You know what's fucked up about King of Porn City? The menu buttons are literally just default Unity rectangles with Arial font slapped on them. Like someone built this in a weekend and said fuck it, ship it. But I kept clicking anyway.

The new update added this one girl with absolutely ridiculous proportions, the kind where you wonder if the dev has ever seen an actual human body. Her tits clip through her arms in the cowgirl animation and I sat there watching it loop like six times. The cum physics are completely broken too. Sometimes it just floats there in midair, this ghostly white blob that forgot gravity exists. I almost respect how little they care.

The money grind is stupid. You click through the same three jobs, buy a slightly better apartment, unlock a new position that's basically the old position but mirrored. There's this one stage where the lighting makes everyone look like they're made of wax. I think the whole thing runs on Flash or something equally ancient, the way it chugs when too many UI elements pop up at once. The sound design is just royalty free moaning that cuts off mid-loop, that weird silence between audio clips that makes you aware you're sitting alone in your room playing a broken porn game at... whenever. I don't know what I expected from something called King of Porn City. Maybe exactly this. The creampie scenes at least commit to the bit, no fade to black bullshit, just the mess and the awkward pause after where nobody moves and you're supposed to feel accomplished. I wish the big cock slider actually changed anything visible. It doesn't. Never will. Anyway the new models are slightly less terrifying than the old ones so that's progress I guess.