The first time Jackob Badalamenti gets his dick sucked in this game, it's in a grimy alley behind a bar, and the woman's mouth is rendered with this weird glossy sheen that makes her look like she's been eating vaseline. Not complaining. The whole thing has that janky 3d look where hands clip through thighs and the moaning loops every four seconds, but honestly? That's part of the charm. You're a private detective looking for your missing friend Mike, and the night spirals into some noir bullshit with bad guys and worse women. The sex scenes are still being worked on, the dev says so right in the description, and you can feel it. Bodies don't quite line up. The camera swings too far left during one blowjob and you're staring at a brick wall while the audio keeps going.

Gameplay is mostly clicking through dialogue and walking to markers. There's a bathroom stuck bug they fixed, which tells you the kind of polish we're dealing with. But the writing has this sleazy earnestness I can't hate. Jackob is a mess, his past is catching up, and every woman he meets either wants to kill him or fuck him or both. The detective angle is thin, more excuse than plot, but the atmosphere lands somewhere between a late night cable movie and a fever dream.

I wish the sex scenes had more variety. Right now it's mostly the same two positions recycled with different character models. And the speed enhancement they added makes the thrusting look like a malfunctioning animatronic. Still, for a browser game that's clearly a work in progress, there's a raw appeal. The queer rep is nonexistent, which stings a little. Everyone's aggressively straight, and the one moment that could have gone somewhere interesting with a male suspect just... doesn't. Maybe later updates. Maybe not.

The alley scene stuck with me though. Not because it was hot, but because Jackob's face during it is completely blank. Like he's already dead inside. That's the noir part working, I guess.