Laura's tits are right there. I mean RIGHT there. The whole game is basically a darts board with this stacked brunette behind it, and she's doing this little shimmy thing that makes me completely unable to focus on where my cursor is. First throw went straight into the wall. Not even the board. The wall. Second throw hit a 3. She smiled. I felt like a champion.

The mechanics are... look, you aim with the mouse, there's a power bar that fills up and empties like in those old golf games, and you click to release. Except the power bar moves way too fast and the hitbox for the dart tip feels off by like two pixels. I spent twenty throws trying to clear the bullseye sector and my wrist started cramping. The game says "clear all sectors to unlock next level" but honestly I got stuck on level 3 because Laura keeps doing this thing where she leans forward and my brain just stops working. There's supposed to be more nudity later but I wouldn't know because I can't throw straight when someone's cleavage is literally occupying 40% of my screen. Who designed this. Why is the dartboard semi-transparent. Why can I see her nipples through the fabric but not actually see them. This is psychological warfare.

The 3D model is actually decent for what it is, Laura has that whole curvy latina look going on, thick thighs, ridiculous proportions, the works. But the striptease aspect is misleading. She takes off like one piece of clothing per level and it's so slow I started wondering if I should just look up the full scene on some other site. The game knows what it's doing. It's edging you with darts. Darts. I need to lie down.