The loading screen is just a pink square with a question mark. Already, I'm suspicious. This "test" promises to figure out if you're a hunter or a victim in bed, like some kind of horny Myers-Briggs. The questions are so blunt they loop back around to being funny. "Do you prefer to tie or be tied?" No nuance, no "sometimes I just want a sandwich." Just a binary choice, over and over.

The art is deliberately rough, like someone sketched it on a napkin during a boring meeting. But that's the charm, I think. It's not trying to be a polished hentai slideshow. It's a dirty personality quiz that a friend would pass you on a USB stick. One question asked about my ideal cake. Not a euphemism, just... cake. Chocolate or vanilla. I stared at it for a solid minute, trying to figure out how this would determine my sub/Dom alignment. The psychology here is on par with a magazine quiz titled "Is Your Man a Secret Freak?" but with more explicit pictures at the end.

The bonus picture you get is... ensured. That's the word they use. It's a single, static image based on your result. Mine was a "hunter" scene, all sharp lines and a predatory gaze that didn't quite match the character's goofy anatomy. The left hand had six fingers. I'm not complaining, it's just a detail that stuck with me. It's like the artist got to the hand and thought, "fuck it, more fingers, more gripping power." I wish the test had more questions, maybe something about public spaces or specific toys. A DLC that adds a "brat" archetype would be a mess, but a glorious one. As it is, the whole thing is over in two minutes, leaving you with a weirdly specific label and a picture you'll forget about until you clear your browser cache.