Betty Brickhouse swings in wearing what I can only call a leopard print bikini that loses a fight with physics, and honestly the whole thing starts like a lost Tarzan comic where the artist forgot the plot and only remembered the horny storyboards. JD, the loincloth himbo, chases her on vines, and the moment he grabs her you know exactly where this is going. There is no tension, no build up, just vine, grab, clothes gone. The intercourse scenes cycle through several positions with the enthusiasm of someone flipping through a sticky magazine from 1997.

The art is deliberately unpolished, lines wobble like they were drawn during an earthquake, but that almost adds to the sleazy charm. You get blonde hair, big tits, and a jungle backdrop that exists purely as green smears. The dialogue is nothing, grunts and maybe a "oh Betty" if you squint. At one point after the main event, JD swings away smoking a cigarette like he just clocked out of a shift, and then a chimpanzee shows up making a sexual gesture at Betty. I laughed, then felt weird, then laughed again. That chimp is the best character and he has zero lines.

Navigation is just clicking through panels, no branching paths, no choices. You are here to watch, not to play. Some might call that lazy. I call it honest. The game knows it is a porn comic with extra steps and refuses to apologize. The bikini disappears so fast you forget it was even a tag. If you want story, go read actual Betty Brickhouse comics. If you want five minutes of unpolished jungle smut with a horny chimp cameo, this delivers.