ad.