This thing starts like the most boring errand ever, just you trying to buy bread, butter and milk like some grandma NPC, then suddenly the game grabs you by the face and yeets you straight into horny hell. Not like poetic hell. Actual cartoon sex hell where every creature you meet looks like they crawled out of some cursed hentai folder and decided clothes are just a suggestion. You’re supposed to be this dumb hero who keeps stumbling from one mess to another, and yeah, he really is dumb, but in that “chat, why is this working on me?” way. One moment you’re clicking through a goofy joke about groceries, the next you’re trying to decide if you wanna take the obvious safe path or the “haha this will probably end in corruption and cum” path. Spoiler: you pick the second one. Every time. I was streaming it to myself like a crazy person, literally talking out loud going “no shot they made that an option” and then clicking it anyway.
What I really like and also kinda hate is how the game keeps pretending to be a light comedy while it slowly turns you into a complete degenerate. There’s the nekogirl stuff, of course, because internet, and they lean into it hard. You don’t just meet one cute catgirl and go “wow kawaii”, no, you get dragged into this mess where the catgirls are horny, a little unhinged, and if you say the wrong thing you either get teased into insanity or used like a human toy. That one scene where you think you’re about to actually be a decent hero and help someone, and five clicks later you’re on your knees because you picked the “funny” answer and suddenly you’re the town mcslut, that one broke me. I laughed, then I realized “oh shit this flag is permanent, huh” and just accepted my fate. The game loves doing that. “Here’s a joke. Haha. Also you’re owned now.” And the stupid part is I kept going for those routes on purpose. There are moments where it slows down and you’re like, ok, quest time, actual progress, and then some fluffy-tailed pervert pops in with a side offer and your brain just melts. Also, tiny complaint: there’s one background detail that clearly looks clickable and it’s not. I’m still mad about it and I know it’ll never change.
The humor is very “old internet” in a good and bad way. You get dumb references, a bit of that meme energy from early YouTube, and then suddenly you’re balls deep in some demon futa joke that goes way harder than it needed to. It feels like the game is constantly testing how far you’re willing to go just to see another filthy CG of a smug anime girl pinning your useless hero down. Sometimes it’s actually wholesome for like two lines, then it remembers it’s a porn game and flips the table. One run I tried to be kinda pure, pick the sensible options, resist the obvious slutty bait, and the game still found a way to turn it into a corruption gag where everyone just assumes you’re a perv anyway. I respect that level of disrespect. And yeah, the art is not “high art” but there’s something very raw, very “I drew this with one hand while laughing” that fits the vibe. You’ll click something thinking it’s just a goofy gag, then you’re staring at a nasty hot scene with a grinning kitty girl calling you her little plaything and it hits way harder than you planned for a browser game you opened half as a joke. Secret paths are hiding around too, and they’re exactly what you think: slightly more fucked up, slightly more rewarding, and yes, you’ll miss half of them then pretend you didn’t go back just to see how deep the depravity hole goes.