Shit, I almost refunded this browser game in the first two minutes. The art is... what's the word... deliberately crusty? Like someone drew Jill Valentine with their non-dominant hand after chugging a Monster energy. But then the zombie reached her and the animation hit and I understood. It's not a bug, it's a fetish.

The whole thing is a reverse tower defence where you're the bio-terrorist. You pick from a roster of these ugly, limping bastards and send them down a corridor. Jill stands at the end, shooting. Standard logic puzzle stuff. But the twist, and this is where my brain chemistry got rearranged, is that you're not defending anything. You want the zombies to win. You're the pimp for a horde of horny undead, carefully spacing out their shambling so one lucky bastard slips past the bullets. I spent way too long on the "Tyrant" type, this big purple fucker who moves like molasses but tanks a full clip. Watching him finally grab her after three of his friends got their heads blown off? Chef's kiss. The domination tag isn't just a suggestion here.

The tactics feel weirdly authentic to the old RE logic. You're counting shots, memorizing her reload pattern. It's like a macabre puzzle from the Spencer Mansion but the prize is a rough, pixelated sex scene. And the scenes themselves... look, don't expect a visual novel. The animation loops are janky, sound design is basically wet slaps and groans, but it has this raw, unpolished energy that a slicker game would lose. It feels dirty. That's the point. My one gripe, and I'll never get over it, is the Cerberus zombie dog. Why is its hitbox so weird? It clips through bullets half the time and the other half it dies to a stiff breeze. Absolutely infuriating logic break in an otherwise solid tactical loop. Makes me want to throw my laptop. Anyway, the horror aesthetic is perfect for this, turning a survival icon into a target you're actively trying to compromise. It's wrong and I couldn't stop clicking "next wave."