I keep thinking about that pussy in the grass. Not like a real one, obviously, but the way the game sets it up. You got this Tarzan guy, right, and he's just... always ready. The animation is so janky, like someone drew it on a napkin and then spilled coffee on it, but that's the whole point I think. He sees something, anything, and his big cock just pops out. It's absurd. The jungle background is this static mess of green blobs and I swear one of the trees looks like a sad broccoli.

The humor is so stupid it circles back to being genius. He starts going at it with what he thinks is some hidden treasure and then the reveal happens. I won't spoil it but let's just say the joke tag is there for a reason. I was actually laughing, not just the nose exhale thing. The sound design, if you can call it that, is just these wet slapping noises that cut off abruptly. It's like they recorded it on a phone from 2007. I wish there was more of a buildup, you know? Like maybe he could swing on a vine first or something. But no, it's just zero to a hundred. The animation loops are so short you can see the exact frame where it resets, his whole body does this little twitch.

For a game that's basically one joke stretched over a few clicks, it delivers exactly what it promises. The big cock physics are ridiculous, it flops around with no weight. I tried playing it on my phone browser and the screen was just a mess of pixels. Honestly, the kind of player who gets the most from this is someone who's bored of all the polished 3D stuff and wants something that feels like a forbidden Newgrounds flash from the dial-up days. It's not trying to be sexy, it's trying to be a disaster, and that's what makes it work. Or not work. I don't know, I already forgot what my point was. The grass pussy thing is just... chef's kiss.