Katie's Diary. I don't even know why I'm writing this. The game looks like it was drawn on a napkin during a boring meeting, deliberately unpolished like the tag says. The redhead, Katie, she's got this weird expression that doesn't change, like she's permanently smelling something off. And the dog, Chewie, just stands there. Always. Watching. I spent way too long clicking around her apartment trying to find every possible interaction, my completionist brain refusing to let go even though half the animations loop in this janky way that makes you laugh more than anything else.

The whole setup is she's fresh off a breakup with Johny, some cheating bastard, and she's trying to replace sex with a dildo and a new puppy. The humor is accidental and intentional at the same time. There's this one scene where she's going at it with this bright pink toy and the animation just... glitches. Her arm phases through the bed. I snorted. Not the reaction the dev probably wanted but honestly it made the whole thing more memorable than any polished porn game I've played on Nutaku lately. The masturbation scenes are explicit, no fade to black bullshit, but the sound design is just a looping wet noise that cuts off abruptly. Like someone forgot to add a fade out.

I wish there was more with the dog. Not in a weird way, get your mind out of the gutter. But Chewie is just there, a static png, and I kept expecting some interaction, some joke about the dog cocking its head while she's moaning Johny's name. Nothing. Missed opportunity. The diary entries between scenes are where the actual writing lives, some genuinely funny internal monologue about hating her ex but still getting off to thoughts of him. Relatable in a pathetic way. I unlocked everything, all the secret scenes, and the final one is so absurd I won't spoil it but let's just say the dildo becomes a character. Not literally. Or maybe. The game doesn't care and neither do I.