I don't know what I expected from a game called basically "Suspicious Housewife Simulator" but here we are, crouched behind her sofa like a complete degenerate, holding a used tissue I found in the bathroom bin. The whole thing is in Japanese. Every single menu, every item description, every dialogue bubble floating above her redhead ponytail while she hums and stirs something in the kitchen. I can't read a word of it. Doesn't matter. You know exactly what you're doing the moment you click on her underwear drawer and the game lets you pick up a lacy black thong and rotate it like you're inspecting a rare artifact in Resident Evil.

The premise is you're some guy snooping through this housewife's home while she's distracted cooking, looking for proof she's been getting railed by someone who isn't her husband. Classic hentai logic. The redhead in question wears this tight little lingerie set under her apron which you find out by, well, going through her bedroom while she's three meters away obliviously chopping vegetables. The tension is absurd. One minute you're clicking on her nightstand, the next you hear her footsteps and you have to scramble back to the living room and pretend you weren't just sniffing through her laundry. My favorite part was when I accidentally clicked on her from behind while holding a suspicious receipt and the game triggered some scene where she turns around all flustered and I still have no idea what she said but her face was doing that hentai blush thing and then the screen faded to one of the endings.

There's five endings apparently. I got the one where I confronted her with a hotel keycard I found wedged between couch cushions and she just... gave up? Started crying? Or maybe she was into it? The pixelated moan sound effect that played suggested complicated things. The cheating wife tag is doing heavy lifting here because you never actually see the other guy, just evidence of his existence, which somehow makes the whole thing filthier. Like you're piecing together someone's secret sex life through receipts and stained fabric. The game's rough as hell, animations are stiff, the UI looks like it was made in 2003, and I spent twenty minutes stuck because I didn't realize you could combine items. You can combine items. The dildo in the closet and the photo album. Don't ask me why that works, it just does.

Wish there was more to do with the items once you found them besides triggering the ending flags. The redhead model is actually decent though, that classic housewife bob cut and the way her lingerie peeks out when she bends over to check the oven. Chef's kiss. Or cook's kiss. Whatever.