The loading screen is a stock photo of a city skyline. It's the kind of thing you'd see on a dentist's office computer. And honestly, that's the whole vibe here. You're meeting Kelly, the flight attendant. She has a surprise. The surprise is her friend Chloe, who is a brunette. My brain immediately went to that old "pizza delivery" setup, but here it's just... a sofa. The apartment is aggressively beige. The textures on the couch look like they're made of plastic ham.

I spent a weirdly long time staring at the wine glasses. They're just two flat polygons intersecting at a weird angle, floating near the characters' hands. The dialogue choices pop up and they're direct, no real flirting, just "ask about the surprise" or "compliment her." I picked compliment. Kelly's mouth moved but the audio was this low bitrate mumble, like someone recorded it through a sock. Then Chloe walks in. The animation for her entering the room is a single, linear slide from the right side of the screen, no footsteps. It's so jarring it circles back to being perfect. The whole thing feels like a dev accidentally uploaded their first Unity test build and just... left it.

The threesome scene triggers and the camera angles are completely unhinged. It cuts to a close up of a knee at one point. Not a sexy knee, just a structural knee. You get another choice, something about who to focus on, and it doesn't seem to matter because the looping animation is the same. The sound effect for a kiss is like a wet sponge being dropped on a counter. There's no game over, no real ending. You just sort of... exist in the beige apartment forever. It's a snapshot of a moment with no before and no after, just a strangely sterile, confusing now. I can't stop thinking about the knee. Why was that the shot.